Really stupid movie ideas

[Barbas]

It's 1:32 in the AM here in Scotland. The alarm went off at 10 minutes past midnight and it's still going. We don't know how to reset it for annoying reasons that I won't go into. Suffice to say, they should have listened to me, the fools.

Anyway, I'm wide awake like a loris right now. So, let's pass some time by exchanging crap film pitches. Is there an actor or actress who doesn't fit in a certain situation? Shoehorn them in and tell us what would unfold. For bonus points, tell us about really bad acting choices in films. The remake of Psycho with Vince Vaughn, for instance. Or how about Shia LaBeouf in an Indiana Jones mov-...oh, wait a minute.

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[FPLOON]

-A mockumantary involving the making of the making of a mockumentary... loosely based on the stage play about making a stage play...
-A teen movie reenacted by babies... that includes the underage drinking and sexual intercourse...
-An art film about the dangers of walking at .000000000000001 miles per hour...

OT: A yoga-teaching superhero... Sure, it may not sound bad, but considering a possible cast for the lead superhero is Daniel Tosh, I would have expected it to be Amy Schumer or Abbi Jacobson at least...

 

[Fijiman]

Personally, when I saw the title for this thread I immediately thought of this.

 

[Skatologist]

The movie can actually exist, right? Anyways...I found this earlier this year and I was just like...this is either intentionally or unintentionally the worst idea for a film I've heard of:

Spoiler: Spoiler EDIT: Maybe considered NSFW?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Okay, so I'm thinking a star vehicle here in 1989. Racist American cop is forced to partner with a strait-laced Japanese investigator in 80's Detroit, already failing thanks to cheaper Japanese imports. They search for stolen supercharger plans and get into crazy hijinks! I'm thinking we could've used Pat Morita as the Japanese guy, and for the American... what the heck, let's throw in Jay Leno.

Spoiler: ...oh wait, that's been done....

 

[Rylot]

Adam Sandler loses his memory every night and every day is courted by Tyler Perry dressing as a different female sailor each day. Madea's 50 First Mates.

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[geK0]

The story of a sentient couch who endures being sat on and having Cheetos, Popcorn and pennies lost inside it until one day it decides "enough is enough" and embarks on an epic journey into the city of New York to prove it can be a broadway musical prop!

Staring Michael Cera as the couch
co-starring Kristen Stewart as the romantic interest
and Samuel Jackson as the main antagonist!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

A Schindler's List remake, starring Mel Gibson. Give him directorial control as well, just for the hell of it. Don't tell me you wouldn't go see it.

 

[Barbas]

After Spoony's summary, I think I'd watch a series of sketches called "Bored Volturi" that featured nothing more than Michael Sheen and his co-stars bitching at one another about their dreary lives in Italy.

A Schindler's List remake, starring Mel Gibson. Give him directorial control as well, just for the hell of it. Don't tell me you wouldn't go see it.

It's be like asking Karl Pilkington to make a documentary about Chinese people, but worse.

The movie can actually exist, right? Anyways...I found this earlier this year and I was just like...this is either intentionally or unintentionally the worst idea for a film I've heard of...

Not as bad an idea as whatever Oversexed Rug-suckers From Mars turned out to be.

 

[Albino Boo]

A possessed wig takes over the mind of an American billionaire and forces him to run for the Republican nomination.

 

[Albino Boo]

After Spoony's summary, I think I'd watch a series of sketches called "Bored Volturi" that featured nothing more than Michael Sheen and his co-stars bitching at one another about their dreary lives in Italy.

Been done with Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan

 

[Barbas]

After Spoony's summary, I think I'd watch a series of sketches called "Bored Volturi" that featured nothing more than Michael Sheen and his co-stars bitching at one another about their dreary lives in Italy.

Been done with Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan...

What a disappointingly conspicuous absence of Michael Sheen. Looks like a good film, but I regrettably have to disqualify it from my crapalogue for the crime of actually being quite a nice idea.

 

[sageoftruth]

The heartwarming 3-hour tale about a forbidden romance between a peniless mime... and himself

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

This is the most entertaining thread i've seen. Great idea, OP! Hope this gains popularity.
Damn, Sandlers been taken. Ok...wolverine, coming of age drama with the main plot of human centipede. Wolverine could be a victim, hero or main antagonist...either is entertaining in it's own horrifically messed up way.


Actually no...a reboot of the third human centipede...with the above plot. Because fuck you! This film is bad, right?