Portal 2 Review

[teh_gunslinger]

Average Dragon Age II Critic Score: 79
Escapist Dragon Age II Critic Score: 100

Average Portal II Critic Score: 94
Escapist Portal II Critic Score: 80

This is a common problem for those of us who don't score on 10 or 100 scales. We didn't give Dragon Age II 100 nor did we give Portal II a 80, those are merely the aggregates conversions. We gave them a 5 and 4 stars out of 5 respectively. You can see what these scores mean here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/7149-What-Our-Review-Scores-Mean]. You're comparing a set of data points that's intentionally giving wider marks to one that I feel is needlessly complex. I'd love for someone to point out to me what the quantifiable mechanic, feature or difference that equates to a game receiving a 92 instead of a 90. For instance, when I recommend something to my friends I tell them if I think it's great, that I still had fun with it or to skip it. Anything more is really not helping me to recommend it, and ultimately that's what we are trying to do here recommend games, not adjust our average scoring on metacritic.

And this is why I was opposed to it when you guys started starring your reviews. I know it's old hat now, but you really made a mistake.

Compare this review with John Walkers WiT on RPS and you'll notice, I think, that the discussion is more focussed on the actual content of the review on RPS than here where people latch on the stars.

Also, 360 version: for shame! At least do the PS3 one and let people know how the Steam integration works. Or get a bloody review copy like RPS.

 

[Plazmatic]

Thank you for the review, for science!
This is about what i expected, great but not amazing, i will still be picking this up, for science!

its better than you think, the reviewer, was, well, less than qualified to review the game, he completely glossed over the story, and didn't pay attention, (which is easily seen by him saying you would forget you even played the single player after wards and him not understanding that the events of portal two take place 9 years after portal one, and the reason the whole place is in shambles is both explained, and obvious, first off glados (which is said glad-ose not glad-auss) is a sleep, not able to maintain the facility, second,

Spoiler

the foliage is explained with the abnormal growth of one of the scientists daughters potatoes.

I wouldn't play this on the 360 either, the worst platform for play, Pc is the best for this game, and Ps3, the second best.

 

[one of them]

In the video he says "Also in Act 1 you'll meet the excursion funnel".
Umm, excursion funnels are the last element introduced in the game. In-fact it's in Chapter 8, which is nowhere near Act 1. This review was the worst I have ever seen. This is why I only trust Metacritic, because it combines critic scores so you have many opinions instead of just one. The current Metacritic score for this game is 96 out of 100, and after playing it thoroughly I would say that is definitely a score that Portal 2 deserves.

 

[technews]

So don't play it on a crap old gizmo like the xbox, it loads fast enough on the PC.
Plus she doesn't have bionic feet, she has jump boots on - pay attention.

 

[FableBlaze]

Imho Portal 2 puzzles are a lot better than in the first one.

 

[dragon_tail]

I have to agree about the "SCIENCE!" part, it almost made me stop watching this review, and every time I heard Russ say science i thought "Oh, here it comes". That said, I don't agree with some parts of the review. The game is awesome, I couldn't stop playing it, and the only part where it seemed it was dragging a little were the Cave Johnson areas, but it was fun nonetheless.

 

[Frontastic]

I'm quite happy I saw this review before I played the game because it checked my expectations a bit (even though I was only 'looking forward to' rather than 'ridiculously hyped for' this game). So when the game turned out to be tear-inducingly wonderful, it was a most pleasant surprise.

I'm not really not understanding all this 360 hate from both Russ and everyone else. The loading times are fine, 15 seconds tops. Frequent, but I can live with that. Yes the puzzles seem less tricky but as several of you have pointed out, we're used to the mechanics of it by now.

The music is fantastic, the game is brilliantly cinematic (end of Act 1 was AMAZING), the writing is great, it's hilarious and a lot of fun. I wasn't expecting much of a story but it was very good. The whole game had a great sense of 'bigness' and then there was the ending. There are no words. Overall I think it surpassed the original in every respect except one; 'Want You Gone' is not as memorable as 'Still Alive'.

At an estimate:
Co-Op - 5hrs (Overall fun but not as interesting/enjoyable as main game due to not having much of a story)
Single player - 10hrs or so for me.

 

[AusGamer44]

OK-here's MY review:
I for one have completed single player and found it to be a superior game in every way to Portal 1.Unlike the first,the environments vary a lot-some quite draw droppingly gorgeous.LOVED the old Aperture Science labs of the 1950s-1970s with the offices reflecting some funny cultural quirks of each era.The only drawback is that in some dark and murky areas,with seas and night vistas,it can be REALLY hard to spot the Portal-worthy surfaces.But that is a minor quibble.
IMO,the puzzles are actually a teeny bit HARDER to solve.However,once you have the solution,there is a LOT less of those impossible twitchy point-click portalling moves and jumps that in Portal 1 you had to perform ten times after myriad Saves.These were the same jumps that for me made mod maps like Portal Prelude so horrible.For my money,knowing the solution and being stuck in one place for an hour because you don't have the reflexes of a 16 year old male hopped up on Red Bull is a godsend.(Those of us who got stuck on that horrible jump in Test 15 know what I mean.)I like a bit of a challenge in this area,but after dying ten times after placing the portal the teeniest bit from the exact spot because your mouse keys are a bit stiff, & you begin to despise trick shots & crouch jumping.
The added mechanics of gels,hard light bridges etc are great fun & you find yourself flying through the air a LOT more than last time.Again,once you've executed the move,there's a lot less of the falling to your death trying to hit your mark.I do miss a few of those jumps into portals from massive heights though,but perhaps they were a tad overused in the final 'behind the scenes' areas in Portal 1.
The story is much more fleshed out than in the first,but with enough ambiguity to still keep it interesting.Every character-from Glados down to the turrets and the cubes-has had extra dimensions added to their character.That little metal killing machines could be such fun is a testament to the thought Valve put into every element of the game.And Cave Johnson-Aperture's founder-voiced perfectly by JK Simmons-has to be one of the best game characters in years.If Ross Perot & Steve Jobs had a lovechild,he'd be it.He's fab & delivers some of the game's best lines.
And the humour! It's an absolute riot!So many quotable lines it's impossible to pick a fave,but as I said,Cave's rants are well up there.The voice acting is perfect.I had reservations about Merchant-as much as I enjoy his work-he always seems to play himself-but he's absolutely spot on here.McClain as Glados just keeps getting better and it's amazing how much shade & depth she adds to the character just through her voice alone.
An added bonus-McClain gets to use her operatic voice in one scene.I won't say where,but it's a moment that's quite wonderful.I had seen footage of McClain singing Mozart on Youtube,and she's a wonderful classical singer,so I'm glad folks who only know her 'Still Alive' voice get to hear it as well.She still uses her familiar pop vocal on the closing Coulton track,but it's nice to hear her 'other' voice as well.
And I dare to say-the ending is crazy,unpredictable,perfect & touching.So satisfying was the ending-I'm not even sure I want a third installment.(Well,sure I do,but you know what I mean.)It's a class ending.
So ignore the naysayers.It's a great game.And it isn't short if you take your time to do all the achievements & seek out the hidden areas.
I loved it.So there.
Oh,and as a woman it's a nice change to play a game where both protagonist & villian are female,& both roles are cool & non-stereotypical.(Even if Glados DOES make jibes at Chell's weight.The cow! ;-)
Oh,and there's even 2 Half Life references.What more do you want?

 

[AusGamer44]

Overall I think it surpassed the original in every respect except one; 'Want You Gone' is not as memorable as 'Still Alive'.
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Agreed.It's not terrible by any means,but it lacks the magic of 'Still Alive.' Ironically,the fan love on Youtube seems to be for the operatic song that precedes it.(To minimize spoilers,I won't say who sings it,but it's IMO one of the highlights of the game)That tune has a similar magic,even if it is sung in Italian.Having subtitles on(& googling a translation so you get its relevence)so you can sing along is a blast.But Coulton was probably trying not to repeat himself & write the same song again.But it is growing on me.

 

[Miral]

This "review" makes me sad. Full of factual errors (act-3-only funnels listed as appearing in act 1? Really?), outright lies (5 second loading screens are not "long"), and (especially in the video format) massively spoilerific.

I expect better from you, Escapist. Please get your facts straight.


Anyway, don't be put off by anything this review says -- buy the game on PS3 or PC; it's awesome. Just make sure you take your time, the game is a lot better when you don't rush through it, and look and listen to everything around you.

 

[Frontastic]

Overall I think it surpassed the original in every respect except one; 'Want You Gone' is not as memorable as 'Still Alive'.
.

Agreed.It's not terrible by any means,but it lacks the magic of 'Still Alive.' Ironically,the fan love on Youtube seems to be for the operatic song that precedes it.(To minimize spoilers,I won't say who sings it,but it's IMO one of the highlights of the game)That tune has a similar magic,even if it is sung in Italian.Having subtitles on(& googling a translation so you get its relevence)so you can sing along is a blast.But Coulton was probably trying not to repeat himself & write the same song again.But it is growing on me.

Oh no, it is still good. Coulton can do no wrong in my book. It still made me smile but Still Alive made me laugh. It was just lacking in the razor sharp, out-of-nowhere humour and the tune itself isn't as melancholic-ally pleasant.
The turret song is, really? Interesting. Didn't really do it for me but will give it another look with subtitles, sounds good.

 

[Outright Villainy]

To anyone saying that you play a crappier version or Portal 2 willingly because your computer "can't run it," holy shiat, if your computer can't run Source engine games, then either you haven't upgraded in ten years or you might want to look into clearing the crapware off of your store-bought PC to make it actually run like it's supposed to. Hell, my phone could probably run the Source engine.

Unless it's tf2, which will devour your comp in a hugely unoptimised mess of code, with excruciatingly bad multi-core support.

But yeah, from what I've heard of Portal 2 it runs magnificently on old hardware. In fact, everyone agrees it runs far far better than tf2, even comparing high settings in latter to medium in the former. Okay, a mild rant, but I really enjoy tf2, and the horrible fps drops and crashing just makes me sad face, that's all.

OT: Oh, and about the review: Clearly I just don't agree with Russ Pitts at all, on any game. As others have said, John walker [http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/04/19/review-portal-2/] over on RPS did a great review on it; He got his facts straight, and it's completely spoiler free. I'd recommend that one.

 

[Danpascooch]

Well let's see, reviews are supposed to be an accurate evaluation of the quality of a game.

Average Dragon Age II Critic Score: 79
Escapist Dragon Age II Critic Score: 100

Average Portal II Critic Score: 94
Escapist Portal II Critic Score: 80

So either the Escapist reviews are untrustworthy, or everyone else is. Which seems more likely? I want a reviewer that gives me an accurate measure of a game's worth, and solid reasoning behind it, that's why I go with Game Informer. The mark of a good review source is that it deviates a bit from the average with good reasoning behind it, the mark of a bad review source is when it wildly leaps 15 to 20 percent in random directions, with conclusions that weren't supported by logic or examples anywhere in the review.

...What?

Seriously, you're taking an overall average, taken from many reviews and then comparing it to one review score and then using that as leverage to say the Escapist reviews are untrustworthy. ...I'm just going to walk away and leave you to think that they are untrustworthy then.

I'm saying that being the statistical anomaly every freaking time is a bad sign.

That's not enough to say they're untrustworthy though, which is why I mention a problem or two about this review, one of which was that he..... hold up, I was about to show you the part of my quote where I mentioned qualitative problems with the review beyond the score, but you edited that out

I was using the statistical anomalies as just one part of many reasons I find them untrustworthy, but I see you've edited everything else out of my post to make it look like that was my sole reason, that's just fucking shameful.

 

[Danpascooch]

Average Dragon Age II Critic Score: 79
Escapist Dragon Age II Critic Score: 100

Average Portal II Critic Score: 94
Escapist Portal II Critic Score: 80

This is a common problem for those of us who don't score on 10 or 100 scales. We didn't give Dragon Age II 100 nor did we give Portal II a 80, those are merely the aggregates conversions. We gave them a 5 and 4 stars out of 5 respectively. You can see what these scores mean here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/7149-What-Our-Review-Scores-Mean]. You're comparing a set of data points that's intentionally giving wider marks to one that I feel is needlessly complex. I'd love for someone to point out to me what the quantifiable mechanic, feature or difference that equates to a game receiving a 92 instead of a 90. For instance, when I recommend something to my friends I tell them if I think it's great, that I still had fun with it or to skip it. Anything more is really not helping me to recommend it, and ultimately that's what we are trying to do here recommend games, not adjust our average scoring on metacritic.

I know they're different people, and it's not affecting my decisions to play or buy the game.

All I said was that the Escapist as a whole is demonstrating time and time again that their reviews are not trustworthy, I don't see how anything you've posted conflicts with that statement.

Well, if that's the case, I appear to have missed your point by a country mile. I guess I'm just not seeing how this hints at the Escapist's reviews being untrust-worthy in any way, shape or form.

Well let's see, reviews are supposed to be an accurate evaluation of the quality of a game.

Average Dragon Age II Critic Score: 79
Escapist Dragon Age II Critic Score: 100

Average Portal II Critic Score: 94
Escapist Portal II Critic Score: 80

So either the Escapist reviews are untrustworthy, or everyone else is. Which seems more likely? I want a reviewer that gives me an accurate measure of a game's worth, and solid reasoning behind it, that's why I go with Game Informer. The mark of a good review source is that it deviates a bit from the average with good reasoning behind it, the mark of a bad review source is when it wildly leaps 15 to 20 percent in random directions, with conclusions that weren't supported by logic or examples anywhere in the review.

Russ Pitts said in his conclusion (the "bottom line"): "The levels just plain aren't as challenging" But nowhere in the actual review gives an example, or a reason he feels this way, hell, he doesn't even mention it at all it just slips in to the conclusion at the end like a 6th grader who doesn't know how to write the conclusion of an essay.

And don't even get me started on this excerpt:

"The levels may not seem as devious or as interesting[b/] (perhaps owing to familiarity with the underlying portal mechanic), but the puzzles and environments are sufficiently varied and interesting"

So the levels don't seem interesting, but the puzzles and environments are interesting? What the fuck?

I don't have anything personal against Russ Pitts, but the Escapist is spreading itself too thin, they already have Yahtzee for (sort of) reviews, they either need to hire someone solely for reviews, or just stick with Yahtzee, but this whole "cycle a staff member into a review every so often" just causes them to look unprofessional and schizophrenic in their opinions.

Yahtzee does not do reviews, and never has. He is an entertainer and a critic, but not a reviewer, as he will tell you himself. Reviews have ALWAYS been by members of the staff (or occasionally by paid freelancers). That's part of our job description, as you'd find at pretty much any other game site on the internet.

As Justin said, we don't grade on a 100 point scale. We have 5 rankings, and only 5 - we don't even do half-stars. What's more, is that game critique is an inherently subjective form. I mean, there's certainly a point where you can agree that a game is well made or poorly made (we can all agree that Assassin's Creed 2 is better than Stalin vs. Martians), but as reviewers and gamers we all have things that interest us or grab us more than others.

Something that Greg Tito, as someone who has been playing table top games for over a decade, really loved in Dragon Age 2 might be something that another reviewer thought was horrible. Something that Russ Pitts didn't like in Portal 2 might have been something that another reviewer thought was fantastic. They're different scores, given by different people, though we at The Escapist stand by them every time.

That does not mean that we all have a consensus on every score we publish, of course. It's not uncommon for us to talk about the scores we're giving before the review is finished, and we might disagree. Susan gave Assassin's Creed 2 a 4-star rating, and I'd have easily given it a 5. Similarly, I'd have personally given Portal 2 a 5, but I tried playing the original Dragon Age and got bored within 30 minutes, so I'd have never rated it highly.

Metacritic is not the end-all-be-all of game reviews. It is a collection of subjective opinions that it attempts to assign objective scores, and that's why a lot of game journalists and game makers alike have a problem with it.

First off, I want to thank you for your post, I am always honored when a staff member takes the time to respond to one of my posts.

Yahtzee has always had a strange job classification, in his own Reddit IAM interview he bills himself a "game critic" which I consider at least partially a reviewer (which is why I said "The Escapist has Yahtzee for (sort of) reviews)

Anyway, I don't think a reviewer is untrustworthy or anything solely for a few Metacritic deviations, but the Escapist seems to fluctuate wildly in all directions, and while that is still not enough to call a review untrustworthy (there is no accounting for opinion after all) I did mention a few inaccuracies and or poorly written parts of the review that I think, combined with the fluctuations, are reason enough to say that Escapist reviews need some work.

If you look at my original post, I pointed out at least one sentence that made almost no sense, and one conclusion that was not supported or presented anywhere in the body of the review. These mistakes are not uncommon, for example, in the Dragon Age II review it mentioned that you could turn off auto-attack (so you don't have to press A every time) in the menu, which is wrong, as of now the 360 version still does not have that functionality.

I of course don't think any of the reviewers are stupid or unqualified or anything. As I pointed out I think it's simply a symptom of being spread too thin. While I may seem overly nitpicky, I am just holding the Escapist Reviews to the high standards I have set by viewing the excellent videos and news posts. While I am obviously not a business major and it's not my place to recommend how the Escapist utilizes it's staff, if it were me I would have at least one employee whose sole job is game reviews, it's a demanding task to write a good review after all.

In short, it's not about Metacritic deviations, or the occasional poorly written passage, or the occasional inaccuracy, instead it's all three of those together that have led me to my conclusion. I don't mean to insult or attack anyone's professionalism here, I simply think that not having at least one dedicated reviewer is negatively impacting the site I invest so much time in, and thus wanted to share my opinion.

 

[Happy Sock Puppet]

Wait...so Portal 2 gets 4 stars, but DAII got 5 stars?

What the hell happened here?

I wholeheartedly agree.

DA2 was a buggy mishmash.

I thought Portal 2 was amazing, and completely disagree with this review. It was well-polished and everything just clicked. It 'felt like' Portal but had enough neat new additions to not feel like you were just being run through the same motions as the first. It looked great. The voice acting was stellar and and I looked forward to solving the puzzles to see what waited around the corner. I had no complaints about the load times...but I DID just play DA2, the new king of loading screens, so maybe I developed a little bit of immunity.

The puzzles didn't seem as hard because we're all Portal pros by this point.

I'm in the middle of the Co-op game, and it is a blast as well, and considerably more challenging. Portal 2 was worth every bit of the $55.00 I paid for it.

 

[Nesco Nomen]

Wait...so Portal 2 gets 4 stars, but DAII got 5 stars?

What the hell happened here?

Yeah I see 4/5 for Portal 2.
Remember those "I am different" turrets? :wink: :wink:

Now let me check Dragon Age 2 review...

EDIT: LOL it's true! 5/5 for that corridor RPG with 1 cave!!!!

On my list it would be 5/5 for Portal 2 and 3/5 for Dragon Age II.

And this is why.
DA2 begun OK for me, but soon it became too repetitive and was really a drag after entering underground. What at first seemed like a good fast combat, later revealed itself as a shallow RPG mechanics. At day 5 I killed that powerful elemental and simply gave up.

Portal 2... took me 4 days to finish it. Yeah I am not very bright. Also played COOP in the meantime. Simply best gameplay experience since Mirror's Edge and Call of Pripyat.

OH... and loading screens?

Shogun 2 is a great game, but loading time of one battle is probbably on par with GRAND TOTAL of all Portal 2 single player loading times.

And lastly to our valiant reviewer. You have a solid voice, so u shouldn't be so obviously concerned with it. But since ur still going to
Why not play Portal 2 some more and learn from the best(Ellen McLain, Stephen Merchant, J.K. Simmons)

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[Torrasque]

Just finished Portal 2, and I really enjoyed it.

Spoiler: One big spoiler right here

I kinda saw Wheatley's betrayal coming, but I was still surprised.
Seeing GLaDOS in a potato battery was awesome xD
It was also cool being in the ancient Aperture facilities, and the different goo's were really neat.
The most surprising thing for me, was sympathizing with GLaDOS... I literally paused the game and said "what the fuck is wrong with me?... I guess... she's not... that bad... maybe..."

And the first of the two songs at the end was by far my favorite. I think I'll go to sleep with it on endlessyoutube... so soothing...

 

[Amphoteric]

Saying the levels are easier is just nonsense.

I played Portal again and the puzzles weren't even close to as complex and imaginitive as Portal 2.

 

[Xman490]

The "excursion tunnel" isn't from Act 1/ Chapters 1-4 (which you didn't show while talking about Act 1's additions), it's from Act 3, whose "new management" you kind-of spoiled.

 

[Dr_Steve_Brule]

To all the people saying the game is short- Just to inform you, THE STEAM COUNTER IS LYING.
I played for about 8-9 hours on the single player campaign, but it only showed that I played 3.