Rehab

[sorry user name taken.]

i was in rehab this year............didnt have any of those things heh must be a American rehab =/

 

[LilGherkin]

You just can't keep sending a man into that fray, too many goes and he either becomes what he was meant to stop or just goes insane. *Hand jitter while trying to sip the coffee* Oh well, another troll, another day. Let's go to work boys!

 

[traceur_]

He has no life.

How do you kill that which has no life?

With Mercer, lots of Mercer.

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[SecretTacoNinja]

Ooh, what scarring thing did I miss?

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Ooh, what scarring thing did I miss?

Just a bunch of Goatse posts.
It's honestly not that shocking anymore.

Pah, if I wished to troll I could do 100 times better than that.

Amateurs...

 

[traceur_]

Ooh, what scarring thing did I miss?

Just a bunch of Goatse posts.
It's honestly not that shocking anymore.

Also what is this goatsee thing? I'm pretty sure I don't want to know but my curiosity must be satisfied.

Google it.
Be warned, if you've not seen it before, you'll probably wish to retain that innocence.

huh well that was lame, just some guy...yeh... I don't get what the big deal is. Impressive but i wonder what his wife thinks of it.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Oh, pullups? Thought you were slaughtering a kitten for a second, pullups are much less violent, especially when cute animals are doing it.

Also, can you get some spicey chicken sandwiches at the escapist? I love me my spicey chicken sandwiches.

 

[traceur_]

huh well that was lame, just some guy...yeh... I don't get what the big deal is. Impressive but i wonder what his wife thinks of it.

I posit that she is the one taking the picture.
God only knows why.

I guess some people are into kinky stuff mate, some weird people out there.

 

[wordsmith]

i was in rehab this year............didnt have any of those things heh must be a American rehab =/

You know, they tried to make ME go to rehab, but I was like "No, no, no!".

Sorry, I had to

EDIT:

And worst of all, I typed this all in under 2 minutes.
So...How is you day?

Baring in mind that the average typing speed is around 50 wpm, and you posted 105 words, that's not particularly a revelation. Especially as that's 105 words with 6 mistakes (and a broken sentence... I'm guessing you were going somewhere with "My GF.", but didn't make it...

 

[traceur_]

I guess some people are into kinky stuff mate, some weird people out there.

No, I mean, I get that.
I think collars and handcuffs are pretty neat, though sex, as always, is boring.

I'm just wondering what possessed them to share.
Why put it on the internet?

Maybe he wanted to create his own meme.

 

[ElephantGuts]

I would say we should try beating him at his own game, but I don't think anyone wants to do that. I probably could, though. I would suck it up and do my duty in defence of the Escapist.

I feel bad for Wilson though. If I had moderator powers, I would help him.

Yep, if only I was a mod, the Escapist would be a better place...

I am in the same boat with you (ha it's funny because your avatar is a boat)

That is a ship in my avatar, sir, not a boat. A mistake like that could get you thrown overboard in the navy.

No hard feelings though.

Just Goatse. Amateur shit from an amateur troll.

It's funny you should say that because in one of his threads I told him that he was embarrassing himself by being really uncreative and that if he's going to do this he should atleast put some thought into his work. And that was without even knowing he had used goatse.

So stupid, this troll, so stupid. I'd think a lot better of him if he was atleast a good one. I can appreciate a skilled individual, even if they use their skills for evil. But this person is just overall despicable.

 

[sneak_copter]

Could anybody explain this phenomenon?
Or is this some kind of secret club?

 

[bodyklok]

those donuts look good O_O

I know, now I'm hungry. That aside though,

This guy keeps coming back.

Who? Can someone explain what this is all about?

 

[EeveeElectro]

Doughnuts are disusting.
Did I miss something?

 

[A random person]

I'll keep watch the rest of the night. I've become quite proficient in writing up reports. But that was a strange onslaught.

You were there when the memorable escapists thread was attacked, correct? I called a meeting to mobilize and fight this and other trolls in an earlier post here. Read it, and PM me about arranging a thread to discuss possible courses of action.

I unfortunately missed the initial attack, but I spent the rest of the time going around cleaning up the threads that popped up if that's any consolation. The best plan of attack is if you see an obvious super troll problem like this again, report not only their post, but their profile as well. That seems to get rid of them faster.

I did report the profile, informing the mods of the picture he posted. I still think an organized troll fighting force alongside the mods is something that should be arranged.

One of the problems is it takes more than one report to get someone in the list to be reviewed. So we'd need a large amount of people on at any given time that are part of this task force. Also, I'm not sure the mods would approve of us doing their job (or attempting to).

Agreed on the mod part. I'll only start to go through if we have some mod backing.

 

[ae86gamer]

Doughnuts are disusting.
Did I miss something?

Coffee is disgusting.

Coffee and donuts are gross.

Also, what happened? Why do we need rehab?

 

[traceur_]

Doughnuts are disusting.
Did I miss something?

Coffee is disgusting.

Coffee and donuts are gross.

Also, what happened? Why do we need rehab?

A troll and goatse, nothing major. Also coffee is awesome.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Doughnuts are disusting.
Did I miss something?

Coffee is disgusting.

Coffee and donuts are gross.

Also, what happened? Why do we need rehab?

A troll and goatse, nothing major. Also coffee is awesome.

Meh, I've been out all day.
Stupid university day T__T at least I got a free pen.

 

[macatombe]

Hold on a minute what happend?

 

[traceur_]

those donuts look good O_O

I know, now I'm hungry. That aside though,

This guy keeps coming back.

Who? Can someone explain what this is all about?

That thunder hitler guy, aka close-ranged-weapons-bastard and also leeky I think, I'm not sure, I picked most of this up from general chatter but he was trolling us for a little while and this thread is because he posted goatse, nothing major but this is a good thread, I say just roll with it.