Prison Escapee Continues to Update Facebook

Bat Vader

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Frankydee said:
Wow this guy is either incredibly stupid or just a real dick (or both).
I have to vote for both. Reading this has made me laugh and also lower my faith in humanity once again.
 

The Fork of Truth

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This sounds too good (or bad? I'm not sure) to be true. I mean...what thoughts actually went through the daft bloke's head? I could understand (but not support, of course) trying to escape from prison if he'd tried earlier. And instead of keeping a low profile (no pun intended) he gets a laptop (hopefully, otherwise I'll lose all hope) and spends his time updating his facebook page. "Thick as thieves", as they say.
 

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All the details are not known, including his reason for running. On the surface it seems dumb, but on the other hand there is such a thing as common sense, and even if he didn't know much about Facebook, discussions like the one we're having and how it could lead to him being captured again have doubtlessly reached him by now.

My immediate guess would be that he was somehow offered an oppertunity to escape with a virtual guarantee he wouldn't be recaptured, for whatever reason. Half the point of him posting on facebook might be that hes POed about his incarceration (rightful or not) and knows that the police are never going to be able to get him... like say if he's in a country that doesn't allow extradition currently, or was passed a "get out of jail free" card for some reason (working with other authorities or what not) and he's having a laugh that the police didn't get the memo (which has happened even in the US, people getting released from prison early for whatever reason and then the police freaking, while things have gotten better discussions between differant levels of prisons, and differant departments like police and corrections are not always what they should be).

It will be interesting to see what happens. Any way it goes, my assumption would be that he's not as dumb as many people think, and simply very confident about his position.

I'd also laugh if Facebook DOES give over his information, he was an early release of some sort (making light of the situation and the inabillity to correct it), and then he sues them.
 

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Hope he get's shot by the cops and anyone supporting this loser is shot as well, I hate my race so much sometimes...
 

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Tdc2182 said:
CaptainCrunch said:

[QUOTE=Sheriff John Bunnel]An escaped prisoner is on the run from the police. Miraculously, he finds time to keep his Facebook page updated. A picture, found on the site finally leads police to his hideout. The next photo update on his page is going to be a mug shot - from jail.[/QUOTE][/quote]

Wow. I can actually hear him saying that perfectly.[/quote]

I demand that he say's this when they catch him.
 

King Chronic

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you pinpoint somebody through facebook the same way you track any1 on the internet, with the ip adress duh....

and cyro48r, firstostrike is right, america is full of idiotsa, i mean just look at thier armed forces, we arnt being racist, the yanks just like to proove the facts.
 

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I can understand why you would want to hate him, considering he ran away when he was near the end of sentence, which does seem pretty dumb, but there are times when you must admire the sheer amount of balls necessary to do something. And when you must laugh at the fact that despite regularly updating facebook, he still hasn't been caought.
 

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King Chronic said:
you pinpoint somebody through facebook the same way you track any1 on the internet, with the ip adress duh....

and cyro48r, firstostrike is right, america is full of idiotsa, i mean just look at thier armed forces, we arnt being racist, the yanks just like to proove the facts.
A) Considering America is a nation, not a race, yeah, you aren't being racist. You are making a discriminatory statement though.

B) Grammar and Spelling help make the difference between a thoughtful discussion and a headache.

C) I could make snarky comments about other countries, but quite frankly, I am not going to insult a country full of innocent people cause just one guy ticked me off.
 

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Cryo84R said:
FirstToStrike said:
I was surprised that this didn't come out of America, I'm not anti country, just think that people that come from america are idiots, like that woman who called 911 because McDonalds was out of Chicken McNuggets.
Racist ass.
Whilst I understand the other guy is out of line, he does have a slight ammount of truth to his statement. Most of this stuff usually comes out of America.
 

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Heh.
Haha.
HAHAHAHA.

Stupid people are funny

EDIT: He says he's 'really gonna piss them off' (meaning the cops).
I want to see what he does
EDIT2: After some skulking around, I noticed he plays Mafia Wars.
Big surprise
lol, this is a good post, don't know why I am quoting it...it's just a good post.

Seriously though, he escapes from prison and immediately ties himself online to a phone with a built in E911 gps chip?

I hope they find him, and send different pieces of him to different prisons