I was a werewolf, or at least wore an impressive werewolf mask, while handing out candy to grubby little children.
Most little kids were too scared of me to come to the door.
The rest were dressed as weird things. Dressing as an XBOX is 'in' this year.
At one point I had my dog out with me. He fell asleep next to me and one little five-somethingth absolutely lost it, thinking I killed him. The kid looked at me, screamed out, "IT KILLED THE PUPPY!" then started bawling.