Put together the ultimate debate.

[Wewt]

The idiots who hang around my local shop VS Me with a flame thrower.

I'd hit that, lets go.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

This is what it would look like

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Ixus Illwrath, apologies for the lack of seriousness, but I just love crabs.

*kicks Iron Ninja hard*

Tycho & Brae vs. Jack Thompson.
Bill Hicks vs. George Dubya.
Travis Bickle vs. Tony Blair.
Gordon Freeman vs. Marcel Marceau.
Dexter Morgan vs. Michael Jackson.
Lynn Truss vs. e.e.cummings.
Rod Serling vs. Tim Burton.
Uwe Boll vs. Mike Tyson.
William S. Burroughs vs. Hunter S. Thompson.
George Best vs. Oliver Reed
Hobbes vs. Garfield
Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs
The X-Men vs. Justice League
Damn....there's too many really good ones.

 

[Wewt]

You versus mirror.
Who is more handsome?

 

[John Galt]

Ayn Rand vs. Karl Marx. It doesn't even have to be a debate, I'd pay damn good money to see those two go at it in a bar fight. Marx may have the proletariats cheering for him, but Ayn seems like the kind of gal who'd cut you with a bottle.

EDIT: Dang, I've been beaten to this one. So lessee...the Pope versus Nietzsche. Again, a bar fight would be the best way for those two to match wits. I am of the opinion that your philosophy is of no value unless you're able to smash a stool over your detractors.

 

[varulfic]

James T. Kirk versus Jean-Luc Picard, debating who is the superior captain.

 

[meatloaf231]

The Pope vs Jesus.

 

[Ixus Illwrath]

OK, here's another one:

Henry Rollins VS Rush Limbaugh

 

[Ares Tyr]

OK, here's another one:

Henry Rollins VS Rush Limbaugh

I'm pretty sure as soon as Rush Limbaugh insulted the intelligence or integrity of Henry Rollins, Rollins would proceed to beat the man lifeless.

 

[Aries_Split]

This is what it would look like

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Ixus Illwrath, apologies for the lack of seriousness, but I just love crabs.

*kicks Iron Ninja hard*

Tycho & Brae vs. Jack Thompson.

John Gabriel HAS met Jack Thompson. Jack just used his expert lawyer powers, which went something like this.

. Some stuff went down after that, and Jack called their local police and tried to have them arrested for slander, which went something like THIS.

Yeah, not the best idea...

 

[Ixus Illwrath]

OK, here's another one:

Henry Rollins VS Rush Limbaugh

I'm pretty sure as soon as Rush Limbaugh insulted the intelligence or integrity of Henry Rollins, Rollins would proceed to beat the man lifeless.

Only in a perfect world, friend, only in a perfect world.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Morgan Freeman debating with anyone about anything.
How could anyone disagree with this face?

Spoiler: click here for picture of Morgan Freeman, especially you Root_of_all_Evil

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okay so I lied.

 

[The_Chief]

jesus vs micheal phelps
chuck norris vs jesus
jose pipin vs a random guy off the street
barney from the flintstones vs barney the dinosaur
bush vs the US
budda vs a table full of food

 

[Birras]

Pirates v. Ninjas

Cake v. Pie

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Every member on The Escapist against the rest of the Internet.

Who will win?

The Escapist will win with superior logic of purple rain and khell sennet.

 

[000Ronald]

The Logician vs. The Logician. A debate to behold. Who would win, the sullen, misanthropic genius that is The Logician, or the cunning, witty mind that is The Logician? Either way, all of you lose.

Apologies for the delusions of grandeur.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

The Logician's delusions of grandeur vs The Logician. (ignoring the fact that they are inseparable)
And what the hell, I'll throw a Raccoon into the mix too.

 

[000Ronald]

Every member on The Escapist against the rest of the Internet.

Who will win?

The Escapist will win with superior logic of purple rain and khell sennet.

Oh, and am I just an afterthought, here?

Apologies for not being Gonzo-Gonzo enough for you *pouts and stomps away*

 

[demonwaffle]

Nuculear halocaust vs the rapture

 

[Danny Ocean]

Duck Norris VS. New York!

He shall never die!!

 

[crepesack]

stephen colbert vs jon stewart

the end all be all debate