Porn Stars Start Topless Gaming Site

ckam

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I don't know what to say to this... Is there even a viable market available for such a site?
 

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TheDarkEricDraven said:
What. What is this? Why? Why does this exist? Who wanted this!?
-Raises hand uncomfortably-


In all seriousness i wonder how good they will be at these games?

And [small]yay boobs[/small]
 

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Andaxay said:
This is a great way to portray female gamers, 'cause we're all obviously dying to get our boobs out and lick the controller suggestively.

[/SARCASM]

No wonder some blokes don't take girls seriously.
Well if a girl is just a gamer then the "girl" part becomes irrelevant, you are of no more interest then the rest of the guys.
So we just prefer to imagine the spicy version of that scenario :p

Hell now we won't even haveto imagine it anymore, tho with somuch free porn on the internet I can't see the reason anyone would pay for this.
 

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This...I can't...the stupidity and stereotyping is just...

All I can do is cringe. Cringe and reject.
 

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I wonder why this show was chosen over any of the countless others to be referenced on the Escapist? The desperate and lonely stereotype of males who play video games make them a gold-mine in the eyes of pornography based businesses. Sadly, it holds true for enough people that we have sites where people willingly pay to have a phone-sex style gaming companion, or a heavy dose of nudity alongside a truck full of patronising. It's not new, it's not particularly interesting. But heck, pornography + gaming = A lot of hits for the less than capable contributor. I don't know, this seems more like an ad than an article.

Part of me wants Microsoft to put a stop to them, another part of me enjoys the idea that porn stars like these 'ladies' might help keep waste-of-space people away from the rest of society.
 

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Ok I can see the appeal of this, I'm sure sex and video games is something we've all thought about at least once even if we had injested a large amount of mind-altering substances just beforehand but when you think about it logically I doubt these porn stars are doing porn because they're talented writers so their reviews would be dire. Plus they look trashy, goes without saying since they are trashy but still.
 

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RedEyesBlackGamer said:
imnotparanoid said:
I, I , what?
"Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
That made me wince. It sounds like something a person would say if they were trying to fit in. "Because gamers say noob, right? And pwn?"
And it is quite nonsensical.
I get your point and I agree.

That being said gamers do say noob, and pwned. In fact you could play a game with 20 people with the 2 words only being used for a hour. Every one will understand each other. Until that one guy says pwned when clearly he just killed a guy normal, but he died so much to that person he felt the one kill ageist him was a pwn.... noob.
 

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Bravo... I mean whats not to like? games an boobs combined, although im not to sure that pornstars will mix well with the homoerotic undertones in GOW tho... oh well, only one awesome way to find out.
 

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uh...erm...wut?

no thanks haha...will be busy enough come the 20th, can't even play Gears 3 really until maybe the Thursday night afterwards
 

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This is the breast idea I've ever seen

OT: Give the people what they want, I guess.


OT: Boobs in my videogames? Videogames in boobs? Why has this taken so long to happen?
 

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I'd watch it if it were funny. For some reason, I have the feeling that it won't be.

somonels said:
No wonder they are pornstars, their faces aren't much to look at.
Besides, girls/women don't play video games, everyone knows that.
The blond is fairly plain and somewhat wrinkly, but if the other chick removed her makeup, she'd be fairly attractive.
 

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1. There better be variety and exploration into more obscure, niche games. No wimping out with just the popular AAA stuff that is played by everyone. Those are fine to start with, but actually give me more than just that.

2. Odds are, they will never go beyond just being topless. They are gaming at the same time as doing this, and really, the sex acts will never go beyond something softcore and vanilla. Honestly? That's all you have? If you are trying to appeal to the casual adult gamer, they are more than likely to look up regular porn and get more out of it. For the nerdier, hardcore adult gamer, odds are they'll either do that, or look up fanart of their favorite game characters. Topless game news coverage, LPs and reviews don't exactly seem to get me all hot and bothered. Especially when this will never go very much past topless gaming and the occasional lesbian kiss, if that at all. In this society, which is so much more infatuated with more hardcore sexual entertainment, especially to an audience that seems to be stereotyped as sexual deviants, it doesn't seem like the core gamer audience will really get much of what they offer.

3. The constant battle of insight vs. excite. The crux of their idea hinges on the perfect balance between appealing to a gamer's mind, with in depth review, analysis and coverage of video games, as well as their bodies with sensual, appealing imagery and acts. Striking this balance seems nigh impossible; if you focus too much on insight, then there's no point in having them be topless, and you can run a standard "girl gamer" website without having to focus on pornography, or even just a gaming site in general, with no focus on girl gamers (you can still be the founders, that's okay). If you focus too much on excite, the gamer side gets neglected, and at that point, you just have a standard porn site with nothing entirely special about it. But the thing is, doing both at just the right level seems impossible, combined with the "softcore" thing I mentioned above, doing anything more than gaming topless would mean a lack of any sex appeal other than seeing breasts. But getting into lengthy, detailed sex acts detracts from the game part of the website. It falls apart on either end.

4. At the end of all of this, let's say that they do focus on more obscure games. Let's say that they can balance the sex and gaming well. Let's say that they can even be hardcore, or even that the viewer doesn't mind or even prefers softcore (it isn't entirely dead, after all). Let's get right down to the thing that makes the world go round; money. Something in my gut tells me that accessing this site's content will require a monthly subscription, which is an issue with porn in general now; while porn companies try to wow with premium memberships, exclusive content and even access to sister sites, the simple fact of the matter is no smart person ever really pays for pornography. You google something you are looking for, you find it. With the rise of YouTube, more sites have opened up that offer free streaming of just about anything you want. Granted, the premium places do still have some advantages, such as video quality and the amount of content that can only obtained by a membership, but even those are hardly enough. And something tells me that a small gamer girl website that has hardly a handful of girls to call their own will not have the kind of backing, especially in terms of content, to ever match what these premium sites offer.

In closing...I'll keep my eye on the site. If it requires a membership, a paid membership at that, I'm out. If it offers free access, then I'll see how it holds up. Who knows? Maybe it will be complete, gamer pervert nirvana. But I'm skeptical at best. At the end of the day, though, I still have the entire rest of the internet to fill the hole.
 

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This idea has one great potential:

Advertisement space filled by the porn industry and not by game publishers.

That means the site has the potential to be honest about games (if also stupid).
 

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Since when the gaming industry started calling mainstream consoles ... hardcore gaming ?

Oh wait ... it's just escapist.


All i see on the picture is Xbox 360 titles and oh there's NES in the left - give me a break. You call that hardcore gaming haha.
 

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Andaxay said:
This is a great way to portray female gamers, 'cause we're all obviously dying to get our boobs out and lick the controller suggestively. .
your honesty is what I appreciate the most :)
that said i would encourage you to give in to your desires and on behalf of all men everywhere i thank you :D