Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash

[Yumi_and_Erea]

Too...many...jokes...

GAH! Rad neuseam, big time!

 

[sms_117b]

My girlfriend doesn't need that; My Documents/My Porn that simple, why make things difficult?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Is this still going on >.> Well I might as well revive my older joke just to get it out of the way.

Porn detection "stick"? *snicker*

 

[The Heik]

The product's description says: "The Porn Detection Stick uses advanced image analyzing algorithms that categorize images as potentially harmful by identifying facial features, flesh tone colors, image back grounds, body part shapes, and more. With less than 1% false positive indications, your search for contamination on your computer won't waste your time." It's admittedly not 100% accurate, but should give a good idea of the types of filthy images little Billy has been looking at after you've gone to sleep.

Surely just scanning the hard drive looking for a folder that's mostly jpgs will do the same?

Add in a trace for skintone hues and you've got the 99%.

Not really. I've got some large directories of jpgs mostly for conceptual ideas but some for sheer coolness. One such directory is just a bunch of body parts for body drawing reference. It's got a few nude images, but the purpose is for getting my body parts right in my sketches. Your idea would classify those reference pictures as porn.

 

[zacaron]

Well I stream all my porn, so I'm safe.

What if it goes through your internet folder and drags up the streamed shows?

In the article it said it can only detect non-moving images.

I'm still screwed, but its not like I care. Its not like I was doing research into hentai as a drawing style or anything...

[small]No, seriously, learning to draw hentai is one of the funniest ways i learned to creep my friends out[/small]

really? you too? isn't it great when after trial and error you figure out what creeps them out the most and what they secretly wish you'd draw more of?

 

[Dogstile]

Well I stream all my porn, so I'm safe.

What if it goes through your internet folder and drags up the streamed shows?

In the article it said it can only detect non-moving images.

I'm still screwed, but its not like I care. Its not like I was doing research into hentai as a drawing style or anything...

[small]No, seriously, learning to draw hentai is one of the funniest ways i learned to creep my friends out[/small]

really? you too? isn't it great when after trial and error you figure out what creeps them out the most and what they secretly wish you'd draw more of?

Actually, drawing guro means that none of my friends want to see what turns up being posted to them in a letter for their birthday... Along with 50 quid because i'm not really harsh

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Your idea would classify those reference pictures as porn.

So might the pronstick.

 

[Raptorace18]

Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash

It really sounds like something being sold based on fear

(Via: Gizmodo [http://gizmodo.com/5484601/the-porn-detection-stick-is-like-the-hot-tub-time-machine-for-smut])


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Let this be a leason: sex and peer pressure may sell, but nothing sells like fear.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Whoever invented this should receive the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

The Nobel "Protection against the Harmless" prize.

OT: First off, $100 is way too expensive for something that a) only recognises pictures and b) doesn't have a 100% detection rate, they should take the price down.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

People are still ashamed of porn?

Huh.

 

[joshuaayt]

Who WOULDN'T buy one-a these? I'd give all of my friends one. Maybe scratch the words off the USB case and tell them it's just your average digital storage device.

 

[Crayzor]

Why would someone download porn anyway? It's not as if it's hard to find and watch on the internet.

 

[Rainboq]

I don't have porn on my computer.

I've got hentai comics stashed in a secret place in my room

How am I not surprised?
In all fairness this is a bloody stupid idea, why do people view the human body as a BAD thing?

 

[RicoADF]

another reason to love a Mac. Those PC users out there, i truely feel sorry for you and wish you luck

God bless Linux

OT, if you have a gf/wife then its your choice weather its appropriate and suffer conserquences if not. If your single you have nothing to worry about.

 

[mrblindcat1]

Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.

I agree brother

 

[Dr. wonderful]

...Why so serious?




But this canbe use for good!

 

[little bear]

well it's not like kids haven't upgraded to downloading full-lenght pornographic movies. this porn detection stick is late.

 

[CloakedOne]

Who downloads porn anymore?

I think a better question would be "who DOESN'T download porn these days?"

 

[CloakedOne]

I don't have porn on my computer.

I've got hentai comics stashed in a secret place in my room

How am I not surprised?
In all fairness this is a bloody stupid idea, why do people view the human body as a BAD thing?

Because people often disagree with the way you're enjoying it. If it's not missionary style in the dark after you're married, it's sinful and therefore should be hated. Didn't make the rules, just pointing them out (as well as completely agreeing with you that the notion of porn being harmful is downright stupid).

conversions: It's weird = it must be wrong
It's something with which I disagree= it must be wrong
It's something that I don't understand= it must be wrong

These are really all that I have found regarding your question.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

For some odd reason I thought of a metal detector that found porn magazines. Wtf?

That's okay. I imagined it being a silly little dowsing rod type deal.

I love the fact that this is basically just encouraging people to spy on their loved ones.