PS3 Slim "Does Everything," Says Ads

Jumplion

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Haha, my favorite is the first one, nice to see Sony making fun of themselves.

Come ooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!
 

Sh0ckFyre

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Where's the PS2 compatibility? Or the cooling fans? And can it be used as a martial sex aid?

No? Then, false advertising I say! Fuck you, Kaz Hirai!
 

RanD00M

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Onmi said:
I still (for serious commercials) love the Double Life adds


Wonderful add for the PS2
I felt that to be rather artistic.Not that there's wrong with that.
 

AvsJoe

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BobisOnlyBob said:
My personal favourite amongst the many disturbing old PlayStation adverts. Part of the PS2's "The Third Place" campaign. I can still quote it verbatim.


"LOOK AT ME! I AM TEETH, I AM FUR, I AM DRIBBLE!"

"I AM WOLFMAN! I HATE BEING BORED AND I CAN PUNCH SUNS!"

Wonderful stuff.
Now THAT is an advertisement. I don't care if it's selling a PS2 or hair dye, if it uses an ad like that I f-king want one!
 

Wakefield

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It doesn't need to do everything. It just needs to play ps2 games darnit! Then i'd be the first one on the train to buy it, but it doesnt so I'm not.
 

JRCB

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Does it dance? Does it sing? Can it do everything? Does it like to groove? Does it like to move? Does it love the loving things?

Oh, and it can't play PS2 games? Still not interested.
 

JaredXE

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Really....EVERYTHING?

Can it play new Blu-Ray movies without having to be hooked to the net?

Can it play PS1 AND PS2 games?

Can it not use up the HD by installing every one of it's damned games?

Can it be easier to code for?

Can it be shipped with a bundled copy of Valkyria Chronicles?
 

T-Bone24

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First video don't work, yo.

EDIT: Woah, seemed to have stumbled back in time a month and a half. Whoops.
 

ckam

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Man, I remember the human mountain campaign for Playstation 2. It was epic.
 

Avisell

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they can do everything, except go online, protect peoples names, address and bank accounts