Rapture Tomorrow

[Kesimir]

Is The Macho Man Randy Savage the harbinger of the apocalypse?!?!?

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/20/randy-savage-car-accident-macho-man-dead-dies-died-killed-wwe-wrestler-florida/

Really God? The whole rapture thing about only taking the holiest and you choose the Macho Man Randy Savage... really?!?

 

[keideki]

Is The Macho Man Randy Savage the harbinger of the apocalypse?!?!?

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/20/randy-savage-car-accident-macho-man-dead-dies-died-killed-wwe-wrestler-florida/

Really God? The whole rapture thing about only taking the holiest and you choose the Macho Man Randy Savage... really?!?

Randy Macho Man Savage is a HERO. DON'T YOU DARE PISS ON HIS MEMORY. hahahahaha, no really its just pretty funny if he is the first to go...

 

[Ace of Spades]

Thanks for the advice I'm not quite as nervous as I thought I'd be.

So what if you mess up? The worst that is going to happen is that you can find yourself asking the same person again, or perhaps another.

No use worrying about it.

Heh, the reason I'm not worried is that the girl in question kind of already told me she likes me, so this is a bad example

 

[hi_im_h]

I would love to see his face when he wakes up the next day...
The disappointment would be soul crushing.

 

[Bobbity]

Bobbity here, reporting in from Australia. We're almost a good eleven hours into the rapture, and I can tell you that shit all has happened so far.

 

[iamclockwork]

I think I've welcomed the rapture adequately. With a drink and watching "how I met your mother". Your move God.

 

[Drakmorg]

Aww man! I was gonna go see Priest tomorrow!
Kind of ironic that a supposed christian event is going to prevent me from seeing a movie called "Priest"

 

[aashell13]

So, even though this contradicts the bible ("No man shall know the day." "Beware false prophets." "Not even angels know the day."), what do you think?

I think he may have delayed the Rapture by letting us all know it had been planned for tomorrow.

Because here it's been "tomorrow" for two hours now and nothing's happened. Although, to be fair, I don't live by the sea, so I might miss it anyway...

Clearly, he meant the grand reopening of Ryan Industries' glorious underwater theme park and funhouse.

 

[Vault101]

its actually a nice sunny day, not even raining

 

[WanderingFool]

I think that guy is fucking with me. Tomorrow I have my college graduation. So he is basically saying I wasted four years of my life... that evangelical asshole...

 

[roostuf]

if it happens well shit, if not well im going back to my routine then.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I honestly thought this thread was about Bioshock...

OT: Complete baloney, I'm not worried in the least.

 

[Julianking93]

Ooh! We are going to have a big party tomorrow? What shall we do? ^_^

Indeed we shall! After all the "good" people have been raptured to Heaven, us sinners, heretics and non believers will stay down on Earth and do whatever the fuck we want
Best question; what won't we do? ^_~

 

[mikev7.0]

It's 21st here already. No rapture in sight. Which is good, I get to finish LA Noire before I get cast down to hell.

Well, actually The Rapture means that the faithful get taken up to heaven before a lot of the stuff from "The Book Of Revelations" happens, which is pretty much your last chance to repent. It's pretty much God and The Devil have their final battle and you get to be in the crossfire, the four horsemen of the apocolypse go charging around, all that stuff. Odds are if you weren't chosen you wouldn't notice anything until at least the 22nd anyway, the end of it transpires in like October by this theory, and that's when if your still consuming oxygen and haven't been saved you get cast down, or perhaps if meek get to inherit the earth which is one of those things I don't quite "get" of course given what's liable to be left of it probably won't be fun to live on.

I'm not saying it's going to happen, I'm just saying you should at least understand the dogma beore dismissing it. Really, to be absolutly sure, you'd pretty much have to be sitting here in five months on the 21st. Right now now when the 21st for Jerusalum passes all you can really say with authority if your still here is that you aren't saved, and were't around anyone that was. Given that this accounts for a very tiny portion of people probably, that may or may not mean much with this still being potentially accurate.

Now, I'm not a deeply spiritual Christian, and I don't quite buy this date, I believe by some beliefs when The Rapture happens your supposed to hear Gabriel's Horn, and Michael's Sword is going to shear the stars from the sky, though I could be wrong about that. That's potentially a sign someone who isn't saved can see to let them know what happened.

Your probably right that nothing will happen of course, especially seeing as no man is supposed to know the date (only god), but at least have the respect to hold off on the levity about a failure until you know... the prophecy has actually failed.

Wait don't tell people to hold OFF on the levity!! I for one come here for the specific purpose of being uh....levitated? What is the purpose of divine spirituality anywho, being bored? Sure has looked that way to me.... I know it's not and I no longer really question infinity or the divine since I can't really figure that stuff out anyway and no one has really ever defined consciousness but who are you to say party's over? I mean you may believe one way but others here (a scary, scary amount actually) worship at the temple of Pinkie Pie, try telling THEM no partying because of some pesky apocalypse! (actually, please DO. I can think of little more amusing than 100 demons screaming and hissing when suddenly happening upon 100 brony high priests dancing towards them armed only with cupcakes and screaming "Candy Bitches!!"

As I said maybe that's not the way you see the battle of Weird vs. Evil going down but I ask you the same question I ask myself whenever I find myself with a sudden urge to swallow my tongue. Who are you or anyone else to say what is right?? I hate to bring it all back to Richard Dawkins brilliant rejoinder to the simple question "What if your wrong?" but it really is true. People's beliefs are based on what their environment is and what makes them feel. You may think a universe ruled by a random, very pink, and totally non-extant equine infinite entity is ludicrous and I for one agree with you, but how much better do you really think all this armageddon non sense sounds to the rational? Bingo, not much better. In fact it sounds no more plausable at all. So me? I'll vote for the outcome where I get to party and see 100 demons make "that" face.

 

[Yureina]

Ooh! We are going to have a big party tomorrow? What shall we do? ^_^

Indeed we shall! After all the "good" people have been raptured to Heaven, us sinners, heretics and non believers will stay down on Earth and do whatever the fuck we want
Best question; what won't we do? ^_~

I like the way you think.

There shall be many a great parties once this rapture business has happened! ^_^

 

[Jewrean]

At least it's the weekend and we can get our affairs in order. It would be shitty if the end of the world was while I was at work.

 

[WanderingFool]

Somewhat worried. No, not because of the supposed "Rapture." I'm more afraid of the people who are extremists. If a large group of people truly believe the 21st is the beginning of the end, how far are they going to take it? Would they start interpreting the interpreter and just go completely over the deep end with a cult founded on ad lib?

And if anything bad happens, I seriously hope Harold Camping gets arrested for being an instigator at the very least. He went all out with this "THE END IS NIGH" rabble and put fear into people. 2,200 billboards to tell people they may soon be dead? It almost feels like terrorism.

Thats a good point. If something like a death cult happens, and all the people how believe the 21st is the Rapture, and they kill themselves, cause thats what death cults do I suppose, than I will both laugh my ass off, and feel horrible for doing it.

 

[CrashBang]

I've got exams next week so it would save me having to revise, I guess. But I'm also away from my folks and it would make me sad to not be rapture-d with them

 

[mikev7.0]

It's the rapture, all gods chosen people will go to heaven and the rest of us get 5 months without them before the world ends 21st of October.

So we get five months without the religious crazy people? Aren't we supposed to be the ones getting punished? This will be wonderful!

I know right? See this is why I wish the private sector would hurry up and figure out how much money there is just floating about in space! (honest!) That way we'd have the vessels all ready and when they didn't achieve rapture we could have some sellevangelist tell them all that it was a metaphor for PLANET rapture and their rides ready! That way the extremist nuts are out of here AND we're able to search for planets within range that can sustain life with little terraforming or outside resources, it's a win/win! That would be a great plan, to deal with one of the most chaotic, disruptive, and irrational threats to society by having them all believe that they are going to a special place just for god's chosen. An' calling it Rapture.

Hey waitasec....

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I'm hoping it does but not in a rapture-y kind of way, shame it won't