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ottenni

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Post count? I thought that number was the percentage of my soul that is now owned by the escapist. Shows what i know.
 

Zombie_Fish

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Neonbob said:
And I think I do...

Maxisnip

Yeah...not happenin.
Nobody notices me(well, not as much as you at any rate), because you're the official warning.
Remember that whole thing?
Plus, you're in off topic much more than I am.
Neon, I'd be willing to bet my left ass cheek that you have the highest post count, not just on The Escapist, but on any Themis Media site, seeing as the only other people to get over 10000 posts (to my knowledge) are Dingo, Portal, Max, Sanity and [user]MoonPenguin[/user] (he was a Warcry regular), and all of them have less posts than you.

As for you being a common name here, I think Forum Games are more of a small community than a public thing, only the really dedicated users visit them often and start to get to know each other well there, but other users don't seem to integrate or try to integrate much into them, or at least that was what I though when I was in them. I remember not being sure about it when I first started posting in Forum Game: The Confession Game, especially in comparison to all the regulars in there who had (most of) already Gone Gonzo by that point, and I was just a new face back then. But after a few posts I realised I was becoming accepted and eventually ended up getting stuff right, so it's nice when that starts to happen. So you being a regular in there for so long may be why you're not such an oft-spoken name, due to how many people visit them in comparison to Off-Topic.

Well, that and Max's history for sarcasm and comedy, which also led to his fame and glory.

On topic, I don't really view post count, joined date or anything else as relevant when judging a user. I judge people by their posts and those alone, as those will give me a lot more information about them than some numerical value which could easily be misinterpreted when using it to judge the quality of a poster.
 

Pimppeter2

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I find it hilarious how me, MaxtheReaper, and Neonbob all joined in December of 2008

And xmetatrOnx and ae86gamer both joined in march

Months of High post counts I guess

Anyway, It doesn't really matter. The only time that I find it weird is when people are here for less than a week and have 1000 posts. I can just see them spazzing all over the keyboard
 

Empireth

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MaxTheReaper said:
Neonbob said:
Plus, you're in off topic much more than I am.
True.
I'm not a Forum Game kinda guy.

It always felt kinda like post count padding to me, but maybe that's because I never really gave it a chance.
I don't understand why that's the average view of them.
Forum games are almost their own community; they almost have an exclusive feel to them.
They're also where I got my first friends on this site. (We bonded, calling each other trolls, you know.)
They're probably the only reason I have as many posts as I do (besides group chats), because they pulled me away from the off-topic section so much. Otherwise I'd spend just as much of my nights of insomnia here.
I just plum have too much time late at night.

Also, the reason no one notices Neonbob as much is the fact that you're our resident psychopath. Bob's just the lovable uncle.

Acidwell said:
i used to think it was weird when i saw people who joined in the same month as me with a hundred more posts than me. But i looked at someones profile the other day and there was a member for 2 weeks and they had 500 posts. There is are only one two words for that and its they are SPAM Forum Games.
What, you're talking about me, now?
Yes, I spend way too much time in the Forum Games (but they're fun!). But I also like to point out that when I comment on threads not in the forum games, I take the time to properly put all of my opinions in, and I try to make sure my grammar's all correct.
I mean, my first post ever was a gigantic wall of text on my thoughts about why we shouldn't try to re-write the English language. My post last night about common misconceptions about our country was also another wall of text. (What? People like to misjudge Canada a lot!)

grimsprice said:
I've been here for a long time now, and i've never seen a single "first" post. Anywhere. If any of you have i'd like to know.
You can generally find about seven of those on any Zero Punctuation video.
Other than that, there really aren't that many of them.
You haven't been missing much, really.

...Also, someone has stated here (I can't seem to find their post... I'll see if I can find it later and edit it in...) that they look at the people with big posts to see if their average post is worthless crap, and if it is, they ignore them.
Edit: Found them!
revolverwolf said:
Myself, I check what their average post content is. If it's mainly tripe or replying to peoples brainwashed ramblings, it hardly matters. I just ignore the posts.
I find that very judgmental.
See, the forum games posts are pretty much worthless, meaningless fun, and they take up the majority of my posts. But, the posts I make that aren't in the forum games tend to be well thought-out (if I may say so myself). This is why I feel the need to treat every post on a post-by-post basis, unless I have seen the poster around a few too many times in not-forum games threads making a few too many stupid comments.
 

Sightless Wisdom

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Well I joined in the summer and I have a little over on thousand now, but I don't really care about it. The only time I thought about my post count was when I had 666 posts, I took a screen shot just for fun.
 

Neonbob

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MaxTheReaper said:
Neonbob said:
*sobs*
You too, Max?
Everyone slams the games...
*sobs*
Oh well. I honestly felt the same way about it before someone got me hooked on them.
They know who they are.
Naw, it's just the ones I've seen aren't really involved.
Ah.
That makes sense, I suppose. There were tons of really good ones over the summer, ones that required some thought to post in.
They seem to be getting fewer, unfortunately.
SOMEONE MUST BE HUNTING THEM.
The unrepentant fuckhats...
Empireth said:
Also, the reason no one notices Neonbob as much is the fact that you're our resident psychopath. Bob's just the lovable uncle.
Curses...you were not around for the Fatality Thread.
I've let my threatening side slumber for far too long.
FACK.
 

Erana

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Its not the post count, its the general repute.

I mean, no one gives a damn about me until they talk to me on IRC or Skype... ;-;
 

Empireth

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MaxTheReaper said:
Probably because the people judging them didn't really check them out, or only gave it a brief glance (like myself) before figuring it wasn't for them.

Also, when I looked into them, my post count was already SOARING.
I didn't want to make it even larger.

Also, hooray!
(i will take your skin)
Yes, I suppose forum games look boring at first glance, but really, it's all a matter of wit and quick thinking/typing skills. They become fun once you go back often enough and start having mock wars with other users.
...But the average user likes to post once in a thread and not come back to it, so I guess they're not for everybody.

And Max, you appear to have forgotten yourself!
You are the psychopath, but Bob's the one with the couches made of skin! (Lovable uncle, isn't he?)
So... You may want to not take my skin if you don't want to anger the Neonbob.
Can I interest you in an ankle? What about a kneecap? A full ribcage?
 

Erana

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MaxTheReaper said:
Neonbob said:
Ah.
That makes sense, I suppose. There were tons of really good ones over the summer, ones that required some thought to post in.
They seem to be getting fewer, unfortunately.
SOMEONE MUST BE HUNTING THEM.
The unrepentant fuckhats...
Empireth said:
Also, the reason no one notices Neonbob as much is the fact that you're our resident psychopath. Bob's just the lovable uncle.
Curses...you were not around for the Fatality Thread.
I've let my threatening side slumber for far too long.
FACK.
Awh, settle down, Uncle Bob.
You're gonna break a hip.

And I suppose that would make sense.
Erana said:
Its not the post count, its the general repute.

I mean, no one gives a damn about me until they talk to me on IRC or Skype... ;-;
That's because they're all too busy paying attention to their rightful God, also known as myself.
Well, you may well could be.
In many cultures, a deity will take form as a seemingly normal person in order to enact what needs to be done.

So, what are you trying to teach me?
 

Slayer_2

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I pasted 1000 so now I'm a cool kid.

I dread the day I hit 2000.
I like how your post count was "1337" when I read that :p

As for post count, I don't really give a crap, but when I see a guy with 10K + posts, I have to wonder how long it would take me to achieve that. Probably a good decade or so.
 

Neonbob

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MaxTheReaper said:
Neonbob said:
Ah.
That makes sense, I suppose. There were tons of really good ones over the summer, ones that required some thought to post in.
They seem to be getting fewer, unfortunately.
SOMEONE MUST BE HUNTING THEM.
The unrepentant fuckhats...
Empireth said:
Also, the reason no one notices Neonbob as much is the fact that you're our resident psychopath. Bob's just the lovable uncle.
Curses...you were not around for the Fatality Thread.
I've let my threatening side slumber for far too long.
FACK.
Awh, settle down, Uncle Bob.
You're gonna break a hip.

And I suppose that would make sense.
Rassum frassum.
Damned younguns gettin all uppity.
I'll show you uppity.
I'LL SHOW YOU ALL UPPITY!
With a shotgun under yer chin.
 

Boxinatorizore

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I've been here for a while and have a very low post count. I wouldn't say I'm less knowledgeable than others though.

EDIT:I usually read forum but never respond, it's a bit odd.
 

Timotei

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MaxTheReaper said:
Couldn't care less about post count.
Don't need the irony pointed out to me.
I am going to do so just to spite you.

[small][sup][sub]ZOMFGWTFBBQ 15000 posts![/sub][/sup][/small]

I think that Post counts are a sign of maturity (posting wise). People who are around long enough to do their first Gonzo post have shown that they are at least an acceptable poster (there are exceptions to this rule through).
 

Ocelot GT

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Once you've been a forumer of any forum for any length of time you soon realise how little they actually mean.
 

Mozared

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I don't even look at the post count here, really. Only on very specific moments, where the line's a bit blurry and I'm trying to find out if a person is A) trolling or B) lying about him/herself.
 

Erana

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MaxTheReaper said:
Erana said:
Well, you may well could be.
In many cultures, a deity will take form as a seemingly normal person in order to enact what needs to be done.

So, what are you trying to teach me?
That I'm really, really bad at the "normal" part.

Also that you should contribute to Our Glorious Cause by getting me a sammich.
(you can also have someone else get me one if you use threats or blackmail)

Starting a religion is fun!
Hey, if you're starting a religion, I'm not gonna sit idly by and be some holy handmaid.
I expect pantheon-level respect here!
 

Empireth

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Empireth said:
And Max, you appear to have forgotten yourself!
You are the psychopath, but Bob's the one with the couches made of skin! (Lovable uncle, isn't he?)
So... You may want to not take my skin if you don't want to anger the Neonbob.
Can I interest you in an ankle? What about a kneecap? A full ribcage?
You are the one with the couches made of skin, aren't you? If so, then I'm not completely wrong...
Neonbob said:
Empireth said:
Also, the reason no one notices Neonbob as much is the fact that you're our resident psychopath. Bob's just the lovable uncle.
Curses...you were not around for the Fatality Thread.
I've let my threatening side slumber for far too long.
FACK.
Plus, if the thread I appear to be looking at is the same one (The Fatality Game!!! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.115879?page=1]) Then that last post in it was made only a month ago... (the 25th of September). We could probably get away with necro'ing it...
If you really, really want to release that threatening side...
Y'know. Just a suggestion.
 

Erana

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MaxTheReaper said:
Erana said:
Hey, if you're starting a religion, I'm not gonna sit idly by and be some holy handmaid.
I expect pantheon-level respect here!
Hmm...
We already have a Goddess of Kittens/Minister of Kittenly Affairs (depending on whether we want to be a government or a religion at that moment.)

What can you bring to the table?
...The er, Holy Table.
Yeah.
(table)
I thought you were supposed to know things like this.
You should know how invaluable I am to anything.
OK, maybe not sex. I would not be very good in sexual situations.

Though what I would inflict on someone who put me in said position would be awe-inspiring.
 

Neonbob

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MaxTheReaper said:
Neonbob said:
Rassum frassum.
Damned younguns gettin all uppity.
I'll show you uppity.
I'LL SHOW YOU ALL UPPITY!
With a shotgun under yer chin.
Um, actually, that's your cane.

...Maybe you should go lie down, Grandfather.
Wait...when the fuck did I get progressed to Grandfather?
Do...do you have something to tell me?
DID YOU KNOCK UP YOUR COUSIN?
You know damned well that's not right, Max!
Empireth said:
Plus, if the thread I appear to be looking at is the same one (The Fatality Game!!! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.115879?page=1]) Then that last post in it was made only a month ago... (the 25th of September). We could probably get away with necro'ing it...
If you really, really want to release that threatening side...
Y'know. Just a suggestion.
You know what?
I think I will.