Reliable Source: I Once Punched a 13-Year-Old in the Face

[Deviltongue]

Marion Cox, You are my Hero. *HIGH FIVE*

 

[JohnTomorrow]

Mmmm, Big Lebowski quotes are usually the best to fall back on. If I'm ever in doubt, I go with the best Harrison Ford voice I can muster and the line "Give me back my family".

or "Get off my plane!"

You should have punched him in the face. Not many people in our world gets that kind of oppertunity, to wipe the fake internet bravado from a punk's mind and showing him just what real life entails. That, if he'd done such a thing in a personal setting, that the result would be the same.

It irritates me how these punks are. Treating people with disrespect, calling names and false accusations. Why do they do it? Are they compensating for their inadequacies in the real world? Does shyness and introvertion equate to bigotry and over-confidence in the digital world?

 

[Maibus]

Lol It might be because I like The Next Generation, but the "Picard out" line cracked me up, hate when people suck and get you kicked for being good at something. I mean if you don't want success just say so.

 

[Jark212]

Greatest story I'll likely hear all week...

 

[Valiance]

I love this article so much.
I love pretty much everything in this column, but the last 2 paragraphs here are just hilarious and awesome.

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

This is why I decided to stay as a Community Admin rather then a clan member, the bullshit of teens swearing, accusing, and purposely kicking me from their CoD2 server to "eliminate" a threat.

2 weeks later they joined the server I Admin using a aimbot, The Ban Hammer got its feed of squeaky teens.

 

[rebus_forever]

i like you, by which i mean the author

 

[rebus_forever]

tbh reading these articles is a little annoying, its like listening to a he says she says argument except we only get your version of the story and your version always feels like uve ommited certain facts and added extra ones to make yer self seem more interesting.
like for one i doubt yer mate would suddenly jus flip on u like if u didnt either have a history of cheating or that u were infact cheating and tbh the fact yer article is dedicated to u bragging bout how u punched sum poor fat kid in the face indicates to me that u probably actually are immature enough to cheat in a online game.
Im also sceptical that u even punched this kid in the face tbh cause u basically described the most f*cking cliche nerd ever doing the most nerdy thing possible (other than trading pokemon cards urgggh)
I think in ur mind ur in mid divorce, pissed off that yer losing a game, (which probably then made u do the other most cliche thing nerds do while losing which is to say "yeah well at least i have a life" or sumthing along the lines of "gg fatty" or kiddie) chuck a lil fit, put yer "hacks" on, come back from yer loss then get busted by punkbuster causing yer whole team to lose the match on the spot when it kicked in.
Then im guessing yer friend probably went nuts at u for making a dick move like that etc etc etc rage rage rage aww friendship breaks up, gg game drama strikes again and u do nothing but sit there thinking about how ud "smash that fat nerd" in real life.
That and the fact that you would have to be a total f*cking idiot to put up a confession with so much detail like this where this fat kid if he exsists would more than likely come to this site find out your real name and u end up with a nice assault and theft charge.....

is your name poon?

 

[darkkan2125]

you build me up and let me down

 

[masher]

Battlefield 1942 was the best! I did the same thing, the "land torpedo" thing. There was a weird thrill to plowing through the cannon fodder, past zipping bullets and exploding shells, all to just completely destroy a single tank. And if your "indicator of success" was unwilling and/or unknowing, it made it all the more fun.