This should so be on the back of the box. In fact, I'm pretty sure Cliffy B would agree.Russ Pitts said:".. grabs you roughly from behind and whispers "wait - you'll see," then leaves you to wonder what comes next, an epiphany or an ass-raping."
Well, giving that he had a special place in his heart for Painkiller, an over the top, no-holds-barred, enemies in your way, killfest, I think he might enjoy this.UFriday said:Well, it sure sounds like fun.
A bit like the Duke Nukem Forever we were hoping for, but are only now getting.
I wonder what Yahtzee will think of this?
"Then I stabbed him in the junk with a pitchfork, and leashed him off the bridge and got 1000 points for 'bourgeoisie uprising'"DeadlyYellow said:Though the trailers I've seen made me happy. Not in the sense they were by any means enjoyable, but in the way that I finally got that true condescending feel of an adult watching a "kid's" video game.
Tsk tsk. The previev should've begun with a trigger warning. Also, I presume the latter option would be delivered by Dickwolves?Russ Pitts said:".. grabs you roughly from behind and whispers "wait - you'll see," then leaves you to wonder what comes next, an epiphany or an ass-raping."
Like launching him into the air and shooting him with a flare to turn him into a big, pretty firework. Or launching him into the air inside a building so all his buddies nearby become the new wallpaper. Or shooting people with a four-barreled shotgun while drunk. Seriously, this game looks like it's finally going to put some FUN back into the genre.ColdBlooded said:The demo was a lot of fun, but only because I kept think of new ways to torture my enemies. This preview forgets to mention that you really should string together methods to get the most fun out of it. Whipping a guy, and shooting him or kicking him into spikes gets boring after a while. Instead of just doing that a million times, combine a few smaller features into awesome combos.
Well, you're 75% correct.Russ Pitts said:Loud, dumb, obnoxious, and a hell of a lot of fun.
Or tying up a guy with a flail so he's immobilized and then overcharging your assault rifle, positioning yourself so there is a guy behind him and skeletize them both in one powerful shot. Or thump them into the air, use the screamer's flare to set them on fire then plant a flail on the ground below them as a little surprise for their exhilirating flight. YOU my friend... understand bulletstorm.Aiddon said:Like launching him into the air and shooting him with a flare to turn him into a big, pretty firework. Or launching him into the air inside a building so all his buddies nearby become the new wallpaper. Or shooting people with a four-barreled shotgun while drunk. Seriously, this game looks like it's finally going to put some FUN back into the genre.ColdBlooded said:The demo was a lot of fun, but only because I kept think of new ways to torture my enemies. This preview forgets to mention that you really should string together methods to get the most fun out of it. Whipping a guy, and shooting him or kicking him into spikes gets boring after a while. Instead of just doing that a million times, combine a few smaller features into awesome combos.
Which is why I pre-ordered it from Austria weeks ago. And so should you. ^^Exterminas said:This game is so not gonna make it to germany. ^^