Random quote time

[WOPR]

"No, we go in line! It goes you, then me, then Simmons, then back down to me, then you, then me, then me, then Simmons, then me, then me, then Simmons...me, me, Simmons, you, Simmons, me, me, me, Simmons, you. Me. Then me again. It makes perfect sense!"

"Wait wouldn't that mean you go twice as much... or ten times as much?"
*Boom*
"Hey I thought it was my turn!"
"That was the lightning round"
"who's in the lightn-"
"-me!"

Now for 3 quotes of mine

"Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep..." -Sputnik

"...If I had just hoisted a seven foot demon into the air and cut in half with one swing I wouldn't sit there scowling I'd go 'F*CKING H*LL! DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT? I'M SQUIRTING MACHISMO OUT OF MY NIPPLES OVER HERE! I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!'"

"SON OF A *UM ****ING FU*K MONSTER! WHY THE FU** DOES ALL THIS FU*** S*** HAPPEN TO ME? F****** MY LIFE! ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISURABLE F***ING C***S! LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO **** ME OVER AND F*** ME IN THE A**! LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SH** RECEPTICLE!

WELL AS FAR AS I CARE THESE MISERABLE C*** CAN HAVE A F***** B**** WITH A GOD D*** PIG!"

Spoiler: What it really says

SON OF A GUM CHEWING FUNK MONSTER! WHY THE FRUIT DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME? FORGET MY LIFE! ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISURABLE FAILING CLODS! LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO BEND ME OVER AND FIND ME IN THE ALPS! LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SHLOP RECEPTICLE!

WELL AS FAR AS I CARE THESE MISURABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBEQUE WITH A GOD DANG PIG!

"DODGE!"

"For the end of the world spell... press CTRL, ALT, Delete"

"THERE'S! SOMETHING! ON! THE WING!"

and my last one...

 

[Ultraman950]

"You're not even alive. Not really. You're just a machine, and machines can be broken."
"Just once, I'd like to walk into a place, ask someone for help and have them say, 'Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached.'"
-Commander Shepard

"C'mon guys, can't we all just get Beyond Thunderdome? How many times do you get to make that joke, people?! NEVAR! WOOOOO~!"
-The Spoony One

"Just because you're brave doesn't mean you're capable!"
"TASTE THE RAINBOW, MUTHAFUCKAH!"
-Nostalgia Critic

"Modern Warfare, Modern Warfare, cluck cluck, gibber gibber, hello, bang, dead."
"... and if you aren't paying attention, *CLAP CLAP* OI!"
-Yahtzee

"100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access."
-Evil Overlord List

 

[Mike-E]

"If I have to kill you Shepard, I will!" - Harbinger, Mass Effect 2
"I have not - come this far - to die now!" - Nick, L4D2
"Boy, it's a shame you have to sit on something that pretty" - Nathan, Uncharted 2

 

[meece]

"Objects once measured in meters have become so small that they cannot be seen by the naked eye, with revolutionary applications across the board. Gentlemen, forget what your courtesans have told you: size does matter!"

CEO Nwabudike Morgan
Morgan Industries Annual Report

"When your best case scenario is 5km of nuclear contamination you know someone messed up"

 

[baddude1337]

‎"chimichanga, chimichanga, chimichanga, chimichanga".

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

Please note that the following does not represent my personal views and beliefs in any way, shape or form, neither on abortion, nor on any other topic. I just find it one the most hilariously disturbing pieces of dark comedy I've ever come across.

Spoiler

"Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies. It's just the notion of giving women a choice that sits with me wrong."

 

[Tdc2182]

"Maaaakinnn Coopppiiieeesss...."

 

[Fredrikorex]

"It's..."

Monthy Python's Flying Circus!

 

[Orekoya]

"What am I supposed to do, go back to Wisconsin and work in the cheese mine? After I made that big speech, threw down my cheese shovel, and stormed out?"

Linda, Better off Ted

 

[GodofDisaster]

I have a few quotes in mind.

"My plan was perfect, but there was one thing I overlooked one factor I failed to calculate. He's a dumbass and there is no accounting for dumbass...ness." (Agito from Air Gear)

"Tenth I brought you some white roses."

"Ah! why are they red?"

"I got ran over a few times on the way here." (Gokudera Hitman Reborn)

Finally this jewel.

"We just witnessed a classic example of what I call miss directed rage, I believe the technical term is being an ass." (Shigure Sohma Fruits Basket)

 

[That Greek Guy]

"You seek revenge?"
"No. I don't fight for such reason but i got to admit. I'm a bit fired up"

 

[TimeLord]

"Scott, if your life had a face I would punch it. I would punch your life right in it's face"

Scott Pilgrim

 

[Gahars]

"With all due respect, General. You are wrong."

-Tim Curry, Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3

 

[Thaliur]

"A monumental black hole. A swirling headstone marking the spot where we used to live and play and slaughter the innocent."

"Don't move! Or I'll fill ya full of... little yellow bolts of light!"

"I've always wondered what could be beyond height and width, depth and time." - "Nausea."

[lengthy technical explanation] - "Do you understand any of those words?" - "Yeah, I watched all kinds of Star Trek, it's just the order that they're in."

"We have a situation up here." - "I'm sure it's not any more interesting than the situation down here." - "Well, remember Rygel's assassination attempt? He caused it himself. His body fluids have turned explosive." - "I stand corrected."

"Guys! I apologize in advance for any incivility or insensitivity on my part, but it is beer o'clock... Where the hell is my riot?"


Aaah, I could go on for pages...
I love Farscape!

 

[Anarchemitis]

Good ovoning. Horo's tho nows at ton.

 

[blankedboy]

"Look, he has his mind set on headbutting things."
-Ghat, Zeno Clash. :3

 

[XShrike]

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
-- Douglas Adams


There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
-- Socrates

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.
-- H. P. Lovecraft

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Coach Morceau Oleander: The Human Mind: 600 miles of synaptic fiber, five and a half ounces of cranial fluid, 1500 grams of complex neural matter... a three-pound pile of dreams. But I'll tell you what it really is. It is the ultimate battlefield--and, the ultimate weapon. The wars of this modern age--The Psychic Age--are fought somewhere between these damp, curvaceous undulations. From this day forward, you are all psychic soldiers. Paranormal paratroopers! Mental marines who are about to ship out on the adventure of their lives! This (points to the brain diagram) is our beachhead! And this [points to his own head] is your landing craft. You shall engage the enemy in his own mentality--you shall chase his dreams, you shall fight his demons, you shall live his nightmares! And those of you who fight well, you will find yourselves on the path to becoming international secret agents-- in other words... Psychonauts!! The rest of you... will die!


Boyd Cooper: Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!

 

[Blitzwarp]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
If you don't know where this is from, I pity you for missing an awesome film.

 

[DaJoW]

"You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

"Winter is coming."

Edit: Just ninja'd