Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[OliverTwist72]

Hurry up Adventurer the town is under attack!

Then just stand there, cause fleeing an attack would just be stupid.

Or how about:

Hey a random person walking around my house rummaging thru my stuff, I'll just keep stirring this soup in the kitchen...

 

[ThePirateMan]

Fuck you.

*Machine gun bursts protaganist in the face, killing him instantly*

What? You didn't said I had to be a nice NPC.

Also, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. <3

 

[Quellist]

I'd witter on about how someones homemade cookies were the best in town until he spoke to me 50 times, then i'd give him the best armor in the game...

 

[Nate Corran]

You buyin'? Great. Now I can show my old man I can run things. I mean, it's not my fault it takes me a while to figure things out. He's the one who dropped me on me head.
- Bards Tale

 

[Seyrroth]

I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime.

Are you sure you pressed orange?

 

[KingofallCosmos]

"!"

C'mon you know this..

 

[kayisking]

"My balls itch"
The Witcher

 

[Lilitu]

"Ph?nglui mglw?nafh Cthulhu R?lyeh wgah?nagl fhtagn." *while running in circles*
[Cthulhu Saves The World]

 

[Fvantom]

"You can struggle all you want now, Ill be loving every minute of it"

-Struggle promoter

 

[Maverick Dorotheo]

"Hello There. Are you new to [Insert Town Name Here]? My friend has been poisoned. Can you bring me 7 snake poison glands to cure him?"

*After finishing quest*

"What? Why are you still here? I have no need for your services anymore. Stop looking at me like that! I told you, your help is no longer required! Stop looking at me! Stop it! All right, fine! Get me 9 dragon toenails! Then dip them in melted cheese! What are you complaining about?! I'm giving you a quest because you keep asking for one! So get what I asked and leave me alone!"

*After hero leaves*

"Sheesh, Heroes these days. Can't just walk up to a guy and talk normally."

*Sees hero opening a chest*

"Not my problem."

 

[N1ceDreamz]

Stop! You have violated the law!

 

[Slenn]

"I've got the best deals anywhere!"

-Goblin Merchant.

 

[infernovolver]

I am error.

(captcha = rdlice (tubingen)

 

[teh_spartan]

go back to sleep -snorlax

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Sorry Mario but our princess is in another castle. (note my avatar)

 

[SmoothOperator]

Get out of here, STALKER!

 

[v3n0mat3]

WEEELCOOOOME!

WHATTA YA BUYIN?

 

[BlueAnubis]

Stop walking for one second, then walk into a group of people who look like me, then move my head and hands like I am talking/laughing to them without saying anything, then continue and hope they stab someone else.

 

[The Stonker]

*stiff body expression and dead eyes*

MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!

Choose options.

A.Haha!
B.Kill him.
Or
C.Save his family.

 

[blaquenoise]

What say you?

I am Error.

Thief STOP right there!

The blue plates are nice, but I like the green ones more.

Go up,up,up the mountain.

Hey!

Remember when the snow turned to rain?

It'sa meee Mario.

Remember your mantra.

I feel asleep.

We welcome you freely, outlander.

Did you borrow those clothes, from a Guar?

Fetcher

After I kill you, I will rape your corpse. Don't worry. I'll be gentle.