PS4 Users Beat Xbone in Porn Usage

[Erttheking]

....Con...grad....ulations? Yeah...I really have no idea how to react to that one. I can't see the PS4 advertising itself as "Best platform for watching porn on". Frankly this is one area where the PC wins, no questions asked.

 

[TiberiusEsuriens]

I would assume it's because XBone puts all it's media behind the Live paywall, where as ANY PS4 user can access the porn app. One of my big reasons for getting a PS4 was not having to pay twice to watch Netflix and I'm sure that same logic resonates with porn users.

 

[martyrdrebel27]

According to my most recent 7 minute study, more people use windows phones for porn than any other OS.

 

[FPLOON]

Really, XOne users? THT 24 and 25?? They're not even as good as 6... let alone 11... (Even though I prefer 9 and, to a lesser extent, 16...)

Less joking aside, there's a part of me that would not mind the XOne "watching" me during certain porn sessions... as long as don't hear any heavy breathing coming from it... (That's my "joj"...)

 

[Something Amyss]

But what about PC Users? Where do we rank in porn usage?!

Not only is PC #1, it's like 1000 times more porny than the competition combined.

 

[Slaanesh]

Damnit man, I just spat water all over my computer screen.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I'm looking at the list of titles and am very disappointed in the lack of quality there. Someone needs to get around to making some high quality, well written porn with a plot. Give us some emotional investment in the characters who are now fornicating for our viewing pleasure.

 

[KaZuYa]

can't...can't they just use a computer anyways? That's why 89.9% of people use their computer and interwebs for, and don't you all deny it.

Because PC porn watching is expensive! You'll have to build a 2000$ rig with SLI'd 780 TIs in order to get the same porn-watching experience as a console. Not to mention controllers are clearly more precise at choosing your porno of choice as opposed to a mouse+keyboard. And console porn is guaranteed to just work, as opposed to PC porn where you may run into driver compatibility issues when running your favorite sexytime programs.

There are plenty of good reasons to be a Console Porn Peasant as opposed to a member of the PC Masturbating Race.

True, once you've seen porn in 4K it's quite off putting because no makeup in world can defy that resolution, also seeing a close up of a mans hairy sweaty ass crack during a dodgy under the leg shot in 4K can never be unseen.

 

[Nouw]

What I want to know are the statistics on how the stream function is being used on the PS4 .

I'm looking at the list of titles and am very disappointed in the lack of quality there. Someone needs to get around to making some high quality, well written porn with a plot. Give us some emotional investment in the characters who are now fornicating for our viewing pleasure.

Have you considered Eroge?

 

[KaZuYa]

Strangely enough there's a Star Wars Parody called Porn Wars.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm looking at the list of titles and am very disappointed in the lack of quality there. Someone needs to get around to making some high quality, well written porn with a plot. Give us some emotional investment in the characters who are now fornicating for our viewing pleasure.

I know you're joking about this here...but the sad thing is I'm pretty sure that exists, especially in the Japanese market. XD

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There were some states a while ago that mention it. When it comes to streaming PS4 games on Twitch, it's safe to say that most of those are using the PS4's built in streaming device seeing as the PS4 is HDCP encrypted so you can't use an HD Capture card unless you were to use an HDCP stripper.

 

[StriderShinryu]

can't...can't they just use a computer anyways? That's why 89.9% of people use their computer and interwebs for, and don't you all deny it.

Because PC porn watching is expensive! You'll have to build a 2000$ rig with SLI'd 780 TIs in order to get the same porn-watching experience as a console. Not to mention controllers are clearly more precise at choosing your porno of choice as opposed to a mouse+keyboard. And console porn is guaranteed to just work, as opposed to PC porn where you may run into driver compatibility issues when running your favorite sexytime programs.

There are plenty of good reasons to be a Console Porn Peasant as opposed to a member of the PC Masturbating Race.

True, once you've seen porn in 4K it's quite off putting because no makeup in world can defy that resolution, also seeing a close up of a mans hairy sweaty ass crack during a dodgy under the leg shot in 4K can never be unseen.

You say this as if there is a non dodgy variant of the under the leg shot that would make it all better.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

What I want to know are the statistics on how the stream function is being used on the PS4 .

I'm looking at the list of titles and am very disappointed in the lack of quality there. Someone needs to get around to making some high quality, well written porn with a plot. Give us some emotional investment in the characters who are now fornicating for our viewing pleasure.

Have you considered Eroge?

Oh yes, although I only have one on my PC at the moment since I have no idea where I would download those.

I'm looking at the list of titles and am very disappointed in the lack of quality there. Someone needs to get around to making some high quality, well written porn with a plot. Give us some emotional investment in the characters who are now fornicating for our viewing pleasure.

I know you're joking about this here...but the sad thing is I'm pretty sure that exists, especially in the Japanese market. XD

I was half joking. I am keenly aware of the quality of Hentai, but I'm disappointed more in the lack of production quality in live-action porn.

 

[Roxas1359]

I was half joking. I am keenly aware of the quality of Hentai, but I'm disappointed more in the lack of production quality in live-action porn.

Well HBO seems to get by in creating narratives in their stories quite fine. And most of the stuff on HBO turns into softcore porn most of the time. XD

 

[misg]

The only thing that comes to my mind. Really? isn't there better things to do with these new powerful consoles?

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I was half joking. I am keenly aware of the quality of Hentai, but I'm disappointed more in the lack of production quality in live-action porn.

Well HBO seems to get by in creating narratives in their stories quite fine. And most of the stuff on HBO turns into softcore porn most of the time. XD

*smack* WE DON'T DO SOFTCORE HERE! IT'S HARDCORE OR NOTHING!

On an unrelated note, did you know Google Chrome does not recognize the word "softcore?"

 

[Kargathia]

Just venturing a guess, but does by any chance the PS4 feature a slightly stronger rumble engine?

I'm looking at the list of titles and am very disappointed in the lack of quality there. Someone needs to get around to making some high quality, well written porn with a plot. Give us some emotional investment in the characters who are now fornicating for our viewing pleasure.

Uhm, I'm not entirely sure whether I'd be free to post this here, but I could send you a few links.

Also, have you seen Spartacus? I'm not sure that's softcore anymore.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Just venturing a guess, but does by any chance the PS4 feature a slightly stronger rumble engine?

I'm looking at the list of titles and am very disappointed in the lack of quality there. Someone needs to get around to making some high quality, well written porn with a plot. Give us some emotional investment in the characters who are now fornicating for our viewing pleasure.

Uhm, I'm not entirely sure whether I'd be free to post this here, but I could send you a few links.

No, you would not be free to post them under the CoC (I learned that by linking a Wikipedia page on a hentai genre). Yes, you can send me the links.

 

[Roxas1359]

*smack* WE DON'T DO SOFTCORE HERE! IT'S HARDCORE OR NOTHING!

On an unrelated note, did you know Google Chrome does not recognize the word "softcore?"

Google doesn't seem to recognize many words from what I've noticed. Heck it says my last name doesn't exist. XD
Anyway, I'm sorry sir, don't hurt me anymore. XD