Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes. I never understood this question. It's not like if you can't see something, then it stops existing. Why would hearing be any different?

If everyone in the world was sleeping at the same time, would the universe cease to exist?

Maybe.

Question: What is love?

Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

Why am I the greatest person in the history of the universe?

Because you watch Whose Line is it Anyway. And you got the reference I posted in another topic. At least, I think that was you.

Now, my question.

How do furries justify the fact that the only difference between my porn and their porn is that their porn is slightly more similar to bestiality?

 

[HiC]

am i wasting my time here?

almost

Then no, but if Lunch starts and you're still here, I'm bashing your head in for wasting such critical time.

i have to go buy lunch soon. should i eat the meat or chips first?

neither, eat them simultaneously, FOR THE CHALLENGE!

i like how you think sir

 

[Sir Broccoli]

Do you actually speak German, and do I actually speak German?

Aber natürlich.

 

[StellarViking]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes. I never understood this question. It's not like if you can't see something, then it stops existing. Why would hearing be any different?

I know it would, it was just a random question and I wanted a random answer. The best answer I have ever heard to that question was "How do you know it fell?"

 

[GrimHeaper]

Here is one:

Why are men selfish bastards?

and in continuation of that question:

Why do women keep pointing that fact out, to prove their superiority, when doing that proves that they are not superior, but equal to men as they are not above arrogance?

Also, Captcha: einalfi surface,

...

what is that?

1) sorry, my fault. I instilled a kind of narcissistic quality into human males during 12000 BCE
2) See above and replace narcissistic with contradicting and male with female
3) a type of compound that causes 120% energy reflections.

Oooooohhhhhh... that makes since...

now, for the third question, where would it be possible to find, or make, this compound? never know when I'll need 120% energy reflection... unless... you do?

Unfortunately it is impossible in this section of the universe, and assuming you are made of matter, you are incapable of holding the necessary Queznol that is used to catalyze the reaction.

What is the worst type of fan fiction?
What is a popular place meme's are defined on the internet?

1. The kind that goes into excruciating detail and involves 2 or more characters engaging in acts of promiscuity
2. Memebase or the brains of everyone who travels the internet.

When was Goku's ability to breath in space retconned in the Manga Dragonball?
What are the 3 forms of Haki in one piece and what do they do?
What is Earth prime look like in DC comics and what was it caused by?

1. when Argon began to react with Neon using London dispersion forces
2. No idea, didn't watch enough the show
3. See number one for cause and it looked like whatever ad you currently see in the bottom right corner

1.Freiza saga.
2.

Spoiler

http://www.mangafox.com/manga/one_piece/v58/c597/11.html
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/one_piece/v58/c597/12.html
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/one_piece/v58/c597/13.html
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/one_piece/v58/c597/15.html

3. what ad? I have none.

 

[Toriver]

If all the trees in the forest fell, and nobody was around to notice, how much wood from that forest would a woodchuck be able to chuck?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Question: what is the deal with the US? Why do they not adopt the metric system?

If x = 4 and y = 5, then why is your mom so fat?

It's a condition and she doesn't like to talk about it. But if x = 3, then it's because of genes. If y = 7, it's always because of her lack of exercise. If x is inverted and multiplied by the power of 2, it's because my dad was a chubby chaser and she stayed that way for him.

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes. The laws of physics and everything we know about the origin and properties of sound dictate that it does every time. Besides, forest critters hear the crash; if we could find a way to communicate with them, they would describe the sounds of falling trees that didn't get heard by humans.

Actually it doesn't.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?...y+is+around+to+hear+it,+does+it+make+a+sound?

And if you take the question seriously, I think you have to assume there is no living thing nearby, not just no humans.

Sound is simply vibration. It's the energy of the molecules in the air transferring from one another. Regardless of whether an ear is there to receive the message or not, the sound still exists as a temporary, ever-fading release of energy.

OT: What does it mean to be Australian?

Pride. Pride and Beer. Pride and Beer and no fear of lethal flora and fauna. But mostly Pride.

why should we change to metric? ours is better

OP:
which is more dangerous a dragon, a unicorn, or a vampire?
Why are english dubs so bad?
what color does a smerf turn if you choke them?
Why do people feak out about games?
WTF is with austalias gaming laws?
what would happen if the US, Britan, and china all decided to unite as one faction and counquer the world?
why do people like obama?
What do you think the US founding fathers would do if they met the current party factions?

1. the metric system is standard and easy while the imperial system is outdated and inefficient
2. A vampire, as it can create followers
3. Because English dubbing companies don't always speak English
4. Smurfs turn red when choked from increased bloodflow
5. People "feak" out about games because they are exciting escapes from the monotony of life
6. Politicians and parents
7. My theories on 3 lefts making a right be proven true and I would celebrate
8. Change of pace factor + he's a great motivational speaker + he's black, but not too black (ha ha ha, brain)
9. Ask them how the hell one of the slaves was elected president and then walk outside and run from the metal beasts that consume and transport humans at ridiculous speeds.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

How do furries justify the fact that the only difference between my porn and their porn is that their porn is slightly more similar to bestiality?

By saying that Men are attracted to female features, regardless of attached features, and by avoiding conversations the "incident" they've all had with their dogs.

Do you actually speak German, and do I actually speak German?

1. no
2. I would guess nein but hope with all my brain yes.

If all the trees in the forest fell, and nobody was around to notice, how much wood from that forest would a woodchuck be able to chuck?

12 pints worth (going by beer time that means 4 days worth for woodchucks)

 

[Redingold]

Do all non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

Depends, original rule set or Flentillian rule set.

Because the answer is either yes or Neckties.

if a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to see it fall, does it actually fall?

ayup, because the tree is able to perceive itself falling, and surrounding trees are able to perceive it as well, it invariably passes through all points needed to count as falling.

One more question, then I'm outta here.

I have a spaceship. It travels at lightspeed. I am in a universe that is 1000 lightyears across. Now, it would take me 1000 years to reach the edge of this universe. Except, this universe is expanding. Every year, it instantaneously increases its radius by 1000 lightyears. Now, it might seem that the ship never makes it to the edge, because the edge recedes faster than it can approach, but when the universe expands, everything in it is moved proportionally closer to the edge. To get my point across, after one year of travel the ship has 999 lightyears to go. The universe then expands by 1000 lightyears, doubling it's radius. So the ship is now 2 lightyears from the centre, and has 1998 to go. After another year, it is 3 lightyears from the centre, and has 1995 to go. The universe then expands by 1000 lightyears, multiplying its radius by 1.5. The ship is now 4.5 lightyears away from the centre, and has 2995.5 to go.

Will it ever reach the edge of the universe? If so, how long will this take?

 

[ecoho]

ok new one why do mokeys throw their poo?
why are they makeing a kung fu panda 2?
will the captain america movie be good?
which of the doctors companions is the most dangerous?
was that the doctors kid at the end of the second half of this season premier?
How do you know all this stuff?
and finaly Are you an alian?!

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Do all non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

Depends, original rule set or Flentillian rule set.

Because the answer is either yes or Neckties.

if a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to see it fall, does it actually fall?

ayup, because the tree is able to perceive itself falling, and surrounding trees are able to perceive it as well, it invariably passes through all points needed to count as falling.

One more question, then I'm outta here.

I have a spaceship. It travels at lightspeed. I am in a universe that is 1000 lightyears across. Now, it would take me 1000 years to reach the edge of this universe. Except, this universe is expanding. Every year, it instantaneously increases its radius by 1000 lightyears. Now, it might seem that the ship never makes it to the edge, because the edge recedes faster than it can approach, but when the universe expands, everything in it is moved proportionally closer to the edge. To get my point across, after one year of travel the ship has 999 lightyears to go. The universe then expands by 1000 lightyears, doubling it's radius. So the ship is now 2 lightyears from the centre, and has 1998 to go. After another year, it is 3 lightyears from the centre, and has 1995 to go. The universe then expands by 1000 lightyears, multiplying its radius by 1.5. The ship is now 4.5 lightyears away from the centre, and has 2995.5 to go.

Will it ever reach the edge of the universe? If so, how long will this take?

The space ship will not reach the edge until the edge hits the edge of an adjacent universe and begins contracting, at which point it will hit the ship in 4.83 seconds (roughly).
That will all add up to 47 years 2 months 4 days 6 hours 47 minutes (cool right) and 4.83 seconds.

 

[Redingold]

Do all non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

Depends, original rule set or Flentillian rule set.

Because the answer is either yes or Neckties.

if a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to see it fall, does it actually fall?

ayup, because the tree is able to perceive itself falling, and surrounding trees are able to perceive it as well, it invariably passes through all points needed to count as falling.

One more question, then I'm outta here.

I have a spaceship. It travels at lightspeed. I am in a universe that is 1000 lightyears across. Now, it would take me 1000 years to reach the edge of this universe. Except, this universe is expanding. Every year, it instantaneously increases its radius by 1000 lightyears. Now, it might seem that the ship never makes it to the edge, because the edge recedes faster than it can approach, but when the universe expands, everything in it is moved proportionally closer to the edge. To get my point across, after one year of travel the ship has 999 lightyears to go. The universe then expands by 1000 lightyears, doubling it's radius. So the ship is now 2 lightyears from the centre, and has 1998 to go. After another year, it is 3 lightyears from the centre, and has 1995 to go. The universe then expands by 1000 lightyears, multiplying its radius by 1.5. The ship is now 4.5 lightyears away from the centre, and has 2995.5 to go.

Will it ever reach the edge of the universe? If so, how long will this take?

The space ship will not reach the edge until the edge hits the edge of an adjacent universe and begins contracting, at which point it will hit the ship in 4.83 seconds (roughly).
That will all add up to 47 years 2 months 4 days 6 hours 47 minutes (cool right) and 4.83 seconds.

Now try answering it properly, with maths.

 

[havass]

If God is almighty, can God create a stone so heavy that he himself cannot lift?

Which shoe does Chuck Norris put on first?

Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist but a person who drives racecars not called a racist?

What if you're in Hell and get mad at someone? Where would you ask them to go?

Do bald people wash their head with shampoo, soap or magical fairy dust?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

How do furries justify the fact that the only difference between my porn and their porn is that their porn is slightly more similar to bestiality?

By saying that Men are attracted to female features, regardless of attached features, and by avoiding conversations the "incident" they've all had with their dogs.

Do you actually speak German, and do I actually speak German?

1. no
2. I would guess nein but hope with all my brain yes.

If all the trees in the forest fell, and nobody was around to notice, how much wood from that forest would a woodchuck be able to chuck?

12 pints worth (going by beer time that means 4 days worth for woodchucks)

I have a very basic understanding of the language, so it's probably not much better than google translate.

What group of people is my motto referring to?

My brain guesses Politicians, my friend on my shoulder here says ducks....
Assume I answer the first one
Though I will admit, I'm probably wrong.

ok new one why do mokeys throw their poo?
why are they makeing a kung fu panda 2?
will the captain america movie be good?
which of the doctors companions is the most dangerous?
was that the doctors kid at the end of the second half of this season premier?
How do you know all this stuff?
and finaly Are you an alian?!

1. Because it is a way to intimidate, distract, confuse, and wound the pride of attackers at the same time
2. Marketing
3. No, probably not, for without actual Commies, he is nothing
4. The 47th one, (you'll know why when she happens)
5. Marginally, but not really
6. I'm in a position of former power in the universe and I am currently winning.
7. No, I'm not an alian (a resident of Al) but I am an extraterrestrial.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Do all non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

Depends, original rule set or Flentillian rule set.

Because the answer is either yes or Neckties.

if a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to see it fall, does it actually fall?

ayup, because the tree is able to perceive itself falling, and surrounding trees are able to perceive it as well, it invariably passes through all points needed to count as falling.

One more question, then I'm outta here.

I have a spaceship. It travels at lightspeed. I am in a universe that is 1000 lightyears across. Now, it would take me 1000 years to reach the edge of this universe. Except, this universe is expanding. Every year, it instantaneously increases its radius by 1000 lightyears. Now, it might seem that the ship never makes it to the edge, because the edge recedes faster than it can approach, but when the universe expands, everything in it is moved proportionally closer to the edge. To get my point across, after one year of travel the ship has 999 lightyears to go. The universe then expands by 1000 lightyears, doubling it's radius. So the ship is now 2 lightyears from the centre, and has 1998 to go. After another year, it is 3 lightyears from the centre, and has 1995 to go. The universe then expands by 1000 lightyears, multiplying its radius by 1.5. The ship is now 4.5 lightyears away from the centre, and has 2995.5 to go.

Will it ever reach the edge of the universe? If so, how long will this take?

The space ship will not reach the edge until the edge hits the edge of an adjacent universe and begins contracting, at which point it will hit the ship in 4.83 seconds (roughly).
That will all add up to 47 years 2 months 4 days 6 hours 47 minutes (cool right) and 4.83 seconds.

Now try answering it properly, with maths.

sigh, no, it's one of those exponential decay things (with any luck) and will infinitely approach zero, only to never actually reach it.

 

[Wintermute_]

Does a set that contains all sets contain itself? (haha!)

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Why was Illidan not prepared?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

If God is almighty, can God create a stone so heavy that he himself cannot lift?

Which shoe does Chuck Norris put on first?

Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist but a person who drives racecars not called a racist?

What if you're in Hell and get mad at someone? Where would you ask them to go?

Do bald people wash their head with shampoo, soap or magical fairy dust?

1. Nope, cause the ***** can't even make boats that float...asshole.
2. The one with the most resistance.
3. E's mess up the whole deal, and racists existed before Racers
4. East, it's worse the farther East you go
5. Soap or rogane, depending on the individual.

 

[gostlyfantom]

fuck ninjas.

 

[TriggerOnly]

How do you pronounce this?

You just it like it sounds.. like "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"... see ?