Porn Stars Start Topless Gaming Site

[Iron Lightning]

If I want videogames and sex appeal then I'll just play an Illusion game.
I love Illusion. They're the only professional game developer that adds actual gameplay to its eroge. I don't think I'm alone in being unable to stand those "virutal novel" type games that have so flooded the hentai game market.

Anyway, as a sexual deviant (I know that I'm a sexual deviant because I've jerked off to well-designed CPU coolers) I find this concept uninteresting. However, if they decide to do a Let's Play of an uncensored adult game while themselves being topless I would take a look.

 

[Stabby Joe]

Anyone else foresee a complete misunderstanding on what gaming is like on the whole on this site? Seems to me that with the duel release with Gears of War 3, they'd act as if every game is supposed by like that and invoke the same reaction.

Example: Erotically talking about taking down something... in The Last Guardian.

 

[ASnogarD]

Oh boy, is Fox going to have a field day with this one...

GAMES LEADS YOUNG MEN TO PORN!
GAMES ABUSE GIRLS!
GAMES ENCOURAGE GIRL SLAVERY!
GAMES AND PORN ARE THE SAME!

... etc etc ad nauseum ad infinitum.

 

[Urh]

What. What is this? Why? Why does this exist? Who wanted this!?

Why perverted teenagers of course!

And there's the problem with the whole venture. Most of the target demographic won't be able to legally access the content! I thought male gamers were supposed to be fighting the stereotype that we're all a bunch of socially awkward, sexually frustrated loners.

 

[BanicRhys]

Yeah, this is a great image for the female gaming population.

 

[CatmanStu]

Ah yes. The Escapist post an article about a frivolous idea from a couple of porn stars to combine the biggest online industry with arguably the second biggest, in an attempt to stir up their anally retentive fan-base. Surprise surprise it worked.

I would agree that this is a terrible idea from a business point of view; most people probably don't want to think about video games while they are masturbating and, judging by the vitriol in some of the statements, it would appear that the same is true in the opposite direction; but is gaming such a holy grail in people's lives that it can never be associated with anything "common"?

At worst this is an amusingly pointless endeavour that will have no more impact on the industry than the next violent game that "corrupts our youth"; at best it could become a successful enterprise for two women who, for all we know, are looking for a better way to make a living than taking dick twice a day.

 

[WaysideMaze]

I like to keep my main course and dessert seperate thankyou. Like my gaming and porn.

 

[Hosker]

"Well, men like women, and porn. Of this, we are quite certain; but porn stars aren't exactly lacking in quantity! How can we differentiate ourselves from all these other porn stars, and increase our popularity? What else do men tend to like?

"Videogames tend to be quite popular among the male population, I believe."

"Why, you're absolutely right! Brilliant thinking! Now, if only there was a way of somehow combining the two ..."

 

[MajorDolphin]

Bah, just another ploy. They're already marketing their site without... a site. I'm sure it'll generate some revenue for their movies but I have to wonder if the site will ever go live. Doubtful. If it does, I hope you're ready to pay 10 dollars for a game review.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Hmm I know loads of loads of girl gamers lol myself included, None of them are ashamed of it, My Dad raised me on video games and I enjoy playing them with my fiancee.

Maybe I just have the same luck in that respect as with busses then *shrug*.

 

[Eggsnham]

Sex sells, and a lot of people like videogames, but sometimes combining two awesome things just makes the product suck terribly.

Only time will tell I s'pose.

 

[Sinspiration]

I'm surprised they'll be able to see their controls below their breasts and by now I'm sure they've more than abused the vibrate option.

 

[Strazdas]

so, people, tell me what is so strnage about "whores" "attention whoring"?
imo this is awful idea. it probably wont stick though so at least that. but if its going to surge like twitter did i may just as well move to mars then.

most people probably don't want to think about video games while they are masturbating

Tel lthat to tomb rider fans.... the most important part of the game is "big boobs".

 

[hexFrank202]

I'm not interested in this, I find porn stars to be unattractive and boring. Now, if they actually ARE genuine gamers, that's a step in the right direction, but when it gets to that I might as well be watching X-play. If they get some average-looking, maybe geeky-looking, overweight or underweight girls on there, doing the same kind of thing, I'd be there every day.

EDIT: Oh except I WON'T because I'm not quite 18 years old yet, and would happily wait another eight months not going there and not lying about my age.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Well this is different. Didn't expect to see this on The Escapist today. Might check it out to do some research on it.

 

[Folio]

Must. Not. CLICK! NNNNNNGGGRRRHGHH! DX

It's like Naked News but with reviews and playthroughs...

>_> I mean- what? Naked News? What's that? I'm a decent man, I'll never watch that...

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Will they resort to the flamebait hate speech wars while playing on xbox live? I can't help but feel a sense of deja vu over this. I just hope its not like that short run series they had here on the escapist a few months back about porn stars who play D&D. You know, you expect something but it just turns out to be boring.

 

[TStormer]

Christ I love all the men doing the whole fake feminism thing.

I like LPs, I like boobs, and I figure these chicks look like they are adept at both.

 

[Outlaw Torn]

Oh boy, is Fox going to have a field day with this one...

GAMES LEADS YOUNG MEN TO PORN!
GAMES ABUSE GIRLS!
GAMES ENCOURAGE GIRL SLAVERY!
GAMES AND PORN ARE THE SAME!

... etc etc ad nauseum ad infinitum.

If you have ever watched the Penn & Teller Bullshit episode on Porn, you'll also know that extremists believe that porn leads men to become paedophiles! So games are now going to be murder and child abuse simulators. At least the Vatican will support a few of them now, if they stop playing Operation PedoPriest.