Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[GGZeta]

"HORNSWOOP ME BUNGO PONY"

~ Dungeons & Dragons: Warriors of the Eternal Sun

 

[Kaymish]

"initating teleport to seatle spaceport in one miniute"
"initating teleport to seatle spaceport in thirty seconds"
"initating teleport to seatle spaceport"
"initating teleport to seatle spaceport in one miniute"
"initating teleport to seatle spaceport in thirty seconds"
"initating teleport to seatle spaceport"

player:"hello $myname$"
me: "hello $playersname$"
Player:"$vrious obcenaties$"
Me: "i am sorry i don't understand"

various NPC's from a rance of MMO's

 

[Jordan Beeston]

I ran into a mudcrab the other day.

Awful creatures.

 

[Wuggy]

"Dwarven crafts, fine dwarven crafts! Direct from Orzammar!"

Every. Freaking. Time.

 

[SamuelT]

I saw a mudcrab the other day!

Disgusting creatures. I steer clear of them.

Nasty things...but I hear the meat's not too bad.

I'm through talking to you.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

*Is a car*

What? I'm in a racing game!

 

[NickCaligo42]

Uhh.

"There are many guards at the castle."

Heh heh. Quick AND informative! Genius, Nick!

 

[Vhite]

*blocks the corridor*

 

[Outright Villainy]

I'd imagine I'd be just like the Tediz.

 

[nyttyn]

WHAT IS A MAN!?!? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS. BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!
*Protaginist used BIBLE SPAM!*
oh shi-
9999! CRITICAL!
9999! CRITICAL!
9999! CRITICAL!
9999! CRITICAL!
9999! CRITICAL!
Dracula has been defeated!
Protaginist gains 301 xp!
Protaginist gains 500 gold!
Protaginist found 1x Shattered Wine Glass!

 

[WanderingFool]

DIE KUR!!!

Oh, wai...

*gets stabbed in gut*

*dying* I messed that up, can I get another shot at it...

 

[Fluffyz0r]

"Welcome traveler"

 

[dkyros]

Press B to jump, Press B to jump, Press B to jump
-Steven from Unforgotten Realms Episode 2

 

[KaosuHamoni]

[HEADING=1]HEY. LISTEN.[/HEADING]

 

[dkyros]

[HEADING=1]HEY. LISTEN.[/HEADING]

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[Irriduccibilli]

"By Azura by Azura by Azura, it's the grand champion" ... and gets kicked of a cliff
Adoring fan from Oblivion

 

[OliverTwist72]

Hurry up Adventurer the town is under attack!

Then just stand there, cause fleeing an attack would just be stupid.

Or how about:

Hey a random person walking around my house rummaging thru my stuff, I'll just keep stirring this soup in the kitchen...

 

[ThePirateMan]

Fuck you.

*Machine gun bursts protaganist in the face, killing him instantly*

What? You didn't said I had to be a nice NPC.

Also, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. <3

 

[Quellist]

I'd witter on about how someones homemade cookies were the best in town until he spoke to me 50 times, then i'd give him the best armor in the game...

 

[Nate Corran]

You buyin'? Great. Now I can show my old man I can run things. I mean, it's not my fault it takes me a while to figure things out. He's the one who dropped me on me head.
- Bards Tale