Quote yourself!
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"How is a permanent prince albert different form a regular one? Do you weld it to your cock?"
"I think he wants to blargh your haschnark"
"I like memories. It's what keeps me from forgeting things."
"Holy shit, it's -10 outside
-Oh, don't worry, it's only in farenheit." Sadly this one was responded to with a better joke.
"Holy shit, it's -10 outside
-Oh, don't worry, it's only in Kelvin.
Oh shit."
"I think he wants to blargh your haschnark"
"I like memories. It's what keeps me from forgeting things."
"Holy shit, it's -10 outside
-Oh, don't worry, it's only in farenheit." Sadly this one was responded to with a better joke.
"Holy shit, it's -10 outside
-Oh, don't worry, it's only in Kelvin.
Oh shit."
- Mar 17, 2012
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I knew this day would come...
I. "Distracted? Witty banter between opponents is ALWAYS how the match starts. It's a law... Somewhere... In my mind."
II."Because, da*n it, that's how science works!"
III. "I've hit pancakes that had more backbone than you!"
IV. "This yogurt is sh*t! And you know WHY it's sh*t? Because YOU'RE sh*t!"
V. "Rules were made to be broken... Except that one about murder. I think that still applies. But, bound to my honor, I shan't cheat the system."
VI."Yeah? Well, life owes me a refund!"
"Life, you got serious problems with your product. The instruction manual doesn't make any sense, every player gets the same exact ending and for some reason, it doesn't have any reset or pause buttons! Did you puke on a keyboard while programming the game and call it a day? Seriously, I want to see improvement, or I'll have to let you go."
VII. "That'd work...
But dang it, why aren't teleporters commercially available yet!? Science, do something about this!"
For more awesomeness...
I. "Distracted? Witty banter between opponents is ALWAYS how the match starts. It's a law... Somewhere... In my mind."
II."Because, da*n it, that's how science works!"
III. "I've hit pancakes that had more backbone than you!"
IV. "This yogurt is sh*t! And you know WHY it's sh*t? Because YOU'RE sh*t!"
V. "Rules were made to be broken... Except that one about murder. I think that still applies. But, bound to my honor, I shan't cheat the system."
VI."Yeah? Well, life owes me a refund!"
"Life, you got serious problems with your product. The instruction manual doesn't make any sense, every player gets the same exact ending and for some reason, it doesn't have any reset or pause buttons! Did you puke on a keyboard while programming the game and call it a day? Seriously, I want to see improvement, or I'll have to let you go."
VII. "That'd work...
But dang it, why aren't teleporters commercially available yet!? Science, do something about this!"
For more awesomeness...
VIII. "Yep, futuristic sunglasses will be awesome! Like with engineering suits, shoes and robotic killing machines!
I hate my future self for being able to experience such awesomeness. That guy's a d*ck"
IX. "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!... But I would prefer liberty a lot more than death. It's a no-win situation for both of us. I die and you get bad PR."
X. "WAIT! I have a movie idea, hear me out; cyborg ninjas from the future go back in time to fight pirates, but they bring a disease with them that turns them into zombies. As they're fighting, an alien god with an army of dinosaurs attacks them, forcing the enemies to become allies for the future of Earth...
It has everything awesome, how could this fail!?
In the future, ninjas and pirates are in a constant war, and the virus was experimental. The virus screws up the future, where NOTHING lives anymore
WHOOPS, I meant that the virus makes the PIRATES turn into zombies, my bad."
XI. "Life is more like a kick in the groinal area; it's sudden, it's purpose is confusing and it always ends up with someone in pain, usually you.
Weird analogies for the win."
XII. "This child shall make the two warring factions make a truce! It's the child Romeo and Juliet never had, to allude to Shakespeare!"
XIII. "Then I'll assassinate the world's most famous orphans!
Let's see...
Batman, Superman,Spider-Man, Wolverine Harry Potter, Annie, James Bond...
*Puts on hat*
I'm going orphan hunting!"
XIV. "People definitely say "Y'all" here to. I don't know if our southern brethren speak similar to us; ever since the Great Carolina Divide, it's forbidden to speak to those (literally) below us."
I hate my future self for being able to experience such awesomeness. That guy's a d*ck"
IX. "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!... But I would prefer liberty a lot more than death. It's a no-win situation for both of us. I die and you get bad PR."
X. "WAIT! I have a movie idea, hear me out; cyborg ninjas from the future go back in time to fight pirates, but they bring a disease with them that turns them into zombies. As they're fighting, an alien god with an army of dinosaurs attacks them, forcing the enemies to become allies for the future of Earth...
It has everything awesome, how could this fail!?
In the future, ninjas and pirates are in a constant war, and the virus was experimental. The virus screws up the future, where NOTHING lives anymore
WHOOPS, I meant that the virus makes the PIRATES turn into zombies, my bad."
XI. "Life is more like a kick in the groinal area; it's sudden, it's purpose is confusing and it always ends up with someone in pain, usually you.
Weird analogies for the win."
XII. "This child shall make the two warring factions make a truce! It's the child Romeo and Juliet never had, to allude to Shakespeare!"
XIII. "Then I'll assassinate the world's most famous orphans!
Let's see...
Batman, Superman,Spider-Man, Wolverine Harry Potter, Annie, James Bond...
*Puts on hat*
I'm going orphan hunting!"
XIV. "People definitely say "Y'all" here to. I don't know if our southern brethren speak similar to us; ever since the Great Carolina Divide, it's forbidden to speak to those (literally) below us."
"Love to comment but I'm a bit tied up at the moment..."
From a thread discussion about bondage. I'm quite proud of this one.
From a thread discussion about bondage. I'm quite proud of this one.
I thought this was a high point:
Thyunda said:
Bertylicious said:
Thyunda said:
Bertylicious said:
Thyunda said:
Bertylicious said:
Turned out it was a draw. Thyunda had the avatar first though so I decided to be the bigger man but still, great fun.Thyunda said:
"Where are all the purples?"
-Me, my first time drinking, asking about a flavor of Starburst I had been eating. They weren't even purple, they were pink.
-Me, my first time drinking, asking about a flavor of Starburst I had been eating. They weren't even purple, they were pink.
He he... things are always funnier when taken out-of-context...Truth Cake said:
The context of this post WAS a link to some video game name generator provided by the OP, that's what I got, so I went with it.
Oops, double post, my bad...Truth Cake said:
EDIT- He he, the double post may have been an accident, but I think I made the most of it...
Yeah... quoting myself quoting myself, they said it couldn't be done, but I showed them!
I live in Ashdod, where we sometimes get missle alerts (credit to the boys over at GAZA, round of applause)
here in Ashdod the time to impact is about 45 seconds. One morning we got an alert once an hour, 3 times in a row, as usual, hitting nothing of importance. Facebook was storming, which lead to this quote by me:
"Oh, come on, guys, give the boys at GAZA a break. They are bored, and it's the closest thing to sex they will ever experience: 45 seconds of excitement, a disappointing explosion, an hour of recuperation, and here we go again!"
here in Ashdod the time to impact is about 45 seconds. One morning we got an alert once an hour, 3 times in a row, as usual, hitting nothing of importance. Facebook was storming, which lead to this quote by me:
"Oh, come on, guys, give the boys at GAZA a break. They are bored, and it's the closest thing to sex they will ever experience: 45 seconds of excitement, a disappointing explosion, an hour of recuperation, and here we go again!"
This world is mine. You pitiful creatures are but my playthings now. Your homes, your lives, your fate, are merely objects of my whim. Don't beg for mercy, it only makes me angry. Now kneel. Kneel before your GOD! Heh heh. Ha ha. Hahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Me, in the near future.
- Me, in the near future.
'Didn't you see the ninjas, dual-wielding ninjas?'
This became one of my stand out quotes and created an in-joke with my friends. I was referring to FFTA ninjas dual-wielding swords, but my wording was taken literally as ninjas holding two other ninjas. Fair enough.
'Suck grenades, bitches!'
This one was from a frag barrage I did in Halo 3. LONG time ago. (Got me a double kill, too)
'I'm certain my helicopter is studier than your face, but let me confirm that.'
This was from a wonderful match of BF:BC2 against my friends. I was roadkilling with the blackhawk.
Captcha- Sharp stick.
This became one of my stand out quotes and created an in-joke with my friends. I was referring to FFTA ninjas dual-wielding swords, but my wording was taken literally as ninjas holding two other ninjas. Fair enough.
'Suck grenades, bitches!'
This one was from a frag barrage I did in Halo 3. LONG time ago. (Got me a double kill, too)
'I'm certain my helicopter is studier than your face, but let me confirm that.'
This was from a wonderful match of BF:BC2 against my friends. I was roadkilling with the blackhawk.
Captcha- Sharp stick.
"well like... I haven't done the flippy thingy yet. I'm still getting the hang of the um, the other uh, the uh... the thingy."
-me, talking to my friend on the phone while teaching myself how to cook.
-me, talking to my friend on the phone while teaching myself how to cook.
"So let me get this straight, we are the only creature that we know of that is aware, that we are aware, of us being aware, of being aware, of being aware, of being aware, of being aware, of being aware, being aware, oh where oh where did my little dog go?" -said to my psychology teacher when talking about consciousness.
"It's my logic, don't over think it or it just might make sense." -During an argument with a cousin.
"It's my logic, don't over think it or it just might make sense." -During an argument with a cousin.