Portal 2 Writer: Enough With the Cake Jokes Already

MarsProbe

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I'm glad to hear it. Any attempt to include more cake jokes or fill the end credits with another humerous ditty would come across as, well

rehashing and old success
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That deos make me wonder what they will do with the end credits. Without a song, they would seem rather humourless and empty but on the other hand, include a song and it will be with hindsight we contemplate the terrifying overuse that would be likely to follow...
 

SomeBritishDude

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Good.

But I'm sure the internet will be awash with new annoying memes after Portal 2's release. For science. You monster.

EDIT: Anyway it fit's that it's not included. GLaDOS's cake mixture core was removed and incinerated. It'd make sense they'd she'd no longer mention it. And any cake remaining would have rotted away.
 

masqueblanc

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Wait wait wait. We spent the whole of Portal trying to get to the cake... and now we're still not gonna get cake? D:

This makes me sad. Stupid Lie-Cake.
 

jamesworkshop

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The fun of Portal to me was the puzzles and simple joy of flying through the air

wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Otherwise I don't consider it to be precious to me I never got the massive appeal of either the cake or the companion cube

The cake is expendable, bring on the bounce paint
 

Outright Villainy

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JEBWrench said:
tehweave said:
THANK YOU. I agree wholeheartedly. Plus, the joke doesn't work. There was a freakin cake at the end of the game. It's not funny. It really isn't, and I'm so happy the developer thinks the same way.
That wasn't the joke at all.

The joke is that GLaDOS had only a very minimal notion of human emotions, and firmly believed that luring Chell along with cake would make her more than willing to go along with the experiments.

Never mind that GLaDOS only knew how to create something that looked like a cake, not an actual cake.
Oh my... You get the joke? YOU GET THE JOKE!
*Hugs*
The cake was never a "LOLRANDOM" joke either, presumably rat man went insane over being stuck there for so long, and having GlaDos string him along he snapped and started fantisizing about the cube and obsessing over the cake.

So I loved it for showing GlaDos' inability to understand humans, and its abscence would hardly be noticeable, because she could replace it with a puppy in a hat and it'd have the same effect.
[small]Actually, a puppy in a hat does sound quite tempting...[/small]
 

johnman

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I never got all the love for the companion cube, its only in 1 level of the game and I didn't notice the Hearts till about halfway thought the level. The amount everyone hyped it up I thought it would have some kind of impact.
 

TheGreatKlaid

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Funny thing is until I played portal i thought everyone was reffering to the cake in SMB64 and thinking good god thats an old joke. Probably because of this
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=247
 

paketep

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Ok, new meme: the E3 surprise was a lie.

(yeah, technically a surprise, actually a kick in the nuts of the fans)
 

rddj623

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The cake was great, it fit well within the context of Portal, it's over now. There will be something new to latch onto I'm sure.
 

BehattedWanderer

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Thank fucking Cake. I mean, Christ. Though I'm glad they're just not going to rehash everything from the first game, and redress it with some shiny new meme-fodder. Good on them.
 

ethaninja

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Phew. But now I wonder if they will put something into Portal 2 that will create a new rage... ah well, guess we'll just have to wait and see. I for one was sick of the Cake crap pretty much as soon as I finished the game and hopped online.
 

MikailCaboose

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Huzzah! It was funny at first, but now it's just beating the dead horse. It's almost as bad as "It's over 9000!"....
 

GrinningManiac

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...I bet he's just saying that, and then he'll PULL A 3-YEAR OLD MEME ON US 'IRONICALLY'

I'm not fallin' for it, ya sneaky punk!