Prove your existence.

[DarthFennec]

Well I obviously exist, what else would be considering this question? Maybe I don't exist in any way I can observe or understand, but if I didn't exist I couldn't be coming up with this response now could I?
Read Descartes' Meditations, they're really cool ^^

 

[BlackStar42]

Adversus Solem Ne Loquitor.

Do not argue against the sun ie don't argue against an obvious fact.

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

Why?

stupid and pointless questions are stupid and pointless

stop reading descartes' wikipedia page

 

[Iron Lightning]

Cogito ergo sum, bitches.

The burden of proof is on you, not me.

 

[Whateveralot]

If you dream, there is no limits to what you can do. If this is your imagination, do something we cannot do according to the rules of this dream. Break free of the bounds of this "earth" and do the impossible. That, you can only do when it's your imagination.

Unless you're living someone else's.

*hmm*

 

[gellert1984]

No. Why should I correct your perception when it has no effect on me?

 

[Lunar Templar]

I think and therefore I am.

You on the other hand are a bot.

That proves to yourself you exist, not anyone else.

way i see it, so long as you prove to your self you exist, that's all that really matters.

 

[dexxyoto]

Oh hell I can't resist

*sings* I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering over a honey tree. I'm just a little black rain cloud, pay no attention to me.

 

[dex-dex]

If I don't think I exist then my boss at my job would think otherwise.

 

[deserteagleeye]

Eh, whatever the answer, I can just will myself into existence whenever I damn well please.

 

[jessegeek]

I have decided you are all fragments of my imagination. Prove to me that you aren't. Prove to me you exist. I am easily persuaded .

I'm not here to prove or disprove, but if I'm a figment of you're imagination, can I have bat wings? If I don't have bat wings by tomorrow then I guess we know who's real and who's not, *sigh*...

 

[BulletMagTrig]

If you exist on your end of the internet, then what is to stop me from existing on my end of the internet? Existential questions are wonderful mind games, but ultimately nonsensical.

I just spent 20 minutes writing ways to prove my existence and erased them all when it started getting creepy or too hypothetical. Your welcome.

 

[DuskServent]

Hey! I can use fancy words like you guys!
Carpe Diem! There!

Anyways, how would I need to prove I exist? I tried thinking about the meaning of existing and all that...I got a headache after that...

Now if ya don't mind, I need my cereal...

 

[Patrick Buck]

I comment, therefore I am.
Yeah. Take that. Foo.

 

[Spectral Dragon]

I'm not sure what I exist as, but at the very least, I'm part of your reality. Or whoever's fantasizing this weird stuff. Even if I disappear when you stop thinking about me, I still exist. As an idea.

 

[killer12480]

I am a heartless, self-centered, evil *****, therefore I am. You are my pawns. Dance pawns, DANCE!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[Herr Uhl]

I just spent 20 minutes writing ways to prove my existence and erased them all when it started getting creepy or too hypothetical. Your welcome.

You were going to post a picture of your penis and then suggest that he could suck said penis if he disagreed, weren't you?