PS4 Users Beat Xbone in Porn Usage

[The Wykydtron]

So the real question is where is the hentai reading app? Really, that's pretty vital. They're missing a key niche in the market, i'm rather disappointed.

Huh, so people really are using consoles for that kind of stuff. Ok... Like, you're paying for it and everything. Why? You can do that shit on your PC or hell even your phone nowadays for free. Not that i'm into that kind of thing or anything... I'm a perfectly innocent young man of course.

Those tiny censor bars totally protect my innocence right? I think that's how it works.

 

[Cabamacadaf]

So they have porn, but they still won't allow adult rated games?

 

[darksakul]

The funny thing is, Porn is the reason why VHS and Blu-ray won over Beta and HD-DVD respectively.

Also this:
http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2013/05/imgur-d4xoop6.png

That is my opinion entirely. No one (sane) wants to beat off with an audience. Doing it with your signiticant other is doing the same on a web cam or doing in to a web cam for money are exceptions to the rule. And with the NSA being outed for spying on all of America, no one wants Big bother to watch.

Speak for yourself, it'd be hilarious giving some poor desk-jockey agent at the CIA a live show.

Unless that CIA desk jockey himself is saying "Bueno" watching it to videos of you wacking it as he eats Cheetos and drinking diet mountain dew.

 

[jackpipsam]

Well there's not much else for them to use the PS4 with right now.

 

[Leonardo Huizar]

There was a video posted by the escapist NewsNow with Andrea Rene, and it was about the destructoid article that put out a list from PornHub's console views and it turns out PS3&4 owners liked MILF porn, Wii U owners watched Hentai, and Xbox360 & regular traffic [PC & mobile one assumes] owners watched Teen

 

[enemabagjones]

But what about PC Users? Where do we rank in porn usage?!

Let's be perfectly honest: #1.

I think pc users grab the top 3 spots.

To be honest, I don't really get it. "man, I'm sick of watching porn on my rinky dink 19 inch monitor! I want to watch it on a big ass flat screen and a stand alone porn delivery device!". When did consoles become a sex toy?

I didn't have a clue you could actually watch porn ... although with my skid mark of a country ushering in the internet security gates, in case we get out and hurt ourselves, porn might not be available on UK consoles.

Across the waters in Ireland we are all waiting to see which one of our brainless politicians will be the first to suggest copying Cameron on that one.

Under the guise of "somebody think of the children" or some such bullshit. A better idea is to create another TLD specifically for pornography. Like '.xxx' or something. So you can't find porn unless you are specifically looking for it. I dunno, maybe that's a dumb idea too. Now that I think about it, x-rated stuff could probably still be stumbled across.

My sympathy to you, apparent-police-state-dweller.

 

[Jake|Ranger]

Anyway, you know, I would've thought the Xbox One's ability to go "Xbox Bing [insert your favourite real/hilarious porn title here]" would've given it an edge in this regard. And voyeurs would love being watched by the Kinect camera.

So, I just googled Top Heavy Tarts 25 in Google Images, just out of curiosity. And thanks to you, that gif of Jim Sterling is on the front page of the results. Good work hahahaha!

 

[Callate]

First thought:

Three times as much?! Where do they find the time?!

Second thought:

There are some things you just don't do with a machine that's designed to be the center of your living room...

 

[PoolCleaningRobot]

A title to be truly proud of

I'm looking at the list of titles and am very disappointed in the lack of quality there. Someone needs to get around to making some high quality, well written porn with a plot. Give us some emotional investment in the characters who are now fornicating for our viewing pleasure.

Fun fact: I had to do a philosophy (yes, philosophy) project on porn statistics once. It turns out women mostly prefer porn with a narrative and decent characters and plot. As such, women prefer erotic literature as opposed to videos. But of course, porn makers took note of this untapped market recently, so now people are making porn movies with actual narratives. No I cannot name any titles

 

[Grabehn]

But what about PC Users? Where do we rank in porn usage?!

That awkward moment when you actually know the some of the movies being mentioned... PC MASTER RACE... I guess...

 

[Boris Goodenough]

Where do they find the time?!

6 min a day isn't THAT much, surely?

 

[Icehearted]

See, this just tells me there's a market for sex and video games. Something more than the usual visual novel fare or those wacky games they concoct in the glorious lands of Japan. That horrifying Tenga machine and Oculus are but small steps, in a brave new direction for gamers and fine porn connoisseurs everywhere. Want to cut down on used consoles? Make them sexable. Then nobody will buy used... I hope.

 

[Draconalis]

Why would anyone watch porn on a console?

Not everyone has a computer in their room for discrete beat time, but a console is just for games... right?

Hell, I've personally taken my Kindle fire into another room when I can't get privacy.

but perhaps it has something to do with Microsoft's Kinect camera watching... always watching... that makes it less ideal as a porn machine.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That is all.

 

[Sarge034]

It's not like Xboners are watching less porn, there are just less Xbones out there... Also, "PornStation 4"... It's a thing now, it has to be. Make it so number one.

 

[Strazdas]

Anyway, you know, I would've thought the Xbox One's ability to go "Xbox Bing [insert your favourite real/hilarious porn title here]" would've given it an edge in this regard. And voyeurs would love being watched by the Kinect camera.

Thing is, everyone here reading this thread have watched JimPorn on their PC, so PC still wins.
Also with Xbones having such name they dont need any extra porn. the console is better used as a sex toy than game machine anyway.

 

[Arawn]

Wow. I too am a loss for words. It's like that guy that wins the farting contest, sure you cheer him on, but you don't want to stand near him. That aside someone did bring up a good point;

So they have porn, but they still won't allow adult rated games?

Don't want adult material in games, but watching adult material is okay. Yeah, a very odd logic that. Still don't want a porno game, but knowing the devs don't have to worry about crossing certain lines might open up some interesting new IP.

 

[Stabinbac]

The funny thing is, Porn is the reason why VHS and Blu-ray won over Beta and HD-DVD respectively.

You're actually backwards on the BR and HD-DVD. If it had followed that pattern the HD-DVD player next to me would have been a much better investment.

 

[Teoes]

I feel this thread is too high-brow and that I should do something to sully the tone.. by asking where the Wii-U might rank in porn usage?

 

[The Enquirer]

Anyway, you know, I would've thought the Xbox One's ability to go "Xbox Bing [insert your favourite real/hilarious porn title here]" would've given it an edge in this regard. And voyeurs would love being watched by the Kinect camera.

I was already laughing out loud at this whole scenario but seeing this has officially made me lose any sense of self control I had. Congratulations sir. You have earned my respect. Or laughter. Or both. I can't really be sure right now due to lightheadedness from all the laughter.

OT: Well this is the first I've heard about this streaming service. But why pay extra when the console has an internet browser? That'd be like getting a Netflix subscription but the only things you watch you already own on DvD.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Wow. I too am a loss for words. It's like that guy that wins the farting contest, sure you cheer him on, but you don't want to stand near him. That aside someone did bring up a good point;

So they have porn, but they still won't allow adult rated games?

Don't want adult material in games, but watching adult material is okay. Yeah, a very odd logic that. Still don't want a porno game, but knowing the devs don't have to worry about crossing certain lines might open up some interesting new IP.

The gaming industry is already beating back criticism about oversexualization in games (remember the Mass Effect clip on Fox News?), not to mention its continued problems with sexism in video games and (more problematically) video game culture. Chucking actual pornographic console video games on that pile is not something Sony, Nintendo, or Microsoft is exactly willing to authorize. For now, they're sticking to the R-rated movie limits.

Plus, I think we still need to work on getting the textures and models right before we start going in that direction. I mean, it's still hard to get two models to kiss well, much less stick a ****** in a ******. And can you imagine what glitch would look like? "Damn these clipping issues!"