Put together the ultimate debate.

[Ixus Illwrath]

I've recently become fascinated with watching debates on YouTube. In particular one with Cristopher Hitchens VS Al Sharpton. That made me want to see him take it to the ring with people whom I despise to intoxication.

So I thought long and hard about the person who's rhetoric disgusts me more than anyone in the world and came to one conclusion:

Ann Coulter VS Christopher Hitchens

So, who is the person you would choose to champion your ideals, and who is the villain you would love to see get beaten to an intellectual pulp?

 

[meatloaf231]

Al Gore vs Science

I side with science.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I would love to see Christopher Walken arguing with Sean Connery, I wouldn't even care what they were arguing about, just the two of them talking to each other would be enough...

Edit: And since Meatloaf is here I'll add an obligitory peice:
Two crabs debating about global warming.

 

[lukemdizzle]

jesus vs. darwin

*calf* go darwin *calf calf*

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Anyone at all:

Bruce Lee Vs. Jesus.

Live:

Purple Rain and Khell_Sennet Vs. The KKK.

Ultimate showdown of Ultimate destiny type battle would ensue.

 

[meatloaf231]

I would love to see Christopher Walken arguing with Sean Connery, I wouldn't even care what they were arguing about, just the two of them talking to each other would be enough...

Edit: And since Meatloaf is here I'll add an obligitory peice:
Two crabs debating about global warming.

GODD*MN CRABS MAN

 

[Ixus Illwrath]

Anyone at all:

Bruce Lee Vs. Jesus.

I for one support this just so I could see a guy who speaks Mandarin Chinese argue with a guy who speaks Aramaic

 

[Fire Daemon]

Anyone at all:

Bruce Lee Vs. Jesus.

Live:

Purple Rain and Khell_Sennet Vs. The KKK.

Ultimate showdown of Ultimate destiny type battle would ensue.

That would be sweet.

I personally would like to see Gigantor VS Common Sense.

Better yet, MGG VS Logic.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I personally would like to see Gigantor VS Common Sense.

I can imagine the world burning around them as that happens.

I think you just won.

 

[milomalo]

batman and the punisher...(hard to pick a side)
captain kirk vs. captain crunch
obama vs erick cartman

who will win?

 

[Ixus Illwrath]

/sigh

I hope I get at least one serious response on this

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I would love to see Christopher Walken arguing with Sean Connery, I wouldn't even care what they were arguing about, just the two of them talking to each other would be enough...

Edit: And since Meatloaf is here I'll add an obligitory peice:
Two crabs debating about global warming.

GODD*MN CRABS MAN

This is what it would look like

[http://imageshack.us]

Ixus Illwrath, apologies for the lack of seriousness, but I just love crabs.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Bungie and Valve... in a debate... Interesting...

 

[Fire Daemon]

Every member on The Escapist against the rest of the Internet.

Who will win?

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Every member on The Escapist against the rest of the Internet.

Who will win?

Our grammer will confuse them into submission. Bring forth Gigantor, Purple Rain and Khell_Sennet. Mind warfare at it's best!

Edit: Just thought of a better term. Verbal Bitchslap. Only problem is i think verbal means spoken so damn!!

Double edit: Forgot about the mods. Think of the BanHammer mayhem.

 

[puffbro1]

Every member on The Escapist against the rest of the Internet.

Who will win?

Our grammer will confuse them into submission. Bring forth Gigantor, Purple Rain and Khell_Sennet. Mind warfare at it's best!

Edit: Just thought of a better term. Verbal Bitchslap. Only problem is i think verbal means spoken so damn!!

It doesn't matter, the term would still confuse them. It only has to sound smart.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Hold on! How about:
-All of us
-Seab Connery and Cristopher Walken
-Bungie and Valve
-batman and the punisher
-Eric Cartman and Barack Obama
-Captain Kirk and Captain Crunch
-Jet li, Jesus and Darwin

Versus everyone else on the internet.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Hold on! How about:
-All of us
-Seab Connery and Cristopher Walken
-Bungie and Valve
-batman and the punisher
-Eric Cartman and Barack Obama
-Captain Kirk and Captain Crunch
-Jet li, Jesus and Darwin

Versus everyone else on the internet.

If you add Colonel Sanders (KFC) we could take on the whole world.

 

[puffbro1]

Gordon Freeman vs anyone, because I want to see a mute in a debate. A mute who can kill aliens with a crowbar. Tell me that wouldn't be awesome.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Bruce Lee vs. Tony Jaa (fight)
Anderson Silva vs. The members of Rush (slaughter)
Jesus vs. Mohammed in a one on one cage fight. (fight that would end up being a debate instead).
Buddha vs. The Republican Party (a lesson)
Fedor Emalienenko vs. A large group of Pedophiles. (slaughter)