Quickly, make up a random plot twist!

[katsumoto03]

"No John... You are the aliens."

... And then John was an alien.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

But you suddenly are hit with a wave a stupidity!

 

[Broken Orange]

*Door kicked open* Freeze, FBI!

Michael Scott fans will know what I am talking about.

 

[IamQ]

But then in the end, you discover that the kitchen was the knife after all!

 

[Pinkiequasar]

"Oh no! I've lost my glasses! Wait, my eyesight's not that bad. I can still see pretty well without my glasses."

Canada nukes the USA!

Saudi Arabia converts to democracy.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Luke...YOU ARE YOUR OWN FATHER!!! SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!

Oh and the villain is your mother who was sitting at home, watching TV in the previous scene and she's also secretly the elder brother who died in the first act, and for whom you are pursing vengeance.

Oh, and me? I'm my own grandpa! And YOURS TOO!


...Random enough for ya?

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Canada nukes the USA!

Yup. We got tired of you americans down south not having a proper winter, so we decided a NULCEAR WINTER would be a good start!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

IT'S PEOPLE! IT'S PEOPLE I TELL YA! THE RUSSIANS ARE PEOPLE!!!

 

[Steve Dark]

Then I began to realise, the man behind the counter...

Was the IMPOSTOR.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

You're your own father, but your father is SATAN!

 

[Auxiliary]

He did not flee the country, he planned to go on vacation all along!

 

[Scarim Coral]

The villian was really a nice person and was trying to save us after all!

 

[krugerrand123]

You are actually every main character in the game because of multiple personality disorder.

 

[fatmrbunko]

don't you see this isnt just a space ship.... its a retarded cockroach... and were all ant sized midgets

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

The movie Serenity was all in Rivers mind and she awakens still in the same state she was after Objects in Space. Hoban Washburn is still alive and the next adventure for the crew of Cap'n Mal's Firefly class freighter is going to begin.

 

[Dr.Fantastic]

"Everything your mother ever said was wrong because SHE IS A TREE"!!
"Turns out the villain was actually your dog"
"Your girlfriend doesnt have herpes, she actually has A CRAZY ALIEN DISEASE THAT SHOWS UP AS HERPES ON ALL TESTS"!!
"[Insert name here],You have 60 years to live"
"WARNING! Plot twist"!

 

[Evil Moo]

Remember that cheesecake you ate two weeks ago? It was actually your own mother.
Your noble quest to find her has all been for nothing!

 

[Brnin8]

Soylent purple is made of CATFISH!!!