random superpower thread.

[Armadox]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Physiology

I am the light in the darkness, my being spilling out around me as if so much stardust in the air. I am the hand that feeds life, and the energy to end it all in but a moment. I am so very vast, pressed thin the bonds that form this shell. So thin that all that holds me in is the willpower to be. So thin that to gaze upon me is to know the warmth of a summer's day, and to have my light dance upon your very cells as they stretch out to the sunlight and bask in the joy of being alive.

It is with a heavy heart that I would embrace tf2godz, who touched limitless power and went mad from it. I am the light that was there at the beginning made flesh, and as I burn away his carbon, I shall mourn. As I turn his helium to bubbling pitch, I will pity. As I breath out his hydrogen into the universe to drift the cosmos on a path unknown I will be envious of it, for it will see what I will not.

But the rest, the rest is mine, and from the vaporized form I will extract the iron, to keep with me forever. There, I will feel joy....

......m..am..ahahahahAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! THAT CUTE IT REALLY IS. DO YOU KNOW MY FULL POWER I'M NOT ONE POWER I AM ALL OF THEM. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO A STAR THEY DIE. IT A LONG TIME BY MORTALS BUT TO THE EMPTINESS OF SPACE IT'S NOTHING. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT LIVES FOREVER GOD! GODS CREATE AND MAKE THE UNIVERSE, GODS MAKE PLANET AND THE LITTLE THINKS THAT LIVE ON THEM, AND GODS CREATE AND WATCH STAR DIE! I WILL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE BURN UP AND DIE OR JOIN ME AND BECOME A GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Gods come and go. Pantheons that outlive their use fade from memory. Gods fall all the time, brushed from mortal memory under the unerring light of the sun. I am the stellar cosmic, the light from the beginning. Energy can not be created nor destroyed, and I exist and there for must exist. I embody change, but embrace my own existence as static throughout the universe..

If you do not accept my gift to end, you will beg for it when there is nothing left.. nothing but the dying of the light and yourself..

Then nothing at all...

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

I got Blood Breath. From the description, it doesn't even have any force. So, I can make myself bleed to death through my mouth... guess I could gross someone out, or get like AIDS or something and spread that through blood to opening contact.

Great, the only real use I can see in my power involves me giving myself AIDS. Then dying from oral blood loss. Well...shit.

EDIT; I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING KINDA NOT STUPID BUT ALSO IT IS VERY STUPID! If I have constant blood infusions (so I always have more blood to projectile breath at people), and load myself up with any and every nasty blood borne diseases, I might survive long enough to kick off a surprise Black Death. You know, before all the horrible diseases I give myself kill me. Or I run out of blood to keep losing. Hey, it's something.

That could work. I could give you immortality with my powers and me could use you as walking chemical weapon. JOIN WE MORTAL OR DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Toss in some Nurgle-esque resistance to pain from disease to go with that immortality and deal. Also, do you prefer quick, mass sacrifices in your name, or smaller, more ritualized ones? Figure if I might be joining a supervillain demi-god I should have my ducks lined up.

To the masses the come in are line of site give them a quick death, but the ones who would defy ME?!? MAKE THEIR DEATHS FITTING PUNISHMENT FOR FIGHT A GOD

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Currency_Generation

Hot dayum! First I'll accumulate all the wealth to myself, and then plunge the world into economic chaos. BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW CORPORATE CAPITALIST OVERLORD!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Or I could just, y'know, party all the time and play videogames all day for not having to worry about my economic situation anymore.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Physiology

I am the light in the darkness, my being spilling out around me as if so much stardust in the air. I am the hand that feeds life, and the energy to end it all in but a moment. I am so very vast, pressed thin the bonds that form this shell. So thin that all that holds me in is the willpower to be. So thin that to gaze upon me is to know the warmth of a summer's day, and to have my light dance upon your very cells as they stretch out to the sunlight and bask in the joy of being alive.

It is with a heavy heart that I would embrace tf2godz, who touched limitless power and went mad from it. I am the light that was there at the beginning made flesh, and as I burn away his carbon, I shall mourn. As I turn his helium to bubbling pitch, I will pity. As I breath out his hydrogen into the universe to drift the cosmos on a path unknown I will be envious of it, for it will see what I will not.

But the rest, the rest is mine, and from the vaporized form I will extract the iron, to keep with me forever. There, I will feel joy....

......m..am..ahahahahAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! THAT CUTE IT REALLY IS. DO YOU KNOW MY FULL POWER I'M NOT ONE POWER I AM ALL OF THEM. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO A STAR THEY DIE. IT A LONG TIME BY MORTALS BUT TO THE EMPTINESS OF SPACE IT'S NOTHING. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT LIVES FOREVER GOD! GODS CREATE AND MAKE THE UNIVERSE, GODS MAKE PLANET AND THE LITTLE THINKS THAT LIVE ON THEM, AND GODS CREATE AND WATCH STAR DIE! I WILL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE BURN UP AND DIE OR JOIN ME AND BECOME A GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Gods come and go. Pantheons that outlive their use fade from memory. Gods fall all the time, brushed from mortal memory under the unerring light of the sun. I am the stellar cosmic, the light from the beginning. Energy can not be created nor destroyed, and I exist and there for must exist. I embody change, but embrace my own existence as static throughout the universe..

If you do not accept my gift to end, you will beg for it when there is nothing left.. nothing but the dying of the light and yourself..

Then nothing at all...

then so be it BUT DESTROYING ONE STAR IS TO SMALL FOR A GOD

TILMOPH I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU. MAKE ARMADOX INTO A BIG BLEEDING RED STAR MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Currency_Generation

Hot dayum! First I'll accumulate all the wealth to myself, and then plunge the world into economic chaos. BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW CORPORATE CAPITALIST OVERLORD!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Their is one thing money can't buy, IMMORTALITY!!! JOIN ME AND I WILL GRANT YOU THAT GIFT.

 

[sagitel]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Currency_Generation

Hot dayum! First I'll accumulate all the wealth to myself, and then plunge the world into economic chaos. BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW CORPORATE CAPITALIST OVERLORD!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Or I could just, y'know, party all the time and play videogames all day for not having to worry about my economic situation anymore.

your avatar suits that post!

give me money! i fail in work and making money too.

damn it my power sucks

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Currency_Generation

Hot dayum! First I'll accumulate all the wealth to myself, and then plunge the world into economic chaos. BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW CORPORATE CAPITALIST OVERLORD!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Or I could just, y'know, party all the time and play videogames all day for not having to worry about my economic situation anymore.

your avatar suits that post!

give me money! i fail in work and making money too.

damn it my power sucks

on second thought zontar, don't kill sagitel. It would be like shooting a sick dog.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

I'M GOING TO TAKE A GOD NAP BUT I WILL RETURN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
zontar will hold the post for me.

 

[Zontar]

Uh, you there in East Asia, stop slacking off you're on the clock. (Man, ruling the world is harder then it looks)

 

[Asita]

And I get...Quantum uncertainty...so I can "control quantum physics to simulate the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics on a macroscopic scale generating a probabilistic duality of life and death"...which is more fun than it sounds, given that Schrödinger of Hellsing, the Luteces of Bioshock Infinite, and Kuroudo Akabane of Get Backers are listed as examples.

 

[Queen Michael]

"Blood constructs." Creating things out of blood.

Finally! An excuse to cut people!

[small]Pffft... Heheh... As if I needed one.[/small]

 

[Autumnflame]

Cardiology Manipulation

basically i can make a sick heart healthy or a healthy heart sick. or just kill someoine by stopping their heart

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Shield_Construction

Ive always wanted to be an earthbender! Even if I only have the one trick!

Well it will sure cut costs when Im at work as a builder If I can use this to build foundations.Have to see if the council is willing to pass an earth wall.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Divine Communication.
I can communincate with and influence my patron deities.
Might have been useful if I weren't an atheist.
I suppose I'll have to create my own god.

Cardiology Manipulation

basically i can make a sick heart healthy or a healthy heart sick. or just kill someoine by stopping their heart

Sounds like a good time to be heartless then.

 

[Caffeine Rage]

I ended up with Laser Vision, not bad. I could think of worse.

Well, the first page I got was a list of advanced abilities, but that seems like it would be cheating to get the full list, so I rolled again.

 

[Thaluikhain]

the thread is simple. go to http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki click random page and post whatever superpower that came for you.
mine is Seduction Immunity
so i cant be seduced. its cool i guess. maybe useful?

So...nobody will seduce you? That sounds more like a insult used by juvenile people, though your profile says you are underage.

Anyway, I get http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryo_Bomb_Generation

That actually sounds pretty cool. Though, it'd be cooler to creating freezing effects inside people.

 

[tilmoph]

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Physiology

I am the light in the darkness, my being spilling out around me as if so much stardust in the air. I am the hand that feeds life, and the energy to end it all in but a moment. I am so very vast, pressed thin the bonds that form this shell. So thin that all that holds me in is the willpower to be. So thin that to gaze upon me is to know the warmth of a summer's day, and to have my light dance upon your very cells as they stretch out to the sunlight and bask in the joy of being alive.

then so be it BUT DESTROYING ONE STAR IS TO SMALL FOR A GOD

TILMOPH I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU. MAKE ARMADOX INTO A BIG BLEEDING RED STAR MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

*examines Armadox*
*examines own powers*

Sooooo, you want me, the guy whose power is basically making himself bleed to death from the lungs, and whose best strategy was to infect himself with all kinds of nasty diseases in a pointless bid to cause some spiteful deaths, to destroy what is, in simple terms, a star god? By breathing (in space) some infected blood (both components of which can be obliterated in the heat of a sun) on it?

... I signed up with the demi-god of terrible plans, didn't I?

Well, it's been fun, and thanks for that immortality thing, and the free immunity to disease based pain (which you implicitly granted by using me as a follower, thereby agreeing to my terms) but I just remembered I'm booked for cults for the next ten billion trillion millennia. But I will certainly recommend your cult to all the people I hate and would like to see die pointlessly in dumb but hilarious ways.

 

[Scarecrow1001]

Purification... The power to remove all evil or negativity from any object or person.
That sounds awful... but then I realised, that means I could completely solve crime re-offence, or even stop some prior to the committing of it, depending on the scope. So, really, that is actually kickass for crime prevention/prison re-working!

 

[Guffe]

Power absorption immunity.
So basically if I have no other power this is useless. But if I, for example, alos had the power of, *randoms a second power*, Power Immunity, which means I am immune to others powers. Now no one can manipulate me or use some funky ass shit on me, while someone who would be able to absorb this power, won't be able to do that.

By the way:
What is the freakin' chance of me getting two immunity powers with 2 random rolls?
This is just freaky -.-

 

[laggyteabag]

Melanokinetic Blade Construction, AKA: the ability to create blade like weapons out of ink.

I don't know, could be useful. I will forever be an enemy of ink-filled pens. Would be kind of cool to just whip out a sword from seemingly nowhere though.

Lets try another because screw your rules, this is fun.

Hypnosis, AKA: Hypnosis.

Well that is awfully boring. Useful, but boring, oh well. At least it is better than ink swords.