All I could think of after reading this was, "Punkbuster once again proves what a useless piece of shit it is."
Reliable Source: I Once Punched a 13-Year-Old in the Face
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Ahh your articles always put a smile on my face. Great work as always Mr.Cox! Perhaps some day we shall meet and exhange war stories of funny surnames.
Jesus... I'm almost ashamed to admit that this is (to some degree) a bit new to me. I mean, yes, I've had my fair share of shitty players who claim "HAX" every time, but I've never seen clan drama on this caliber.
The closest I've been exposed to this would probably be the "People vs Racists" smackdowns that would happen on Unreal Tournament servers (later mirrors over to Halo CE). I mean, what would you expect to get when people have the nerve to make dedicated servers with names like "White Power" or "No Niggers Allowed"?
On the other hand, I've had so many experiences with the "OMG U HAX" assholes, that it almost feels like a normal thing for me. These are the same kids who won't let you play Captain Falcon on Brawl because they can't block his moves, or some shit. If only they all received a well play punch in the mouth that they rightfully deserve.
Diclaimer: Yes, I am aware that this article is satirical.
The closest I've been exposed to this would probably be the "People vs Racists" smackdowns that would happen on Unreal Tournament servers (later mirrors over to Halo CE). I mean, what would you expect to get when people have the nerve to make dedicated servers with names like "White Power" or "No Niggers Allowed"?
On the other hand, I've had so many experiences with the "OMG U HAX" assholes, that it almost feels like a normal thing for me. These are the same kids who won't let you play Captain Falcon on Brawl because they can't block his moves, or some shit. If only they all received a well play punch in the mouth that they rightfully deserve.
Diclaimer: Yes, I am aware that this article is satirical.
Uhhh..... What do you say we form an alliance so that you don't do that to me?Therumancer said:
Normal person+ anonymity + audience= fuckwad. Unfortunately, this kid didn't have the anonymity. I see this kind of thing too much these days, it's retarded, some 10 year old joins a server, won't shut the fuck up on the mic then accuses of hacking because they're shit. He deserved everything he got. He actually reminds me of myself, fat, 13, coke, crisps, iron maiden, it's like a **** version of me.
Punk kids these days need to learn that they can get beaten up for what they say on the internet.
Personally, I would have headbutted the little prick. Nothing says revenge like good, hard connection of the skulls.
Great story though. Glad to see a cooler head prevailed.
Great story though. Glad to see a cooler head prevailed.
Hilarious. It's actually quite shocking how much nerd-o-rama can come of video games...
Reliable Source is perhaps the most consistently oresum column on the Escapist.
Reliable Source is perhaps the most consistently oresum column on the Escapist.
You should have punched Jim in the face what kind of friend hangs you out to dry like that and then votes you out of his clan? I've been in a few clans over the years and if anyone of our team was banned like that the game would have been ended and we would have asked for a demo. I guess what I'm trying to say is your friend Jim is a complete tool.
I've punched a 13 year old in the head.
I just happened to be 13 at the time.
Also - never had this problem, usually because I am either shit or DEMONSTRABLY AWESOME.
As in if I do kill people, it's more because of something they've done wrong or that they can see I've done right.
And whilst I will kick people for ruining other people's fun, regardless of whether it is hacking (this was back when some weird people thought I was a good choice for admin,) It seems churlish to kick someone for being good in a competitive match.
I just happened to be 13 at the time.
Also - never had this problem, usually because I am either shit or DEMONSTRABLY AWESOME.
As in if I do kill people, it's more because of something they've done wrong or that they can see I've done right.
And whilst I will kick people for ruining other people's fun, regardless of whether it is hacking (this was back when some weird people thought I was a good choice for admin,) It seems churlish to kick someone for being good in a competitive match.
I must say I agree. Anyone who you count as a friend who takes some anonymous person's word over yours is generally a tool and I know because a former friend of mine pulled the same BS on me. I'd rather be stuck with stereotypical XBL tard than deal with Clan drama ever again. I wish I could just punch some people's souls whenever I run into this BS.baconfist said:
