Quick! War has broken out!
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i will use my marine as a weapon and a shield. 
he's good for that sort of thing.
EDIT: and he apparently keeps a wooden club under our bed, so we're all good.
he's good for that sort of thing.EDIT: and he apparently keeps a wooden club under our bed, so we're all good.
First off I have I have 2 combat knives 2 swords, but they aren't for fighting, so I would actually grab those. I would grab my hockey equipment since its on the way out my front door, hockey sticks for weapons and the protection gear for defensive purposes.
Dammit! Upstairs in my bedroom is a TON OF SWORDS and you won't let me have them!
Okay, okay... I'm a hitchhiker. Don't panic. Ummm...
*Pulls out his cobra-head cane*
The metal head will be very good for attacks.
Now uhh...lemme see here...defense defense defense...AHA!!
THE CAT! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z86EGt3GuPw]
Okay, kitty's probably more of an offensive weapon, but I can switch! The cane parries and defends and the cat will attack! LONG LIVE THE +2 MISTER JAMESON!!
Okay, okay... I'm a hitchhiker. Don't panic. Ummm...
*Pulls out his cobra-head cane*
The metal head will be very good for attacks.
Now uhh...lemme see here...defense defense defense...AHA!!
THE CAT! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z86EGt3GuPw]
Okay, kitty's probably more of an offensive weapon, but I can switch! The cane parries and defends and the cat will attack! LONG LIVE THE +2 MISTER JAMESON!!
Mexico and Canada have finally teamed up against the U.S. as we all knew they would...
I'll defend myself with wit and prey they don't kill me. I'll likely be killed instead of being taken prisoner though...so I'm wearing my leather trench coat for protection (some being better than none) and as for a weapon...well I've got an exacto-knife...I've also got a butterfly knife and switchblade so I guess those will have to do.
I'll defend myself with wit and prey they don't kill me. I'll likely be killed instead of being taken prisoner though...so I'm wearing my leather trench coat for protection (some being better than none) and as for a weapon...well I've got an exacto-knife...I've also got a butterfly knife and switchblade so I guess those will have to do.
My defense: I have a table leaflet that can be turned into a shield.
My offense: I have a Bo staff I could probably do some damage with.
Brother, you just won the internets!
My offense: I have a Bo staff I could probably do some damage with.
"The Dreaded Ice Giants?"HankMan said:
Brother, you just won the internets!
See you basterds, I prepared for this shit in advance.
Attack:Hockey Stick with a knife attached at the end
Defence: A large wooden battle ready Hylian shield.
Attack:Hockey Stick with a knife attached at the end
Defence: A large wooden battle ready Hylian shield.
I dont know if you're being sarcastic or serious cuase i know alot of people online hate the Pens, Hate Lemieux, Hate Crosby (who i was going to swtchi my avi too rather shortly, him or Orpik if I can find him), but thanks if you're being serious.Slaanax said:
this fold up table
this glass bottle
this balisong
my 2 crutches (from when I screwed up my ankle; they're still in my room)
and the 3 knives
note: all items listed are in arms reach at this very moment
but if someone declared war on the US, I'd shout "HOORAY!" and join the other side ASAP
this glass bottle
this balisong
my 2 crutches (from when I screwed up my ankle; they're still in my room)
and the 3 knives
note: all items listed are in arms reach at this very moment
but if someone declared war on the US, I'd shout "HOORAY!" and join the other side ASAP
Full length leather oilskin jacket for protection for protection. As I'm not allowed my hunting knife by the rules, I'll take my crowbar from under my bed (hey it's not a weapon it's a construction/demolition tool).
I think I could do okay, the coat with stop or at least turn cut and slashes, the crowbar isn't too heavy but is very sturdy.
I think I could do okay, the coat with stop or at least turn cut and slashes, the crowbar isn't too heavy but is very sturdy.
Mexico and Canada? No offense, but Mexico isnt exactly an intimidating threat considering their national army cant get their shit together long enough to fiight the drug leaders of that nation. And canada just doenst have the man power to fight the US, let alone the technological. Besides, Mexico doesnt want to fight a war against America cause they are leaving Mexico to be here, and Canada just cant afford for the US to not be there.Shoggoth2588 said:
Are you kidding me? War breaks out, a MODERN WAR, and you want to go off and attack the invaders? Invaders that, if not in tanks or APCs, are loaded with night vision, precision automatic firearms, possibly even body armour? Yeah good luck with that.
The two things I'd take from my room are my mobile phone and a backpack. Better to lay low and see if I can find some sort of resistance movement rather than charge at them and get cut to ribbons pointlessly.
The two things I'd take from my room are my mobile phone and a backpack. Better to lay low and see if I can find some sort of resistance movement rather than charge at them and get cut to ribbons pointlessly.
Just pretend it orcs and some magical EMP has taken out all "weapons". Does that help?Squilookle said:
