Reliable Source: Mac Vs. PC

[Danpascooch]

12345? That's the kind of password an idiot would have on his luggage!

That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage!

No way! me too!

 

[Danpascooch]

Also the first paragraph or two really really uncomfortably reminded me of this erotic story I once read...

Dear Mr. "madbird" valiant,
Any resemblance between this story and a the story "Bangladeshi Incest Tech-Support part XII" is purely coincidental.

Yours,
M. Cox

Lol, you sir are a god

 

[Danpascooch]

holy shit, you tell amazing stories, i could imagine it perfectly as i was reading it, and it sounds exactly what i would have done, god i wanna go find a hippy fuck and drop a tower on his face

I'm starting an organization, get in on it now because soon the FBI will shut it down!

 

[Danpascooch]

Seriously though, is there anything in this world better than Barbecue Chicken Pizza?

 

[GotMurf]

Really enjoyed reading that xD Kudos to you, good article.

 

[Caiti Voltaire]

It just goes to show that when people are acting oddly, it usually means something odd is going around. Good on you to look out for your sister like that. I know my brother wouldn't (seeing as he has more in common with Renault than anyone else, heh heh)

 

[SamThe1]

Don't take this the wrong way but i hope you made up that story.

 

[sougo13]

As with your previous articles, I can't seem to seperate facts from frictions.

Why can't my life be half as exciting as yours Mr.Cox?

 

[MattKirby]

Amazing story, not sure if it's true or false, but, just fantastic. I've never read any of your articles before but this certainly has me hooked.

 

[The Brewin]

hmmmmmmm, i appreciate the comedy aspect...even if it had nothing to do with macs...at all

Any problems Mac related seem to come from unfamiliarity with the software, nothing else..and Renault is everything wrong with the world...and not a bespoke Mac reader, this article would have made just as much comedic effect if the Mac was removed entirely and replaced with DELL.

 

[zHellas]

My god, sir...This was so awesome!

 

[Orange_Clockwork]

It's a joy to know Mac's are over-rated garbage and Pc's still reign supreme. Hmm, orange chicken supreme sounds good about now.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I wouldn't be surprised if the Mac leaked some kind of highly acidic fluid & shrieked loudly when you broke it. Good show sir!

 

[Skinny Razor]

They couldn't make it selling bongs in San Francisco. Market saturation.

Miso soup and tentacle porn. Thanks Japan!

 

[mokes310]

Solid story, I loved reading it!

 

[UnusualStranger]

So...my PC can double as a weapon?

^_-

-_^

Freaking awesome! Thanks for the tip!

 

[geizr]

I'm a mac-user, and I didn't find this funny at all. You know, it's people like you who...blah blah blah yackity shmackity blah blah...

No, I'm lying(about not finding it funny). It was hilarious! Though, that's a shame about the boyfriend being such an ass and all. And to the people that do want to turn this thread into a real PC vs. Mac fanboi, religious crusade, go get a life and just enjoy the machine you use.

 

[-Torchedini-]

That was good, I'm surprised. Well done good sir.

Also the first paragraph or two really really uncomfortably reminded me of this erotic story I once read...

I think we might have read the same story

 

[RJ Dalton]

This. Is. AWESOME!!!

I was expecting an article about some stupid argument like on those ridiculous mac commercials, but instead I found something that was actually worth reading. This makes my day that much better.

On a slightly related note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYCpCeU_cRk

 

[InsaneOne10]

Bravo! My PC's big and I like it that way! So is my bass guitar, I pride myself on its ability to crush creak-heads beneath its heft!

I can only agree, and the bass gives you more reach too.

And it's true that Macs appear to attract the computer illiterate more than PCs.