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Actually, and this much is probably obvious if you saw the other picture, but my user image IS me. I don't bother with images because even as a fat bastard, I feel I have a striking appearance with the harsh biker appearance that is juxtaposed by the fact that I'm a happy jovial lookin' dude, even if I am a surly prick.
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God I'm a good looking bastard.
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God I'm a good looking bastard.
First of all, OP, you are actually pretty damn attractive 
. Just putting it out there, not trying to be creepy or anything, but still...
Anyway, here's me. Not great, but I'm literally just about to go and have a shower, so there's that to consider. Also, bear in mind, NOBODY else in the entire world has the T-shirt that I'm wearing. That T-shirt is unique.
[small]EDIT: Below the image, by the way, the t-shirt has "WELCOME TO HINAMIZAWA" written in really creepy font, in case anyone wondered...
Also, purely out of my own personal interest, does anyone think I look like a videogame character at all? If so, who?[/small]
. Just putting it out there, not trying to be creepy or anything, but still...Anyway, here's me. Not great, but I'm literally just about to go and have a shower, so there's that to consider. Also, bear in mind, NOBODY else in the entire world has the T-shirt that I'm wearing. That T-shirt is unique
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[small]EDIT: Below the image, by the way, the t-shirt has "WELCOME TO HINAMIZAWA" written in really creepy font, in case anyone wondered...
Also, purely out of my own personal interest, does anyone think I look like a videogame character at all? If so, who?[/small]
Sadly the people who made my webcam no longer exist so I can't get the necessary software for it to run. (I've looked, I can't find it anywhere)
On a good note however I do have a camera which is on charge at this moment so I will get a picture later when it is at full charge.
Here is an unaltered picture for the moment though, in fact when this was taken I was totally unaware since I was on a ride at a theme park. (Teacups!)
Also my hair is longer at the moment since im not rich enough to get a haircut right at this moment. (Just finishing college so I need to save my money for job hunting, at which time I will get myself a hair cut)
On a good note however I do have a camera which is on charge at this moment so I will get a picture later when it is at full charge.
Here is an unaltered picture for the moment though, in fact when this was taken I was totally unaware since I was on a ride at a theme park. (Teacups!)
Also my hair is longer at the moment since im not rich enough to get a haircut right at this moment. (Just finishing college so I need to save my money for job hunting, at which time I will get myself a hair cut)
He's content in those pictures; it's a blue eye thing. I'm going to agree with the tail end of that, though. Those eyes certainly could work wonders...definitely isn't that grin.Griff Morivan said:This is probably the antithesis of your intent, but I've just discovered that blue eyes make me gay.Digi7 said:I just can't keep the girls off me
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No, but seriously. Damn. Dude. I don't know if it's the lighting or what, but those fuckers jump out at you.
trollnystan said:WARNING! WARNING! Faulty compliment loaded. EGOBOOST initiating emergency override.rmb1983 said:Who said that was a compliment?
Thanks for bursting my little dream bubble! D,=
It totally was.
That's probably correct, but it seems more like an assumption borne of the stereotype that "pretty girls don't play games" rather than being based on actual fact. I mean, if I was going to hire a model to show off my game, I would make sure she had at least played it herself beforehand. "Are you actually a gamer?" would be the first question on anyone's mind.intheweeds said:
TonkpilZpaynexkiller said:
...I kinda wanna hear that band.
Why am I an ass?
Nah, although I do need to ask. I've always been a shaved head kinda guy, but I've always been curious. Does that ever get hard to see through, or your depth perception go off? I don't mean to be a dick, but I'm seriously curious.
Crap....can someone please tell me what the quickest way is to stick a picture in these forums?
Honestly it's a miracle I can even turn the computer on......
Honestly it's a miracle I can even turn the computer on......
Image hosting side. You want the tags made of brackets. So, basically, you'll be seeing [ IMG ] url [ / IMG ].Gentleman_Reptile said:
EYE AYM A HELLPUR!
A 'blue-eye-thing'? Intruiging...rmb1983 said:He's content in those pictures; it's a blue eye thing. I'm going to agree with the tail end of that, though. Those eyes certainly could work wonders...definitely isn't that grin.Griff Morivan said:This is probably the antithesis of your intent, but I've just discovered that blue eyes make me gay.Digi7 said:I just can't keep the girls off me
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No, but seriously. Damn. Dude. I don't know if it's the lighting or what, but those fuckers jump out at you.
And yeah, grinning is a rare occurence for me, unless im either off my face or messing around with some cute chick, then I can't wipe it off
awesome hair man B) I'm jellyPeePantz said:This is literally right before sleepy time. I look like a pile of crap that got ran over by an even bigger pile of poop. This is why I'll need my beauty rest.
Love the tattoointheweeds said:
As a married man who is married to a woman with pale skin, brown curly hair that looks best tussled and wears glasses, and incidentally has a thing for cute girls with pale skin, brown tussled hair and glasses, well done.Sun Flash said:
There. I have filled my requisite image thread U R PURTY quota. Yes yes. Let's move on.
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Rereading that, I can't decide if I complimented you, or quietly confessed I wanted to make a woman couch out of you... So I'd like to clarify, I don't live in Texas and I don't own a chainsaw. It was meant to be a tongue in cheek hurr hurr kinda compliment.
I'm just a massive dunce.
Thanks bud!Griff Morivan said:
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Apologies for any rogue sandwich crumbs in my beard.
Well, here goes nothing.
This better not end up in the bowels of someone else's computer.
Oh, and I guess I better come clean to all those robot filters. I'm not 18. Sorry!
EDIT: Oh good god, half of my face has turned to white paper! Noooooo!
This better not end up in the bowels of someone else's computer.
Oh, and I guess I better come clean to all those robot filters. I'm not 18. Sorry!
EDIT: Oh good god, half of my face has turned to white paper! Noooooo!
i would ask that question too if i were interviewing. If i were trying to become a model though, i might answer whatever got me the job.James Joseph Emerald said:
