Red Dead Redemption Players Murder 132 Million People in Two Weeks

[Angus565]

It makes the game that much more humorous when I picture it populated by drunks shooting wolves from the train. And cows.

Damn that's a lot of cows.

No that's a lot of steak.

MMMMMM!!!!

We're going to need a big-ass grill for this BBQ.

 

[Johnteerules]

is there a stat for how many people were mauled by those stupid mountain lions?
or killing any grizzly bears

 

[ark123]

How long before these stats show up on Fox News.

 

[Composer]

is there any story after

Spoiler

you become jack

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Last time I checked, I have 530 headshots So I contributed for sure.

 

[TPiddy]

I'd love to see the disarm stats... I always went for disarms in fights so that I could walk up to them and butt-end them with my rifle or stick it up under their chin before blowing them away.

 

[Something Amyss]

Oh, so it's not REAL people?

The wolf population is fine. If I had a nickel for every time they respawned seconds after I got the last one, I'd be rich.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

You do know you can get it back by selecting the deed, right?

Yes, but I was poor then, as I spent all my money on guns. Although I do have it back now,after winning $600 on Liar's Dice, which is good.

 

[The Night Shade]

Really just 132 million thats nothing

 

[OceanRunner]

Hardly suprising. RDR is the best western game ever made.

 

[Caradinist]

To be fair, a majority of them deserved it. ESPECIALLY the animals.

They never mentioned that a majority of those people tried to kill you.

 

[kickyourass]

Woooooow, that's a very, very large number. How is that even possible? And to think they reached that number WITHOUT my help, I'm not sure whether to be concerned or proud.

 

[londelen]

I was responsible for every single statistic on that page.

 

[Super Toast]

Why do I see the military suddenly looking at that statistic and thinking "Hey, maybe these gamers have potential?"

Yay, we managed to kill more than WW2! In 2 weeks!

We are such saints. Kung Fu Jesus would be proud.

OT: Me and my friend probably contributed at least 2000 of those kills.

 

[tipp6353]

See, video games don't make us violent! I have a hard time imagining that 132million would be killed in real life if Live went offline for two weeks...
Poor wolves though, they deserve it less than those bloody mountain lions...

those son of a bitchs need to die, i swear they have cloaking devices.

 

[Broady Brio]

Now to collect data from how many hours sunk into a single RPG game.

 

[Yopaz]

Well, depopulating Texas wouldn't be the end of the world. I actually think we could do without the Iraq war for one.

Are you implying that texas is the reason for the war on terror, and that you wouldn't mind all of the soldiers to be dead? Because that what it looks like. But I don't live in, nor have I ever been to texas. And I'm pretty sure I'm not dieing anytime soon. Sorry to bust your bubble.

but wait..? How does that make any sense?
Did you seriously just say "We gamers aren't really that bad" and "I don't care if all of Texas was killed" in the same sentence? Ah, yes you did.

Not sure if you knew that a sentence ends with . so I didn't say those 2 in the same sentence. As for the part you actually quoted, that's a joke, you might have heard about those things before, read up some here [link]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke[/link]. I started the post with a joke involving something from the article then I made the serious post afterward. Learn to take jokes and not get offended or the internet can be a really scary place for you.

 

[Mcface]

Well, depopulating Texas wouldn't be the end of the world. I actually think we could do without the Iraq war for one.

Are you implying that texas is the reason for the war on terror, and that you wouldn't mind all of the soldiers to be dead? Because that what it looks like. But I don't live in, nor have I ever been to texas. And I'm pretty sure I'm not dieing anytime soon. Sorry to bust your bubble.

but wait..? How does that make any sense?
Did you seriously just say "We gamers aren't really that bad" and "I don't care if all of Texas was killed" in the same sentence? Ah, yes you did.

Not sure if you knew that a sentence ends with . so I didn't say those 2 in the same sentence. As for the part you actually quoted, that's a joke, you might have heard about those things before, read up some here [link]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke[/link]. I started the post with a joke involving something from the article then I made the serious post afterward. Learn to take jokes and not get offended or the internet can be a really scary place for you.

I wasn't offended at all. If im not offended by people trying to kill me, I dont think some guy I don't know on the internet will have much of a chance. And I don't really see how your joke is funny, actually it was so unfunny I couldn't even tell it was a joke, maybe, sir, you should read the article on how to tell a good one.

 

[brodie21]

and most of it was people finding inventive ways to murder jeb murphy, voiced by anthony cumia of the radio show Opie & Anthony