Quickly, make up a random plot twist!

[snave]

The creepy religion whose zealots you've been fighting all along? Yeah, turns out its not a false-god demon they worship, but you.

 

[crunchieman]

It was all a dream. You're actually Hitler. It's April, 1945. The Allies are closing in. You thought a nap would help your nasty mood. It didn't. (Hey, you can't beat the classics.)

Ninja'd so soon. *sigh*

 

[superspartan004]

Your dad didn't actually leave you when you were a kid, he was actually teleported into the future, protected some dude, got turned into a weird creature thingy which then was taken over by an even weirder killed thingy and is really a giant killer whale hellbent on destroying the world!

Your mum is really your sisters cousins brother!

Snape kills Trinity with a cat!

hmmm, I think that first one derives from something lol just saying

 

[Saippua]

The hero is actually an alien in disguise!

 

[natster43]

It was his sled.

 

[Avalanche91]

You are your own father!
wut?

Also your a mutated french frie

 

[Booze Zombie]

And the evil organisation stops trying to kill you because all of your enemies want to have sex with you and they do.

 

[Motakikurushi]

It was the dog all along.

 

[Joshdemon]

Germs were actually invading us the whole time, from space and shit.

You're Adolf Hitler on an Airplane, and Ava Braun is destroying the wing.

A casino where I always win? I must be in heaven!
Oh, wait! A casino where I always win is boring, this must be hell!
You're not in heaven or hell, you're on an aeroplane!
Ahh! Something is destroying the wing!
Why should I believe you? YOU'RE HITLER!
ninja'd, you legend.
Also, we tested Squall's blood, and it turns out that he is made up of equal parts angst and win.

 

[MorphingDragon]

You are the REAL Villain. Who you thought was evil was actually the hero.

KOTOR?

---

THE CAKE ISN'T A LIE!

/Sorry

 

[Tharwen]

Your commanding officer is actually a dickhead and has been planning to kill you for the last two acts!

So original...

 

[RYjet911]

Once upon a time there was a boy who cried wolf in the future but it was the past in space but it was Earth all along and the wolf was his father in the Matrix and they all lived happily ever after OR DID THEY?!

The End

 

[retterkl]

The ship that could never sink sinks!!

 

[Mooko12]

I must kill the aliens! Jim, you are the aliens!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

It wasn't the Martians that invaded! It was the Venusians! We were framed!

 

[holy_secret]

The murderer was yourself in another life.

 

[holographicman]

It wasn't the Martians that invaded! It was the Venusians! We were framed!

NO! IT WAS THE SCOTS!

 

[Adanos]

Using Loch Ness Monster as main weapon.

 

[Hijax]

You turn out to be your own mother and father [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E2%80%94All_You_Zombies%E2%80%94]

 

[Hugga_Bear]

Woops, it was the red wire.