Here's a couple gems from one of my friends.
When asked what he was coming to school as for the Christmas assembly, he responded 'The angel that gets sodomised on the top of the tree.'
Why did Germany lose WWI? 'I don't know, but have they tried looking behind the sofa?'
When asked what he was coming to school as for the Christmas assembly, he responded 'The angel that gets sodomised on the top of the tree.'
Why did Germany lose WWI? 'I don't know, but have they tried looking behind the sofa?'