representative of earth

[AvsJoe]

I wouldn't choose anyone. Let the aliens attack; we'll Independence Day the motherfuckers. I'm sure Randy Quaid would love to give the alien spacecraft an F-15 enema in real life.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Hey guys imagine for a minute that an alien race came to earth wanting to destroy us (for whatever reason) and we were given one chance to save it by chosing a spokesperson to convince them that we should live who would you choose?

I personally would vote for stephen fry.

Screw that, I'm voting for Christopher Walken.

Obviously, the aliens need more cowbell.

O.T.: I'd send myself and convince them with my fists.

 

[Ciartan]

Neil Patrick Harris!

 

[Alon Shechter]

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Definitely Charlie Sheen, HE'S SHEENVINCIBLE! What alien species couldn't be charmed by this face?!

Hell even if he managed to screw it up he could just tell a couple jokes from the writers of two and half men. Those guys write great jokes....*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*

But they DO write great jokes, you just can't hear them over the abuse of the laughing machine.

 

[kypsilon]

WILLIAM SHATNER!

C'mon people, who else is going to save the world from angry aliens? Kirk 'em.

 

[McAirborne]

Frank Zappa