Put together the ultimate debate.

[The Iron Ninja]

Hold on! How about:
-All of us
-Seab Connery and Cristopher Walken
-Bungie and Valve
-batman and the punisher
-Eric Cartman and Barack Obama
-Captain Kirk and Captain Crunch
-Jet li, Jesus and Darwin

Versus everyone else on the internet.

If you add Colonel Sanders (KFC) we could take on the whole world.

Yes...
So I add.

-Colonel Sanders
-Captain Ahab
-Gordon Freeman

Now we can take on the universe!

Ixus Illwrath, I'm really sorry, but it's so much more fun this way.

Edit: For some reason I forgot to add my debating crabs to both of my lists, so I add four of them just to make up for the shame such forgetfulness has brought to me.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

OK, here's a serious one--

Keith Olberman vs. Bill O'Reilly
Al Franken vs. Ann Coulter
Jon Stewart vs. Rush Limbaugh

and if I can ressurect someone from the dead

Oscar Wilde vs. Harold Bloom

 

[Ares Tyr]

OK, here's a serious one--

Keith Olberman vs. Bill O'Reilly
Al Franken vs. Ann Coulter
Jon Stewart vs. Rush Limbaugh

and if I can ressurect someone from the dead

Oscar Wilde vs. Harold Bloom

Those are all very AWESOME ideas.

Mostly because I want to see Jon Stewart make Rush Limbaugh look very, very stupid and also see how long Olbermann vs. O'Reilly can go on before becoming a full on fist fight.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Those are all very AWESOME ideas.

Mostly because I want to see Jon Stewart make Rush Limbaugh look very, very stupid and also see how long Olbermann vs. O'Reilly can go on before becoming a full on fist fight.

I'm guessing that Olbermann/O'Reilly would last about 5 minutes tops before it went totally Jerry Springer.

 

[Killcushley]

Bruce Lee VS Chuck Norris
Not so much a debate as a fight,
Like an immovable object getting hit by an unstoppable force, who would win?

 

[Ares Tyr]

Bruce Lee VS Chuck Norris
Not so much a debate as a fight,
Like an immovable object getting hit by an unstoppable force, who would win?

Way of the Dragon. It happened already. Turns out the source of Chuck Norris' power is not his beard, as is popularly believed, but his chest hair, which Bruce went on to rip out and then kill him.

 

[sneakypenguin]

Palin vs Obama
sean hannity vs al frankin
Al Gore vs reality

 

[TheBadass]

OK, here's a serious one--

Keith Olberman vs. Bill O'Reilly
Al Franken vs. Ann Coulter
Jon Stewart vs. Rush Limbaugh

and if I can ressurect someone from the dead

Oscar Wilde vs. Harold Bloom

Nice.

Richard Dawkins vs the Pope. I wouldn't even be cheering on either side, I just think it'd be funny.

 

[Ixus Illwrath]

sean hannity vs al frankin

I have no doubt a youtube clip of that exists somewhere

I'd rather it was Bill O'Reilly and it wasn't on his show, it was on a debate forum. That man would get his shit tore up in a medium where he wasn't allowed to cut people off when they try to make a point.

 

[mooncalf]

Karl Marx Vs Ayn Rand

 

[Xhumed]

OK, here's a serious one--

Keith Olberman vs. Bill O'Reilly
Al Franken vs. Ann Coulter
Jon Stewart vs. Rush Limbaugh

and if I can ressurect someone from the dead

Oscar Wilde vs. Harold Bloom

Zombie Oscar Wilde for the win?

 

[Death Magnetic]

Chuck Norris versus Chuck Norris. Who ever wins, we lose.

 

[Jobz]

Master Chief and Gordon Freeman having a friendly debate about whether crowbars or energy swords are more effective over tea and biscuits. How Chief would drink or Gordon would speak? We'll never know.

On a more serious note, I'd like to see an argument between any die hard anti-abortion or "Pro-life" conservative and a stripper he knocked up after a crazy weekend at the convention. Then we'll see what his views on abortion are.

 

[Xhumed]

Dr Spooner Vs George W. Bush, to see which one mangles their words the most...

 

[TommyGun465]

Angus Young VS Slash
Slash siding les pauls
Angus siding SG´s
only then to be broken up by eric clapton, who wins, siding the stratocaster. that i would pay to watch.

 

[Asymptote Angel]

Karl Marx Vs Ayn Rand

I would pay to see that.

While we're on the subject of music battles, Yngwie Malmsteen vs. Steve Vai vs. Michael Angelo Batio. I think awesomeness combined with sheer force of will would cause them all to slowly levitate off the stage and ascend to Valhalla. We'd never see them again, but we could rest assured they were all kicking ass somewhere deep in eternity.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Zombie Oscar Wilde for the win?

Who do you think Gigantor is?

George W. Bush v. Paris Hilton.

 

[wewontdie11]

Jade Goody having a debate with Stephen Hawking.

I wonder who's head would explode first? My bet's on Hawking just out of sheer frustration and embarrassment of having to occupy the same space as her.

 

[RetiarySword]

The idiots who hang around my local shop VS Me with a flame thrower.

 

[Wewt]

Chuck Norris versus Water
=water gets Chuck Norris'd