Possible Dante's Inferno Achievements Leaked

[Julianking93]

I have no fucking idea.

But I don't care.

What I care about is how the fuck will it fit through my door!?

That's what I meant

I can't even fit my goddamn 32" TV in my door much less a 10 foot wide chest.

What would you do with it anyway?

Hide in it.

And have it in the living-room.

Probably store a couple of lost souls in it

Is it hollow and openable or just for decorative purposes?

Wait a second...

*checks my sources again*

Does 8.9" mean 8 feet 9 inches or 8.9 inches?

....Ah now it all makes sense.

" means inches while ' means feet.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I have no fucking idea.

But I don't care.

What I care about is how the fuck will it fit through my door!?

That's what I meant

I can't even fit my goddamn 32" TV in my door much less a 10 foot wide chest.

What would you do with it anyway?

Hide in it.

And have it in the living-room.

Probably store a couple of lost souls in it

Is it hollow and openable or just for decorative purposes?

Wait a second...

*checks my sources again*

Does 8.9" mean 8 feet 9 inches or 8.9 inches?

....Ah now it all makes sense.

" means inches while ' means feet.

.....


WHY WON'T PEOPLE USE CENTIMETERS!?

 

[Julianking93]

.....


WHY WON'T PEOPLE USE CENTIMETERS!?

Ah!Hahahaha!!!

That's funny to me.

That would have been awesome if it really was 8.9 feet.

And I don't know. I do, but most Americans don't.

The metric system's easier to use for me.

 

[hansari]

Wacko Jacko: Sever the nose of the Sphinx. - 10 pts.

Wait...is this in reference to Michael Jackson?

 

[heyheysg]

I will buy this game if those are the achievements

Otherwise, they're just wasting my time

 

[Randvek]

I can't imagine this is anything but fake. Maybe even an elaborate PR scheme.

 

[Sennz0r]

Wacko Jacko: Sever the nose of the Sphinx. - 10 pts.

Wait...is this in reference to Michael Jackson?

...now I get it.

Shouldn't stay up this late

 

[deathstrikesquirrel]

yea definetly a fake you can find the real list of achievements here

http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/dantes-inferno/achievements/

Don't let facts get in the way of a good post. But I read the real achievements and I like the fake ones better XD

 

[Fygar]

I doubt these are the real deal, but I really, REALLY hope so.

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

I love how the makers of this game just don't give a shit
I can see the boardroom meeting now.

"Hey, some of the things you've got in this could be offensive."

"And? Let people be offended. Free publicity, right?"

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

I feel sorry for EA's marketing department. They're working so hard to generate controversy. And so far all they got was some nanny group. Nothing from Fox News, nothing from the Vatican, nothing from Pat Robertson, nothing from any of the shitty British tabloids. Hell in the demo you spend the first five minutes killing escaping, rioting muslim prisoners including women (I think) and there's nothing from any Islamic groups and believe me it doesn't take much to rile them up.

I think they all realise they're being deliberately baited and are determined to maybe be mature about this, and perhaps hold the moral high ground by not rising to it

 

[scotth266]

I think that the real list is more interesting, myself.

 

[CD-R]

I feel sorry for EA's marketing department. They're working so hard to generate controversy. And so far all they got was some nanny group. Nothing from Fox News, nothing from the Vatican, nothing from Pat Robertson, nothing from any of the shitty British tabloids. Hell in the demo you spend the first five minutes killing escaping, rioting muslim prisoners including women (I think) and there's nothing from any Islamic groups and believe me it doesn't take much to rile them up.

I think they all realise they're being deliberately baited and are determined to maybe be mature about this, and perhaps hold the moral high ground by not rising to it

What is the world coming to. It's truly a sad day when we can't rely on the old media and religous groups to fly off the handle and blow things out of proportion. I bet they won't even say anything about Mass Effect 2.

 

[MaddenZombie]

Now there's a weird fax floating around with Dante's Inferno product extensions. More URLs on that. Definitely an ARG going on. Check it out. http://bit.ly/6L2mOn

 

[Tarakos]

It's just yet another stunt by EA to get coverage. Their trying to be "edgy" I think, which is cute. I really can't wait for Yahtzee to tear this apart.