Neon, I'd be willing to bet my left ass cheek that you have the highest post count, not just on The Escapist, but on any Themis Media site, seeing as the only other people to get over 10000 posts (to my knowledge) are Dingo, Portal, Max, Sanity and [user]MoonPenguin[/user] (he was a Warcry regular), and all of them have less posts than you.Neonbob said:And I think I do...
Maxisnip
Yeah...not happenin.
Nobody notices me(well, not as much as you at any rate), because you're the official warning.
Remember that whole thing?
Plus, you're in off topic much more than I am.
Hey thats really weird because you got a-MaxTheReaper said:Couldn't care less about post count.
Oh... er... sorry.Don't need the irony pointed out to me.
I don't understand why that's the average view of them.MaxTheReaper said:True.Neonbob said:Plus, you're in off topic much more than I am.
I'm not a Forum Game kinda guy.
It always felt kinda like post count padding to me, but maybe that's because I never really gave it a chance.
What, you're talking about me, now?Acidwell said:i used to think it was weird when i saw people who joined in the same month as me with a hundred more posts than me. But i looked at someones profile the other day and there was a member for 2 weeks and they had 500 posts. Thereisare onlyonetwo words for that anditsthey areSPAMForum Games.
You can generally find about seven of those on any Zero Punctuation video.grimsprice said:I've been here for a long time now, and i've never seen a single "first" post. Anywhere. If any of you have i'd like to know.
I find that very judgmental.revolverwolf said:Myself, I check what their average post content is. If it's mainly tripe or replying to peoples brainwashed ramblings, it hardly matters. I just ignore the posts.
Ah.MaxTheReaper said:Naw, it's just the ones I've seen aren't really involved.Neonbob said:*sobs*
You too, Max?
Everyone slams the games...
*sobs*
Oh well. I honestly felt the same way about it before someone got me hooked on them.
They know who they are.
Curses...you were not around for the Fatality Thread.Empireth said:Also, the reason no one notices Neonbob as much is the fact that you're our resident psychopath. Bob's just the lovable uncle.
Yes, I suppose forum games look boring at first glance, but really, it's all a matter of wit and quick thinking/typing skills. They become fun once you go back often enough and start having mock wars with other users.MaxTheReaper said:Probably because the people judging them didn't really check them out, or only gave it a brief glance (like myself) before figuring it wasn't for them.
Also, when I looked into them, my post count was already SOARING.
I didn't want to make it even larger.
Also, hooray!
(i will take your skin)
Well, you may well could be.MaxTheReaper said:Awh, settle down, Uncle Bob.Neonbob said:Ah.
That makes sense, I suppose. There were tons of really good ones over the summer, ones that required some thought to post in.
They seem to be getting fewer, unfortunately.
SOMEONE MUST BE HUNTING THEM.
The unrepentant fuckhats...
Curses...you were not around for the Fatality Thread.Empireth said:Also, the reason no one notices Neonbob as much is the fact that you're our resident psychopath. Bob's just the lovable uncle.
I've let my threatening side slumber for far too long.
FACK.
You're gonna break a hip.
And I suppose that would make sense.
That's because they're all too busy paying attention to their rightful God, also known as myself.Erana said:Its not the post count, its the general repute.
I mean, no one gives a damn about me until they talk to me on IRC or Skype... ;-;
I like how your post count was "1337" when I read thatI pasted 1000 so now I'm a cool kid.
I dread the day I hit 2000.
Rassum frassum.MaxTheReaper said:Awh, settle down, Uncle Bob.Neonbob said:Ah.
That makes sense, I suppose. There were tons of really good ones over the summer, ones that required some thought to post in.
They seem to be getting fewer, unfortunately.
SOMEONE MUST BE HUNTING THEM.
The unrepentant fuckhats...
Curses...you were not around for the Fatality Thread.Empireth said:Also, the reason no one notices Neonbob as much is the fact that you're our resident psychopath. Bob's just the lovable uncle.
I've let my threatening side slumber for far too long.
FACK.
You're gonna break a hip.
And I suppose that would make sense.
I am going to do so just to spite you.MaxTheReaper said:Couldn't care less about post count.
Don't need the irony pointed out to me.
Hey, if you're starting a religion, I'm not gonna sit idly by and be some holy handmaid.MaxTheReaper said:That I'm really, really bad at the "normal" part.Erana said:Well, you may well could be.
In many cultures, a deity will take form as a seemingly normal person in order to enact what needs to be done.
So, what are you trying to teach me?
Also that you should contribute to Our Glorious Cause by getting me a sammich.
(you can also have someone else get me one if you use threats or blackmail)
Starting a religion is fun!
You are the one with the couches made of skin, aren't you? If so, then I'm not completely wrong...Empireth said:And Max, you appear to have forgotten yourself!
You are the psychopath, but Bob's the one with the couches made of skin! (Lovable uncle, isn't he?)
So... You may want to not take my skin if you don't want to anger the Neonbob.
Can I interest you in an ankle? What about a kneecap? A full ribcage?
Plus, if the thread I appear to be looking at is the same one (The Fatality Game!!! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.115879?page=1]) Then that last post in it was made only a month ago... (the 25th of September). We could probably get away with necro'ing it...Neonbob said:Curses...you were not around for the Fatality Thread.Empireth said:Also, the reason no one notices Neonbob as much is the fact that you're our resident psychopath. Bob's just the lovable uncle.
I've let my threatening side slumber for far too long.
FACK.
I thought you were supposed to know things like this.MaxTheReaper said:Hmm...Erana said:Hey, if you're starting a religion, I'm not gonna sit idly by and be some holy handmaid.
I expect pantheon-level respect here!
We already have a Goddess of Kittens/Minister of Kittenly Affairs (depending on whether we want to be a government or a religion at that moment.)
What can you bring to the table?
...The er, Holy Table.
Yeah.
(table)
Wait...when the fuck did I get progressed to Grandfather?MaxTheReaper said:Um, actually, that's your cane.Neonbob said:Rassum frassum.
Damned younguns gettin all uppity.
I'll show you uppity.
I'LL SHOW YOU ALL UPPITY!
With a shotgun under yer chin.
...Maybe you should go lie down, Grandfather.
You know what?Empireth said:Plus, if the thread I appear to be looking at is the same one (The Fatality Game!!! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.115879?page=1]) Then that last post in it was made only a month ago... (the 25th of September). We could probably get away with necro'ing it...
If you really, really want to release that threatening side...
Y'know. Just a suggestion.