I have a couple. In GAME talking to the clerk about Mass Effect, the subject turned to the ME ladies and he said, and I quote, "Shut up, Tali is my wife, I have 3 gigs of Tali Hentai on my laptop!"
Alternatively: Talking to my friend "The world would be better if we were like bees. Just one queen, with nine wombs being constantly fucked, one guy to each womb. And then a guy for each guy, all in one glorious line that kept growing." or, same buddy, "You think too much like an American, legal age is 16. Also porn of Dom is normal?!"