Portal 2 Writer: Enough With the Cake Jokes Already

[Soviet Heavy]

I'm betting that someone in the game will bring it up, and then GlaDOS will just be like
"No, no, we are not going through that again!"

 

[Urgh76]

Aww, but i wanted cake!

I even assumed the PARTY ESCORT SUBMISSION POSITION

 

[Pendragon9]

I fully support burying the cake once and for all.

why not eat it?

I don't eat lies.

Which is also why I don't watch Fox News. BA-ZING

 

[Stormz]

I can't believe people still think that joke is funny. It's so old and wasn't even funny the first time.

 

[Baldry]

Umm...any one...any one else get really hungry...just...just looking at that picture...

...yum...Any ways, I don't know what to think umm...noo?

 

[Like mah self]

oh thank god does this mean that terrible meme is over?

 

[TsunamiWombat]

I declare a new Meme.

No Cake is a Lie!

 

[Alphalpha]

I can't believe people still think that joke is funny. It's so old and wasn't even funny the first time.

Yes, old jokes are never funny. I mean, look at Dave Chappelle: that guy used to be hilarious, but that was 5 years ago. Anybody who laughs at the Chappelle Show now is a moron.

 

[the1ultimate]

Great. To now thanks to all the people who made cake jokes there will be no cake for anyone.

In all seriousness, I guess this could be considered part of the evolution. GlaDOS will probably be more crazy this time and the environments... Don't look like they're going to play host to a party any more.

The protagonist will be fighting for their life in a jungle, so there isn't much of a chance of cake.

 

[Samus Aaron]

Clearly this absense of cake is a lie!

 

[poiuppx]

Foolish fool! The cake will never die! Know this, ye foolish fool of a fool, fooling himself foolishly! Someone, somewhere, will make a witty cake-related joke tying into Portal 2, and then that joke shall spread! You cannot stop these baked-good-related jokes! The cake is eternal!

...*ahem*...

Sorry. I'll be good.

 

[Enigma6667]

Glad to see that they're not gonna be rehashing the old jokes. But that also means, however, that the question of truth shall no longer be answered. Ah well, it's enough of a price to pay so that we don't hear any more overused pastry jokes.

 

[SageRuffin]

I've had my cake and ate it.

And I'm gonna go to the store and buy another one. Maybe a cheesecake... I love cheesecake. ^^

 

[kaiser_what]

Maybe Portal 2 will be about waffles now. Someone will probably be angry with me

 

[ninjajoeman]

this is still going to stick with people. just think in the distant future you see gamers amassing in a hidden base you see a fat guy walk up to the door. A man opens a hatch and says "the password?" The fatty says, "the cake is a lie!" or we will just have to accept it being dead and have our not lie cake and eat it too

I'm sick of memes. Let alone Portal ones. Never quite got them.

I love when people say that and don't quite realize just what a meme is.

OT; It wasn't funny to begin with.

I like it how people's smugness and arrogance makes them think that not only they know everything, but that people know nothing.
Of course I'm talking about internet memes. Given the relevance of the article, please try to imagine what was I talking about. Think for one second, think!

lets go halfsys on that and only think for half a second... but yea what else would you be talking about.

 

[CriticalGriffin]

YYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!

And that's all that I have to say.

 

[nik3daz]

And if you ask me, Valve did the cake jokes right.

Maybe they did, but the point is everyone else did them wrong/too often. At least now when someone makes a cake joke, I can say "shutup dude, even valve's over it"