Post yourself unaltered

[InfiniteSingularity]

I'm sitting here in my underpants as I just left the shower.

[HEADING=2]Fuck. that.[/HEADING]

Also, I lack a camara. So y'know.

Funny how the first thing you do when you get out of the shower is get on escapist

 

[Jonluw]

That wasn't too bad. FUCK, it's huge! I have to get this reduced.

Here's a handy bb-tip:
When embedding an image, you normally write img Url here /img only with brackets, right?
You can also write img height=500 Url here /img
Where '500' is the height of the image in pixels, I think. You can also alter the width.

Spoiler: Example, quote me to see exactly how I do it

Original image

Edit:

Man, my hair is bad... Also, this picture is far too big.

That goes for you too.

 

[rmb1983]

Someone has themselves a copy of the Assassin's Creed II CE, I see. Wonderful detail on the figure. And Mass Effect 2, as well.

I do enjoy a good scan through others' game shelves.

 

[Spacelord]

Spoiler

OP, this looks posed. You have to abide by your own rules!

Spoiler: OT: me

oh hai internet!

Edit: also I've noticed a lot of posed pictures, or pictures taken beforehand. Not fair!

 

[kabooz18]

Beware!

Spoiler

nothing great but hey I just woke up^^

Also told you so!

 

[Snowy Rainbow]

I never wear make-up so I constantly look like a slob =P

Spoiler: Me in all my tired glory

Spoiler: And a sexy one

Made you look!

You be pretty ^^

Well I would take a picture of me right now but I'm currently all ill looking with a sore nose from hayfever. I never wear make up anyway, so here is an unaltered pic of me when I'm not bunged up with hayfever, ignore the fact it's taken in the bathroom, the lighting is just better in there.

Spoiler

You be pretty too! ^^

Spoiler: Tunnel Snake!

Yes, really. I am a greaser. This is from about two months ago (I have a lot of trouble uploading images from my phone), but this is totally unedited. Call me Greased Lightning and you will die.
Also, after taking nearly half an hour to figure out how to do this properly, I'm wondering if this was even worth it.

*Fallout brofist*

 

[TheLoneBeet]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/66159_10150318563130411_609345410_15999885_664941_n.jpg

That's me, hope the link works I didn't know how to post the pic directly.

 

[Snowy Rainbow]

Beware!

Spoiler

nothing great but hey I just woke up^^

Also told you so!

Awesome beard is awesome. You need to be in a heavy metal band.

 

[5mj7R7yf4Dwr3gdZyyu9PeGNwYjlNrjzuh3iTXQG]

Here's a handy bb-tip:
When embedding an image, you normally write img Url here /img only with brackets, right?
You can also write img height=500 Url here /img

Thank you for the cool tip!

I'll still probably reduce my pics just to conserve bandwidth. (it's an only Web 1.0 habit, I know.)

238U.

 

[Mallefunction]

Spoiler

OP, this looks posed. You have to abide by your own rules!

Spoiler: OT: me

oh hai internet!

Actually, no XD I don't have a desktop computer, just my laptop. I also don't have a desk nor a table...nor a couch. I've literally got a futon mattress on the floor for furniture so my netsurfing is done pretty much like this or with my chin buried in a pillow so my elbows can have a rest once in a while.

I hate being poor T-T I miss my old chair.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Yeah, don't set the bar too high or anything, OP. [sub]Jesus.[/sub]

I still don't have a digital camera; I'm such a troglodyte.

 

[Jonluw]

Thank you for the cool tip!

I'll still probably reduce my pics just to conserve bandwidth. (it's an only Web 1.0 habit, I know.)

238U.

By all means.
Resizing images when they're already on your computer isn't much of a hassle after all.
However, this trick is very handy for when you find an image on the internet that you want to post.
You don't need to dowload, then resize, then upload, then embed the image in order to resize images you find on the net.

 

[SquirrelPants]

Spoiler

ohgod I look horrible.

 

[Iznat]

Aah, le new glasses.

Spoiler: Odd lighting and a funny expression always makes me the belle of the ball!

Lmao, oh wow, I hate that photo. Why didn't I check?!

 

[DanDanikov]

Looks sort of like Brendan Gleeson with a ginger beard from the angle.

I should make a video in which I can exclaim 'GORDONS ALIVE?!' and then I'll suddenly look like Brian Blessed.

Edit: also I've noticed a lot of posed pictures, or pictures taken beforehand. Not fair!

With such a thread, you have to expect a few troll-posts and fakes. I, for one, usually look like that (from my laptop's point of view, anyway, yay dual-monitors). I merely adjusted things slightly to capture the lovely view as well.

 

[kabooz18]

Beware!

Spoiler

nothing great but hey I just woke up^^

Also told you so!

Awesome beard is awesome. You need to be in a heavy metal band.

Thanks, but no thanks. Sadly no I'm just not into making music.

Snip~

moar Snip~

Actually, no XD I don't have a desktop computer, just my laptop. I also don't have a desk nor a table...nor a couch. I've literally got a futon mattress on the floor for furniture so my netsurfing is done pretty much like this or with my chin buried in a pillow so my elbows can have a rest once in a while.

I hate being poor T-T I miss my old chair.

Exactly my setup! *Thumbs Up* Only I have it completely by choice though sometimes when I'm gaming with friends it get's complicated XD

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

Take a picture of yourself EXACTLY as you look right at this moment.

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I think you should retitle this thread "Miss Showy McShowofferson discovers a new way to show off her natural beauty".

Well, I'm equally hot unaltered, but I'm not a narcissist! (Okay, I am a narcissist, but I'm a very lazy one and my camera phone is all the way across my room, and I've never uploaded a picture onto my computer before so I'm probably missing software and...)

 

[Mallefunction]

Take a picture of yourself EXACTLY as you look right at this moment.

Spoiler

I think you should retitle this thread "Miss Showy McShowofferson discovers a new way to show off her natural beauty".

Well, I'm equally hot unaltered, but I'm not a narcissist! (Okay, I am a narcissist, but I'm a very lazy one and my camera phone is all the way across my room, and I've never uploaded a picture onto my computer before so I'm probably missing software and...)

*Eyeroll* Seriously? If I was a guy, you wouldn't bat an eye; it's because I'm a chick that it's assumed that I must be doing this to seek male attention. Honestly I want to see more chicks post to this thing.

 

[Jonluw]

Take a picture of yourself EXACTLY as you look right at this moment.

Spoiler

I think you should retitle this thread "Miss Showy McShowofferson discovers a new way to show off her natural beauty".

Well, I'm equally hot unaltered, but I'm not a narcissist! (Okay, I am a narcissist, but I'm a very lazy one and my camera phone is all the way across my room, and I've never uploaded a picture onto my computer before so I'm probably missing software and...)

No worries, there's normally not needed any particular software to transfer images to your computer.

At least not from my experience. Either just stick the memory-card into the designated slot in the computer, or plug the camera up with some usb or firewire.

*Eyeroll* Seriously? If I was a guy, you wouldn't bat an eye; it's because I'm a chick that it's assumed that I must be doing this to seek male attention. Honestly I want to see more chicks post to this thing.

I think he (she?) is just joking with the overly agressive tone. ^_^

 

[Flamezdudes]

I forget how to use the webcam on this laptop. Gosh darn it!