Rehab

[Calobi]

Please, not everyone is like them. Turning everyone away immediately just ensures that eventually they're the only type left on the Internet. We need new members, and we need to encourage others to give up on the things that lead to people like this. Please, trust.

I.... I don't know anymore. Maybe. But they'll have to prove they're not a troll first!

*Gets out his Report Stick[sup]TM[/sup]

That's OK, so long as you give them a chance. Also, nice Report Stick [sup]TM[/sup]. I've been looking into getting one myself, but I don't know. How's yours?

 

[Hazy]

He has no life.

How do you kill that which has no life?

With Fire.
*Snip*

What do we burn though to make the fire?

I'll keep watch the rest of the night. I've become quite proficient in writing up reports. But that was a strange onslaught.

No need, Wilson will probably be up the rest of the night watching him.

Rejection letters from Girls he's asked out, theres bound to be thousands.

 

[ElephantGuts]

I would say we should try beating him at his own game, but I don't think anyone wants to do that. I probably could, though. I would suck it up and do my duty in defence of the Escapist.

I feel bad for Wilson though. If I had moderator powers, I would help him.

Yep, if only I was a mod, the Escapist would be a better place...

 

[Dorian]

That's OK, so long as you give them a chance. Also, nice Report Stick [sup]TM[/sup]. I've been looking into getting one myself, but I don't know. How's yours?

Pretty nice. Gets jammed sometimes, occasionally miss fires 'cause the touch-pad sucks, but despite its faults, it helps fend back evil people rather nicely.

*Hands Calobi a card*

I got it there.

 

[newguy77]

He has no life.

How do you kill that which has no life?

Spoiler: With Fire.

Lots of Fire.

Spoiler: Chief want fire, big fire.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Coffee is disgusting.

Coffee is one of my favorite drinks =(.

I want those donuts!!

 

[Flour]

This is the second thread I've read about...

What happened?

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Mmm coffee. Black in the morning, flavored for dessert.

This is the second thread I've read about...

What happened?

Troll that was posting numerous pictures of a disturbing and sexual nature.

 

[Hazy]

I'll keep watch the rest of the night. I've become quite proficient in writing up reports. But that was a strange onslaught.

I'm with you. I was planning on pulling an all-nighter tonight, this just gives me all the more incentive for it.

 

[flare09]

Coffee is disgusting. I hate pictures of all edible liquids except water.

 

[Kogarian]

What if we need help because we eat too many doughnuts, drink too much coffee, and taunt kittens?

 

[ElephantGuts]

What if we need help because we eat too many doughnuts, drink too much coffee, and taunt kittens?

Then you fail at rehab.

 

[cantthinkofausername]

*Calms down to heavy breathing*

I don't...... don't think I can....... trust new users....... anymore.....

Well an old user found out I was new and burned my house down. So now I'm here.

 

[Kogarian]

What if we need help because we eat too many doughnuts, drink too much coffee, and taunt kittens?

Then you fail at rehab.

...on a scale of fail, how bad does that make me at life?

Is there some sort of 'extra credit' I could do to maybe pass?

 

[Hydrus]

Unfortunately, i happened to be at work while checking the Escapist. Now the maintence dude who walked past my office has a very different opinion of me.

I'm expecting awkward phone calls from my boss any minute....

 

[ElephantGuts]

What if we need help because we eat too many doughnuts, drink too much coffee, and taunt kittens?

Then you fail at rehab.

...on a scale of fail, how bad does that make me at life?

Is there some sort of 'extra credit' I could do to maybe pass?

Don't worry, plenty of people fail rehab. You can take it over as many times as you want to. Until you die, that is.

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

Man am I glad with you guys around! Always in the front lines, taking the first blows before us... weaker willed individuals can be harmed significantly. Thank you my friends, you did us a splendiferous job!

Now.. are there still some doughnuts?

 

[Dorian]

Now.. are there still some doughnuts?

*Holds the box towards him*

Take your pick.

 

[Skeleon]

Coffee?
Right, I almost forgot.
I need my fix.
*brews coffee*

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

Now.. are there still some doughnuts?

*Holds the box towards him*

Take your pick.

You're the best! Oh oh can I have that pink one? NO WAIT I'd like the green one with the black stuff on it- or... perhaps the orange one with those chocolate things over it! But what do you think about the one with all the coloured sprinkles?

Oh wait, coffee's ready, want some?