Question of the Day, May 10, 2010

[Mumorpuger]

Load it into a skeet shooter and blast the Hell out of it like a clay pigeon, Duck Hunt style.

 

[MikeSpagnolo]

I chose other. So to specify I would boil it like a lobster!

 

[Kaltazraza]

Something very burning, like roast it over a campfire, while having it playing songs which slowly dies out.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Try to bring it on a plane while acting suspicious. Security will "destroy" it for you. Just don't act too suspicious and get a cavity search.

 

[iLikeHippos]

By buying the first one of it's kind, stand in front of the entire line of people that's been waiting to grab one for the past 30 hours, and throw it down into the ground and stomp at it.

That's MY favorite way of destroying popular stuff.

 

[Mannayz]

Strap it to the back of a confused pet rock, then take it to a laundromat. Shove your confused, sedimentary friend, a variety of produce (preferably watermelons), and a bundle of power tools into one of those big dryers, then turn the dryer onto its maximum setting.

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

Best way to destroy it? Don't buy it or other "trendy" electronics.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Shred it on some badass half-pipes. I thought we had this established already. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/100559-iPad-Gets-Modded-Into-a-High-Tech-Skateboard]

 

[Fists]

beat it to death with flash install discs, nice and symbolic

 

[krakbracket]

lend it to my wife.

 

[Le_Lisra]

Under the law of gravity, I sentence you to death you useless piece of trash!

 

[kahlzun]

skate it.

 

[Jim From Accounting]

ok ill cement a copy of windows 7 in to a cement ball then i will use a hook to attach it to the back of a car then as i gain speed ill suddenly stop then the ball will continue threw the air and smash the iMAXIpad.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Clay pigeon substitute.

 

[Reaper69lol]

Pour Acid on it

 

[Snowpact]

The best way to beat up a iPad is with the iBat.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Beat it up with a Microsoft device.

 

[Superior Mind]

Industrial sander. Watch it slowly disintegrate into a million tiny bits.

Alternatively turn it into an exquisite warped piece of objet d'art with a welding torch. Sell it for thousands and make back a tiny portion of the money you spent on the flashy waste of money and space in the first place.

 

[zombie711]

blender

 

[NickIsCool]

get very angry at the skate boarding app/game(this one http://www.kongtechnology.com/2008/09/11/multitouch-skateboard-game-for-iphone-and-ipod-touch/) not working right

then treat it like you would any other skateboard that doesnt obey you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BALl5inV_-Y i would do what they do at about 0:48