Porn Star Wants to Mix WoW, Final Fantasy With Work

major28

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i honestly cannot name a single porn star and have honestly forgotten the name of this one after reading a whole article about her
 

Daveman

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You know what guys, I don't buy it. I've listened to this kind of stuff for ages and I can't take it any more. I've met a fair few girls in the 19 years of my life and NOT ONE of them knew anything about gaming beyond the sims. I just can't accept that they're out there.

True X Files fan that I am, I Want To Believe. But it's hard.
 

Tanfastic

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Never heard of her or any of the crew from I hit it with my Axe...

Interesting idea though, would probably turn me off to priests though.
 

SomeBritishDude

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Umm...Not to sound like a nasty little pervert but I just looked up that name and...

[i/]phew[/i]

She's a master at her craft. Seriously.

I hope this little project gets the thumbs up.
 

Yokai

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I'm starting to think Mr. Funk enjoys linking porn to games as often as possible...you'll notice he covers any posts concerning hentai, among other things.
I guess...exciting for you Escapists who watch porn. Me, I really don't care.
 

OwenEdwards

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I think the Axe series is fascinating, and I'm glad that "Belladonna" enjoys games. But why, John Funk, the assumption/conclusion that 1) porn is now entirely acceptable and anyone who harbours any doubt (and I still harbour a few) simply, by definition, leaves with Michael Atkinson and Fred Phelps in an unholy nutcase gangbang, and 2) that this entire news item is interesting? I know wet ops guys who love Flower and who play Deadlands with me, the fact they are wet ops is neither laudable or interesting (except in a purely psychological way - cf the Axe video series).
 

Jamash

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Mixing WoW and porn, eh?

I hope this translates into a scene where she dances like a female Dwarf and screams "Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!" when she climaxes...
 

RETR1BUT1ON X

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@ Calobi lol i remeber my friend telling me about it once... probably would be popular with the mmo freaks
 

Dogstile

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I'd rather not watch a porn actor with herpes, thanks.

Would make alot of money though.
 

Nurb

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I haven't seen "professional" porn in a while.. but I may just have to pirate this if she does it.

...What? Don't look at me like that! Who pays for porn anymore??
 

Cabisco

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"For some people, it can unfortunately be a hard concept to swallow"

Well thanks to that choice of words I laughed quite hard. Otherwise I sadly couldn't care less about this, though hopefully we'll be able to get more unfortunate choices of words as we digress into making game porn.
 

DarkRyter

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"Dirtiest Girl in Porn", huh?

Somewhat appropriately, this particular actress has herpes.
 

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HontooNoNeko said:
News flash: Is wow turning your child into a [removed] crazed maniac? Maybe we will find a real story at 11.
This has been done before anyway, but we can always counter sex-crazed arguments with the fact that kids shouldn't be on the internet.
 

teisjm

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Heppenfeph said:
Hasn't that been done already I think it was called "World of Whorecraft"
Yeah, this is what i thought as well.

Wonders how many extra applications her guild gets after this came out.
 

RanD00M

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Heppenfeph said:
Hasn't that been done already I think it was called "World of Whorecraft"
Actually,due to legal stuff,they had to change the name into Whorelore.....Could you all please stop staring at me like that?

OT:Well mixing porn and MMO's has already been done.There are like 5 or 6 MMO's,while none of them are widely know nor mainstream,that center around sex.Most know one would have to be Red Light Center.A game that I tried once and have no recollection of what happened.
 

Fox242

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I've heard of her and I've seen her work more than a few times (hey, it's normal for a guy in college). Anyway, I would very interested to see what she has in mind become a reality. Even though it has been done before, I'm sure there are other game related themes that could explored for her line of work. It's nice to see that true blue gamers hold more than a few professions...anyway, I've got some, uh...things to do now...
 

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AkJay said:
If anything, I'm interested in the funny titles.
World of Porncraft
Final FantASSy
Anal Fantasy
...

OK I'll stop.
me and my friends decided that final fantasy was already a good name for granny porn so you don't even need to change anything.