Put downs to Mythical characters

[Russian_Assassin]

To a werewolf entering a super market: "No dogs allowed buddy!"

Yes, I suck, but when I wake up tomorrow, I will be more creative, but you will still be ugly!

 

[Oneirius]

Dragon: Do you have a light?

 

[Vrex360]

To a Vampire:
"So I got that garlick bread you asked for."

I know it's lame... hey anyone got something you can say to a lizard man?

EDIT: okay I got it,

to a lizard man:
Don't you look at me like that you slimy reptile.

 

[IceStar100]

To a drow. *Just kill a spider.*

God I'm such a nerd. Back to D&D for me.

 

[XJ-0461]

To a Vampire: "Stephanie Meyer really did great things for you guys, huh?"

 

[ace_of_something]

To a Unicorn: "So you can still see yourself when you look in a mirror? That's gotta be depressing at your age."
Edit: some legends say only virgins can see unicorns.

To a Centaur:
Your classroom is on the third floor, right?

please explain i don't get it.

Centaurs are horse-men. As such, they'd have a hell of a time getting up all those stairs.

actually, they wouldn't be able to get down them, dont horses/cows dont have the bending ability to walk down stairs because their legs dont bend that way

Having spent a vast chunk of my childhood on a ranch I can assure you that they have a hard time going either way as their forelegs and hindlegs bend in opposite directions. This is true with pretty much anything with four legs and hooves.

 

[lleihsad]

To a (modern rendition of a) vampire:
"You guys are basically gothic fairies. You know that, right?"

To an elf:
"Man, you're like communists without the industry. Or the relevance, incidentally."

To a dwarf:
"I hear the circus is in town. I bet you'd love the elephants."

 

[AboveUp]

Dwarf:
"I'd love to take you to the amusement park and all, but you'd have to be a certain height for most of the rides."

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

To a troll:

MY OPINION IS PURE WIN! YOU ARE TEH SUX! EPIC FAIL! ROFLCOPTERZ!

 

[Fightgarr]

Dunno if this one has been done before...
To a zombie:
"Hey you wanna go play video games?"
...yeah...

 

[dfcrackhead]

To a Vampire at an Italian Restaurant: Would you like garlic bread with your spaghetti?

 

[dalek sec]

To Cthulhu:

"You wanna do something? Oh wait... you're still sleeping."