Quickly, make up a random plot twist!

[Shade184]

Now it?s late and you head downstairs
?Cause you just can?t sleep so you make some tea
And the doll disapprovingly asks
If you really need that much honey.
You decide that you?ve had enough
And you lock the doll in the wooden box
You put the box in the fireplace
Next to your bag of big city money.

As the smoke fills up your tiny room there?s nothing you can do
And far too late you see the one inside the box is you.

Oh god, that is such a creepy song, especially with the music box. JoCo is a freakin' legend.

OT: The clown comes back to life and kills everybody with a stop sign.


Also, captcha is swearing now? "F them!"

 

[Subbies]

Then you discover that ... it never was the gummy bears , it was the jelly babies all along!

 

[Naeberius]

You are the REAL Villain. Who you thought was evil was actually the hero.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

It was the baby who shot Mr Burns...!!!

...no wait. That's retarded. That'd never fly.

 

[Feylynn]

Religious war following the righteous underdogs ends in 300 style with valiant defeat BUT THEN

The story isn't over it's revealed that life after death does exist in the form of layers of virtual training. A series of endless programs consisting of varying states of 'reality' where minds are collected and heared through to imprint a superior survival instinct on the finished product.

BUT THEN
It turns out it's millenia in the future and the same religious war is still going on and this program is all to beat the crusaders who have adopted a similar strategy.

 

[Zaik]

Your partner is actually the villain, and he helps you find himself simply for the sake of having some competition.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

that guy who has been following you for the last 3 blocks is actually Squirrels in clothing

 

[DanielBrown]

The lava is actually aliens!

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Your father is actually your uncle's brother, and his son is YOU!
Hm.

I dunno. I need help.......I know!

(Picks up phone and dials number) Hello? Is Suda 51 there? I need some advice from him.

 

[silver wolf009]

"The antagonist IS made of broccali!"

"You are your own great great great great great grandmother! Even though your a boy!!"

"Creepers? They look like creepers to you?"

 

[slightly evil]

Evil wins and the next section of the game/film shifts from action to stealth as they rebuild and wage a gurrilla war (this would probably work well as a sequel released soon afterwards, or maybe DLC)

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Your acne caused a hallucinogenic effect that caused you to murder your parents and stuff them in the refrigerator.

 

[Jekken6]

The floor is made of lava!

 

[slightly evil]

Satan is a well intentioned extremist aiming to bring down God, who it turns out, is a dick.
I'm talking blasphemeeee
blasforyouuuu
blas for everybody in the room

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

There never was any gold, we just told you that so we could get you into this room. Your kidney is ours. *knockout gas fills the room*

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

I am your farther! (Yea I know it was lame)

If a tree falls over in the forest and no one is around to hear it...IT DOES MAKE A NOISE!!!1!

Half Life 3 *hands shake as I remove my glasses* was flying over the west German Border...it was shot down... he will not be home for Christmas.

I am your father!
And princess Leia is your Sister!
And the Empire shall be defeated by Ewoks...


oh, and the force, thats just bacteria in your body called miticlorians (sp?)

I've seen that video....

 

[Cazza]

The good guy is really the bad guy.

 

[chiggerwood]

SOYLENT GREEN IS... soy and lint that's been dyed green.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

I shot JR

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Bruce Willis sinks!