Question of the Day, May 10, 2010

[wildpeaks]

The best way ? Develop applications for it.

This way, it destroys the sanity of the developers who turn into evil geniuses (because you have to be a genius to start with to understand the pure evil that is the iPad), who then create a black hole in which to destroy Earth and every single iPad.

And that's awesome.


*on her way to reach the mad genius stage*

 

[fun-with-a-gun]

Other: get it run over by a train...

 

[BlindChance]

I'd take a line from Yoko Ono, and fix it to a wall. Then I'd make a cool app, get it approved, put it on there which, when you touch the iPad, positions a nail above a wooden board.

Then I'd dangle a hammer next to the iPad and wait for the exhibit to open.

 

[Scrythe]

Use it as a shield, sort of like a Apple-themed version of Captain America.

Being a creation of Steve Jobs, he'd have to be the villain.

 

[Icedrake79]

I think giving it to that Will it Blend guy sounds pretty good

 

[darkszero]

With fire. It's always better with fire.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

How about giving the money that you would have spent on an iPad that you is going to waste, how about you give the money to a charity or someone who needs it? But that's not as entertaining, I guess, so how about microwaving it.

 

[Darth Brownie]

Flamethrower of course

That or a hadouken

 

[JakobBloch]

Answer: Other

I would take it apart to see how looked inside and then put it back together again and fail.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Sideways-slap it into your enemy's face (which in my case is usually someone at an Apple store).
You could, of course, blend it, because it will blend.

You should shred it then blend it... more epic.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Wrap it in bacon and throw it to distract a bear. Although I quite like bacon... Do you think a bear would chase an ipad without bacon?

Or, test to see which would win in a fight between an ipad and a netbook, by repeatedly slamming the 2 together, and seeing which one works for the longest. My money's on the ipad for this one!

 

[Mr. Gency]

OT: standard response for anything you want dead/destroyed.

Spoiler

Beat me to it.

 

[Mr. Gency]

I think giving it to that Will it Blend guy sounds pretty good

Like so...

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

Use a lade to shape it into a disc, and play frisbee with it.

I'd pay to see that done.

 

[Ironwampa]

I would try to hack and modify the software until it no longer works.

 

[Silva]

Haha, I have to ask: why exactly the iPad? Did Apple refuse to pay for its advertisements on The Escapist again?

Just kidding guys. Any similarity to reality in my humour is strictly unintentional. The iPad is probably a really cool gadget, but oh well. It is too expensive to not be irreverent. Like pianos.

Dropping it from a high place could be unexpectedly awesome. You could do it like Pain, or that Kitty Cannon Flash game that everyone has played: keep every tiny bit of it bouncing back into the air with explosions whenever it hits below until there is nothing left of what it once was.

 

[Luke5515]

I liked the guys trying to skateboard with it.
That'd be my way except for the fact that I would kill myself with the power tools and I can't skateboard.

 

[CopperBoom]

I chose other because I did not want to destroy it.
I think it is funny because I have it been on this site for a few days and just came on because I wanted to save it in my iPad's favourites and I see the quiz is related.
I love posting on my iPad, I just wish I could watch video on it...

 

[The_Healer]

MICROWAVE IT is the winning poll selection? Wow people have no imagaination.

I'd put mine on a string and throw it at people like a frisbee. Just to demonstrate its wired abilities.

 

[Burningsok]

I would give it to my neighbors dog. That ipad would never be seen again.