Really stupid movie ideas

[Ten Foot Bunny]

A reboot of the Porky's franchise. Doesn't matter who's in it, who writes it, who directs it, or who's the set fluffer, the entire affair would be a train wreck.

However! I'd buy a copy of the movie's game, just to boast that I have the Atari 2600 version AND the new one.

 

[Albino Boo]

God challenges Satan to a game of where's Waldo. God is played by Eddie Murphy and Satan is played Nicholas Cage.

What a disappointingly conspicuous absence of Michael Sheen. Looks like a good film, but I regrettably have to disqualify it from my crapalogue for the crime of actually being quite a nice idea.

Rob Brydon is welsh and can do a pretty good Michael Sheen imation, so I figured its close enough.

 

[geK0]

Did anyone see that movie trailer with the living foosball figures who, judging from the trailer alone, don't seem to play a major roll in the actual plot? THAT looks like a dumb movie idea.

Then there's that Pixels movie which that other thread is talking about

Then there's the dumb ideas like the Lego Movie or Ted which somehow managed to work.

 

[Catfood220]

a movie about the terminator without the charm and with KHALEESI (ie shittiest actress in popular culture right now

Oh that's not fair, not while Kristen Stewart continues to call herself an actress. At least Emilia Clarke can portray different emotions other than a blank dead eyed stare.

Speaking of which

co-starring Kristen Stewart as the romantic interest

She would do better as the couch, at least she doesn't have act, just lay on the floor and do nothing. Its the perfect role for her.

 

[Bobic]

I'd love to see a biopic on Martin Luther King Jr, played by Zach Galifianakis, with an impassioned director(s) (hopefully Friedberg and Seltzer) defending him as 'the only man who could portray him', just to see if society as we know it would collapse.

Moving on from that, did you know Will Smith was considered for the role of Neo in the Matrix. Say what you will about Keanu 'balsa wood cut-out' Reeves, but the whole spaced-out thing worked in that film, and Will Smith (1999 Will Smith that is, still seen as the Fresh Prince, between Men in Black and Wild Wild West, soon to release 'Willenium') joking through the whole thing, getting jiggy with Morpheus, and bringing in dollops of cheese would've ruined it. . . a whole 4 years before the sequels did.

I was also going to mention Steven Segal trying to create a Genghis Kahn movie, with him as the lead, but won't go much further, because honestly, while that is a terrible idea, even if you have the best idea in the world, adding the words 'starring Steven Segal' instantly creates a bad film.

 

[Albino Boo]

I was also going to mention Steven Seagal trying to create a Genghis Kahn movie, with him as the lead, but won't go much further, because honestly, while that is a terrible idea, even if you have the best idea in the world, adding the words 'starring Steven Seagal' instantly creates a bad film.

There is a John Wayne movie with him as Genghis Kahn. It was so bad that he tried to buy up all the prints.

 

[sageoftruth]

This movie is about a dance battle between two high school dance troupes. The problem is, the zombie apocalypse has struck and everyone except for the squad leaders have become brain-dead zombies. Can Betty prove that her undead dance troupe can shuffle better than stuck-up Sasha's "popular" zombies? Come find out in the new movie, "Shuffle Up".

 

[sageoftruth]

A remake of Sense and Sensibility, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stalone as Elinor and Marianne, in 3D!!!!