Quickly, make up a random plot twist!

[Dr.Fantastic]

"Everything your mother ever said was wrong because SHE IS A TREE"!!
"Turns out the villain was actually your dog"
"Your girlfriend doesnt have herpes, she actually has A CRAZY ALIEN DISEASE THAT SHOWS UP AS HERPES ON ALL TESTS"!!
"[Insert name here],You have 60 years to live"
"WARNING! Plot twist"!

 

[Evil Moo]

Remember that cheesecake you ate two weeks ago? It was actually your own mother.
Your noble quest to find her has all been for nothing!

 

[Brnin8]

Soylent purple is made of CATFISH!!!

 

[oreopizza47]

You wake up and realize... that the thing you hoped was a dream is still happening, but you've been turned into a (insert opposite sex here), thrown out of a fourth-story window and miraculously landed in a soft bit of dumpster waste, and now you can hear the running footsteps of the creatures of the night. Where do you turn? You don't, because the area is sealed and you die when they find you.

How's that for a twist, main character dying, only used like 6 bajillion times.

 

[standokan]

You´re walking down the streat when you notice that YOU`VE BEEN DEAD THE WHOLE TIME

 

[Averant]

I died!

...Wait, shit.


Your skin turned inside out and then had sex with your dog.

The moon really IS made of cheese. So what the fuck are we made up of, then?

 

[Griffstar]

You are watching a movie when, YOU are the movie.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Everything you know is actually made of spaghetti!

 

[nipsen]

..nasty to get let into Bioware's brainstorming sessions without warning like that.

After brutally murdering your way through Mogadishu, Afghanistan, Iraq, Jordan and on a whim, half of the countries surrounding the Indian sea, you are court-marshalled and sent to prison. No one would expect that.

 

[Womlet]

lead paint chips are good for you!

 

[Ghost_Pirate]

Your Mother turned out to be the greatest drug lord to have ever lived.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

A praying mantis murdered your father all those many years ago in cold blood for not paying him back.

 

[dalek sec]

When he got to the store, he just remembered he had no pants, let alone money.

 

[Uber Evil]

The Dolphins murdered JFK, not Lee Harvey Oswald.
OR Lee Harvey Oswald killed Abraham Lincoln, and John Wilkes Booth killed JFK.
And Elvis murdered Gary Coleman.

 

[Ghaleon640]

you suddenly come by a revelation, that everything that you have said and done DID HAPPEN. And that you really did beat the boss, save the world and there is no twist. you then jump in the air for a classic freeze frame and the credits role.

Except there are quick time events during the credits, and if you don't hit the right buttons the words themselves will beat you up so that you're covered in bruises and broken teeth.

 

[Ghaleon640]

You are actually a character in a fan fiction written by yourself! So to get revenge on your evil overlord (you), you write a fanfiction in which you control his life. And it goes on into a never ending loop.

or something.

 

[badgersprite]

"No, Dr. Scott! You don't understand! Those aren't lab rats! They were never lab rats! Those are NINJAS IN DISGUISE!"

 

[daemon37]

... it was all just a computer simulation. But then it turns out that it was actually a simulation within a simulation! (double-twist for the price of one)

 

[Great North]

As it turned out, the jocks were the true nerds the whole time!

 

[badgersprite]

The Moon is a secret Nazi Space Station!

You DIDN'T violate the law! Your stolen goods AREN'T now forfeit!