Random quote time

[Mcupobob]

"Man when I was Young I shoved my ignorance in peoples faces. They beat me with sticks by the time I was forty my blunt instrument had been honed to a fine cutting for me. If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you, and you'll never learn."

-Faber from Fahrenheit 451

 

[Pyromaniak3]

How in the Bloody Hell did you do that?
Fuck you thats how.

-Hellsing Abridged

 

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"Winter is coming."

<3 A Game Of Thrones

For my quote, it's profound in context:

"The little girl whose body was only half my size taught me that...
...That tears can flow from silver eyes as well."

 

[badgersprite]

"If it weren't for Sergei here, y'all would be some cadaverous motherfuckers." - Proposition Joe, The Wire.

 

[theguitarhero6]

"SAY SOMETHING! JUST THIS ONCE!"
"I'm gunna KILL PRAXIS!!"
-Jak and Daxter from Jak II

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

"That guy, wants his slaw...
He already has his slaw,
HE ALREADY HAS HIS SLAW!!!
It's comedy..."

Cookie if you can tell me where it's from...

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

"If I were meant to travel upon the tracks you have laid out for me, I would be a train; seeing as I have crashed nearly twenty-two trains over my lifetime, you must be calling me a murderer."
-Anonymous

"...What?"
-EVERYONE

 

[lokialex]

"Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do after wards that counts. That's when you find out who you are." -Whistler

 

[ApeShapeDeity]

Well, it's not a one liner, but it's fun at parties. From Black Adder.

Random Guy: Where have you been?
Lord Flasheart: Question is where haven't I been? (with a big prvic thrust) WUFF!!!

(essenitally the same character)

"Treat your airplane like your woman. Get in her twice a day and take her to heaven and back!"

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

"Fiddler on the roof? YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE!"

"You're swimming trunks say peedo on them. YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE!"

Oh Monkey Dust...I wish you would return...

Oh and I found an amusing quote on a white-supremacist website while doing research for an essay on GTA: San Andreas: "It blatantly shows how the negroes have corrupted our society."

Oh you crazy white-supremacists, go back to sleep. XD

 

[Reincarnatedwolfgod]

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
guess were i got that from

another i like is

"Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."
or
"Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
there both essentially to same

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"I do not have to forgive my enemies. I have had them all shot."

"Give a man a fire, keep him warm for the night. Light a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his miserable life."

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

"It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell."
"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"
"books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke"
"Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth. "

 

[DragonBorn96]

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it." - Sovereign - Mass Effect

 

[Jelly ^.^]

"Today, every living cell on earth will die.

You had one chance."

 

[Wilko316]

Don't think you are, know you are. - Morpheus, The Matrix.

This actually summarised how I think.

 

[Woodsey]

"Today, every living cell on earth will die.

You had one chance."

I just thought about playing that again, and then I realised...

OT: "Tom, Tom, Tom - you can't trust a dame."

 

[Zack McSleuthburger]

"I am vividly constructing a big batch of SHUT IT STEW!"
From this series (but not this episode.

 

[Oz Draconis]

"You're the ghost that lingers in my past" Trocadero-Good Fight.

"Oh, so you're here to pump me for information, is that it?"
"What else would I pump you for...wait.."- Spike+Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"There is no eleven you F***ING W****!" Church(Red vs. Blue)

"Did I ever tell you 'bout the time me and my buddy Kieth were tryin' to make fireworks? Now I didn't know shit 'bout chemistry but he figured gasoline burns don't it? 3rd degree burns on 95% of his body..." ELLIS!<3(LEFT4DEAD2)

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" Hiei(Yu Yu Hakusho)

"DIE MILKSHAKE, DIE!!" The Pharaoh(Yu-Gi-Oh Abrigded)

"No I don't find that red dress very intimidating but, OH F*** a PINK dress! Shit's getting real!!" - Yahtzee

"You don't want to do that, friend." John Marston(Red Dead Redemption)

I would put more but that would require effort and, personally, you're not worth it.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I cast Flare.

Of Witty Wizards fame. Sir Schmoopy for the win.