Possible Dante's Inferno Achievements Leaked

[Cherry Cola]

Alright, now I am convinced that Dante's Inferno is immature.

I don't know if I want to pick it up anymore.

I thought you didn't like this game anyway?

I didn't like that it was such a huge rip-off, but I was actually considering buying it. It seemed like it could at least keep me entertained for a while

Eh. God of War III comes out about 2 weeks after Dante's Inferno, so just wait for that.

It'll be worth the wait. Finally seeing the epic battle between the Titans and the Gods.

"Epic" is fitting for such a war.

Well, I'm inpatient. And I won't get it soon enough.

I've ordered the Special Pandora's Box Edition!

Damn. Isn't that the one that's like 100 dollars or something?

What does it come with?

100 dollars= 700 Swedish kronor

Recently released games in Sweden usually cost 700 kronor.

Therefore, by ordering it from America, even with tax, I'll get it much cheaper than ordering it from a Swedish site!

Also, it comes with a Pandora's box that's apparently just as big as it is in the first game.

That's big

 

[Marik2]

This is obviously another marketing stunt EA is doing, still entertaining though.

 

[lacktheknack]

Two Demons, One Cup: Kill two Gluttons while covered in their feces. - 10 pts.

Really?

Just... REALLY?

I didn't want to play before, I want to play even less now.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Oh shi-

I'm not even Christian and honestly...

I got to say that's a bit blasphemous... (I mean seriously... Pope on a rope?)

And offensive...

Lets see how this goes...

 

[CD-R]

I feel sorry for EA's marketing department. They're working so hard to generate controversy. And so far all they got was some nanny group. Nothing from Fox News, nothing from the Vatican, nothing from Pat Robertson, nothing from any of the shitty British tabloids. Hell in the demo you spend the first five minutes killing escaping, rioting muslim prisoners including women (I think) and there's nothing from any Islamic groups and believe me it doesn't take much to rile them up.

 

[MaddenZombie]

If these are for premium downloadable content, agreed, there's hope these are real yet. I for one am going to go for the Wacko Jacko. On another note, did anyone else catch the weird URL at the bottom of each page? Leads to some strange site. Weird.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

...People get paid to make this...

So many immature jokes here.

 

[Ph0t0n1c Ph34r]

yea definetly a fake you can find the real list of achievements here

http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/dantes-inferno/achievements/

Fine! I'll make my own Achievments, with blackjack! And hookers! In fact, screw the blackjack!

 

[Ben Legend]

Those achievements are amazing, quite funny too. But I can see why its not to everyone's taste.

 

[Julianking93]

100 dollars= 700 Swedish kronor

Recently released games in Sweden usually cost 700 kronor.

Therefore, by ordering it from America, even with tax, I'll get it much cheaper than ordering it from a Swedish site!

Also, it comes with a Pandora's box that's apparently just as big as it is in the first game.

That's big

So...

Spoiler: This big?

[img/]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/godofwar/images/thumb/7/74/Pandora%27s_Box.jpg/200px-Pandora%27s_Box.jpg[/img]

That [i/]is[/i] big

 

[Cherry Cola]

100 dollars= 700 Swedish kronor

Recently released games in Sweden usually cost 700 kronor.

Therefore, by ordering it from America, even with tax, I'll get it much cheaper than ordering it from a Swedish site!

Also, it comes with a Pandora's box that's apparently just as big as it is in the first game.

That's big

So...

Spoiler: This big?

[img/]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/godofwar/images/thumb/7/74/Pandora%27s_Box.jpg/200px-Pandora%27s_Box.jpg[/img]

That [i/]is[/i] big

According to my sources...

That big.

It's like 5x8x10

 

[Julianking93]

100 dollars= 700 Swedish kronor

Recently released games in Sweden usually cost 700 kronor.

Therefore, by ordering it from America, even with tax, I'll get it much cheaper than ordering it from a Swedish site!

Also, it comes with a Pandora's box that's apparently just as big as it is in the first game.

That's big

So...

Spoiler: This big?

[img/]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/godofwar/images/thumb/7/74/Pandora%27s_Box.jpg/200px-Pandora%27s_Box.jpg[/img]

That [i/]is[/i] big

According to my sources...

That big.

It's like 5x8x10

Holy shit.

How the hell do they ship that if its almost as big as a fucking person?

 

[Cherry Cola]

100 dollars= 700 Swedish kronor

Recently released games in Sweden usually cost 700 kronor.

Therefore, by ordering it from America, even with tax, I'll get it much cheaper than ordering it from a Swedish site!

Also, it comes with a Pandora's box that's apparently just as big as it is in the first game.

That's big

So...

Spoiler: This big?

[img/]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/godofwar/images/thumb/7/74/Pandora%27s_Box.jpg/200px-Pandora%27s_Box.jpg[/img]

That [i/]is[/i] big

According to my sources...

That big.

It's like 5x8x10

Holy shit.

How the hell do they ship that if its almost as big as a fucking person?

I have no fucking idea.

But I don't care.

What I care about is how the fuck will it fit through my door!?

 

[Julianking93]

I have no fucking idea.

But I don't care.

What I care about is how the fuck will it fit through my door!?

That's what I meant

I can't even fit my goddamn 32" TV in my door much less a 10 foot wide chest.

What would you do with it anyway?

 

[Cherry Cola]

I have no fucking idea.

But I don't care.

What I care about is how the fuck will it fit through my door!?

That's what I meant

I can't even fit my goddamn 32" TV in my door much less a 10 foot wide chest.

What would you do with it anyway?

Hide in it.

And have it in the living-room.

Probably store a couple of lost souls in it

 

[Mrkittycat]

Do they have one in which you must see eleven different pairs of boobs in the lust section?

 

[Julianking93]

I have no fucking idea.

But I don't care.

What I care about is how the fuck will it fit through my door!?

That's what I meant

I can't even fit my goddamn 32" TV in my door much less a 10 foot wide chest.

What would you do with it anyway?

Hide in it.

And have it in the living-room.

Probably store a couple of lost souls in it

Is it hollow and openable or just for decorative purposes?

 

[whycantibelinus]

Fucking-A that's goddamn hilarious.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I have no fucking idea.

But I don't care.

What I care about is how the fuck will it fit through my door!?

That's what I meant

I can't even fit my goddamn 32" TV in my door much less a 10 foot wide chest.

What would you do with it anyway?

Hide in it.

And have it in the living-room.

Probably store a couple of lost souls in it

Is it hollow and openable or just for decorative purposes?

Wait a second...

*checks my sources again*

Does 8.9" mean 8 feet 9 inches or 8.9 inches?