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Daveman

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Mallefunction said:
Take a picture of yourself EXACTLY as you look right at this moment.

So this means....no make-up (touching up at least, it's fine if you already have some on), no photoshop, no brushing out your hair, changing clothes or even moving from where you are.

Be brave, my fellow escapists and have fun. We're all going to look disheveled so there's no shame!

EDIT: Pfft....forgot to add my img for the challenge.

EDIT 2: Guys, seriously...I posted this for the fun of seeing what kinds of people were here. I added the unaltered thing because let's face it, when we're at our computers being lazy fucks in the middle of the night, we tend to expose what we really look like. I prefer attaching faces over s/ns and I'm sorry that some of you think that this is solely to be an attention whore thread...but that was never my intention.
I love how I was in almost the exact same position as you in your photo when I looked at it. Gotta love the laptop in bed (that sounds weird actually). I've never actually posted any pictures before on this site before so this is a new thing. Unfortunately I look especially disheveled as I didn't actually sleep at all last night and I still haven't showered or got up today... that's what happens when I finish exams. Anyway, goodbye anonymity.
edit: and now I've just looked at it and realised what a shite photo that is... ah well, that's kind f what you were after... just wish I didn't look mildly cross-eyed.
 

Rafael Dera

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Seriin said:
Here I am:
I look pretty much like this guy, especially the expression: that's me all the way.

Awarding myself +1 for defeating the purpose, saving work, and destroying individuality in one sentence.
 

rmb1983

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MaxPowers666 said:
paynexkiller said:
Fat guy's grow great beards. I am jealous.

Also, Escapist has a surprisingly large amount of beautiful women among it's roster. O.O
I know those fat bastards and their ability to grow a better beard then me. Oh well atleast I can still grow a kick ass goatee.

I would post a picture but I dont actually have a camera anymore, it kind of got a little broken a few years back in a car accident.
I'm relatively lean, and my beard is glorious.
Also, it's red. That just adds to the glory, though.
 

Riff Moonraker

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Mallefunction said:
Take a picture of yourself EXACTLY as you look right at this moment.

So this means....no make-up (touching up at least, it's fine if you already have some on), no photoshop, no brushing out your hair, changing clothes or even moving from where you are.

Be brave, my fellow escapists and have fun. We're all going to look disheveled so there's no shame!

EDIT: Pfft....forgot to add my img for the challenge.

EDIT 2: Guys, seriously...I posted this for the fun of seeing what kinds of people were here. I added the unaltered thing because let's face it, when we're at our computers being lazy fucks in the middle of the night, we tend to expose what we really look like. I prefer attaching faces over s/ns and I'm sorry that some of you think that this is solely to be an attention whore thread...but that was never my intention.
Ok, I am going to try and post this. Hopefully it will work.

(http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1496408424094.70641.1650626962)[img]


Ok, thats not working. Can anyone possibly give me a hand, lol?
 

rmb1983

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Riff Moonraker said:
[img=http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1496408424094.70641.1650626962].[/img]
Fixed. Code clean-up. Crisis averted. :)
EDIT: You're trying to link this from the pop-up picture browser, or through your "Change Profile Picture" area in your settings, aren't you?
EDIT 2: Probably won't work for you, being as your profile limits access to friends for your pictures. Best bet would be to upload it to an image hosting site.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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Jan 7, 2009
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Mallefunction said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
I don't have one of me RIGHT THIS SECOND but I look like this, minus the jacket and in front of the computer. Oddly enough, I'm the exact same even down to the T-shirt and jeans.

I'll get a photo while I'm out today. Pinky promise.
Just out of curiosity, where was this taken?
Shanghai, when I visited China last October.
I live in England otherwise and it's not as pretty or green.
 

witheringsanity

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Mallefunction said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
I don't have one of me RIGHT THIS SECOND but I look like this, minus the jacket and in front of the computer. Oddly enough, I'm the exact same even down to the T-shirt and jeans.

I'll get a photo while I'm out today. Pinky promise.
Just out of curiosity, where was this taken?
Shanghai, when I visited China last October.
I live in England otherwise and it's not as pretty or green.
hey it's Capt Obvious! thanks for your work on the community top 100, i really enjoyed that one
 

SkinyJim

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Spectral Dragon said:
Long time lurker, first time poster.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/830/snapshot20110614.jpg/

Forgive me for not knowing how to post it directly - I'm too lazy at the moment!
Don't THINK I've killed anyone yet, at least not directly. Oh, and I'm not wearing my usual ties.
Haha welcome to a slippery slope my friend. I too lurked here for quite some time before I finally decided to make a post. I think the last 30% or so of my posts have been in the last week or so. It starts out slow but eventually you find yourself spending more and more time on this site. Good luck!
 

Jondare

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Damn, who would have known The Escapist had so many lovely ladies!

Who needs dating sites when they have this!
 

Riff Moonraker

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rmb1983 said:
Riff Moonraker said:
[img=http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1496408424094.70641.1650626962].[/img]
Fixed. Code clean-up. Crisis averted. :)
EDIT: You're trying to link this from the pop-up picture browser, or through your "Change Profile Picture" area in your settings, aren't you?
EDIT 2: Probably won't work for you, being as your profile limits access to friends for your pictures. Best bet would be to upload it to an image hosting site.
Yeah, I was. :( Ok, any recommendations for an image hosting site to use?

Nevermind, I think I got it. Getting registered now.

Ok, here goes...

 

Cpt_Oblivious

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witheringsanity said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Mallefunction said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
I don't have one of me RIGHT THIS SECOND but I look like this, minus the jacket and in front of the computer. Oddly enough, I'm the exact same even down to the T-shirt and jeans.

I'll get a photo while I'm out today. Pinky promise.
Just out of curiosity, where was this taken?
Shanghai, when I visited China last October.
I live in England otherwise and it's not as pretty or green.
hey it's Capt Obvious! thanks for your work on the community top 100, i really enjoyed that one
Hey, it's me! It's no problem, should have the results soon :D
 

MartianWarMachine

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Alright, here's a picture of me taken ~5 minutes ago, with my laptop's shitty webcam.

[sub][sub][sub]Unfortunately, I'm not really a Martian ;~;[/sub][/sub][/sub]


Terrible, isn't it? My beard used to be so much more epic than that...